Political Ineptitude

Moron.

Even the Flames are having a hard time getting used to the attention that comes with being on the A-list. Flames president Ken King thought it was a crank call when his cellphone rang in the final minutes of Wednesday's 3-1 victory over the Sharks and he was told it was Prime Minister Paul Martin's office.

"I said, 'Yeah, I'm Daffy Duck and I've got a hockey game to watch here' and I hung up," King said yesterday.

(Tickets to the Calgary games for the Stanley Cup finals sold out in 90 seconds.)