The RCMP Is Sensitive

"Survey of Canadians Views of RCMP Policing Services 2004

1 = Strongly disagree .....2.......3.......4...... Strongly Agree = 5

hmmm.... ok. couple of basic questions about satisfaction levels. Check. Check.

The RCMP's services are important for Canada

....vague enough to get a 4.

The RCMP is a professional organization

Technical question. "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you are paid for what you do."

Obligatory 5

The RCMP is an organization with integrity and honesty.

Adscam and pension fund misuse for 2, Alex!

The RCMP places an emphasis on providing good service to the public

eh... three calls to drag away the creep who was masturbating in his car outside my house?

2.

The RCMP is sensitive to the needs of different cultures and groups

....ike a survey memo in 20 languages? 18 bonus points!

The RCMP is sensitive to Aboriginal issues

"Stay the hell off our reserve. We have a constitutional right to smuggle firearms and cigarettes self government."

5.

The RCMP is sensitive to the needs of women

That would be me. And I don't have special needs.

So, no numeral for you!

The RCMP is sensitive to issues pertaining to youth.

That's "young offender" to you, Officer. Cut 'em loose....

...

Dear Royal Canadian Mounted Police: Just enforce the damned law. Yours truly. (I would sign my name, but you asked my age. You don't get both.)

Lucky them. A postage paid envelope.

Posted by Kate at May 13, 2004 8:03 PM