13 Replies to “We Don’t Need No Flaming Sparky Cars”

  1. Too funny. I saw the line ups a year or so ago in Califormia during the brownouts. Great comic relief!

    1. I attended the venue where the most horrendous lineup of e-cars EVER were queued up waiting to be charged … Cal Poly Graduation. Located mid point between LA and SF … anyone who drove their e-cars desperately needed a charge to go home on Sunday … I suspect many of them called in sick on Monday.

  2. Driver: “My hovercraft is full of eels.”

    Pedestrian: “Right, then – down the road to the second roundabout and the charger will be on the left. Don’t dally too long, mind; the charging police are about.”

    Charging Police: “Fetchez le vache!”

  3. The goal is to ration mobility. Just think how easy it will be to prevent pesky protests when all you have to do is issue a charge warning for the weekend and alter a few bus routes!

    1. “All progressions from a higher to a lower order are marked by ruins and mystery and a residue of nameless rage.” – Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian

    2. Our bunch of grade school ninnies couldn’t run a worm farm.. This will not end well, and personally I can’t wait.

      1. Did a business plan for a worm ranch in college. Worm saddles are custom made and not cheap.

  4. You think that’s funny? Wait until we get this in Canada. Even funnier? When they get things like this in Chicago.

  5. I remember the hurricane in New Jersey where none of the gas stations worked because the payment systems needed electricity. Heck aren’t the pumps even electric?

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