In A Poll Just Released

At Occam's Carbuncle:

In an unimpeachably impartial and fair newly released poll (of Canadians wearing "I hate Bush" t-shirts?), only 14 per cent of those surveyed said they believe George Bush understands or cares about Canada.

In a poll fabricated on the same day, George Bush unanimously affirmed that he doesn't understand or give a crap about Canada.