Harry Potter And The Prison Penis Pretzel Pickle

JK Rowling draws and quarters.

She tweeted: ‘So in Nicola Sturgeon’s Scotland, trans women AREN’T women if they’re convicted double rapists, like Adam ‘Isla Bryson’ Graham. 

‘However, trans woman and paedophile Katie Dolatowski, who covertly filmed a 12-year-old and attempted to rape a 10-year-old, both offences committed in women’s public bathrooms, IS a woman and remains in the women’s prison from which Adam Graham is to be removed.’

Behold.

Meanhile, in Canada: 44% of incarcerated “Transwomen” are sexual offenders.

31 Replies to “Harry Potter And The Prison Penis Pretzel Pickle”

  1. All trannies and all of their defenders are nuts, mentally ill, insane, wackadoodle. Prove me wrong.

    1. My next book for Dummies.
      California edition.

      “How to spend 7 years in a Women’s prison and never get paroled.”

  2. Nicola Sturgeon may be a brain-dead idiot, but the Scots deserve her. They persist in voting for her and Green Party supporters which is why she remains in office. She’s bad enough that if Robert the Bruce was alive today, his response might be something like, “Give it all back to the Sassenach.”

    1. Correct. They never had the balls to fight the English and deserve their fate as cuckolds.
      Still don’t have the balls to declare independence.
      Now they can’t even stand up to mentally defectives.

      1. I’m in Nova Scotia, surrounded by them, am part one myself, and they (we) are pathetic, only happy when miserable, and would rather see their neighbour fail than succeed themselves. Generally, a sorry lot.

        1. I find these comments amusing when they are read in a thick scottish accent while Trainspotting is rolling through my thoughts … It’s shite being scottish …

    2. The Critical Drinker summed her up best:

      “… (a person) who’s both a highly successful politician and a woman, and yet effortlessly manages to look like neither.”

  3. What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. None of these contortions would be necessary if we acknowledged the fact that “trans women” are not women at all, but either intact or surgically altered, mentally ill, biological males that cross dress and should not be housed in womens’ prisons, period. The truth makes all circumstances easier to handle, lying always increases complexity.

  4. Nicola Sturgeon is in the top nation-wreckers, just like Jacinda, Angela Merkel, ShinyPony, Xiden.

    And re Scotland, what a bunch of sissies Scotland had become! :(. From those glorious times of Braveheart it devolved to a sour woke bunch of losers.

  5. People seem to condemn the Scots for being wusses, but these same people will vociferously denounce football hooligans. Such is the extreme state of cognitive dissonance in Canada.

  6. “Risk Assessment” is needed to see if the trans-penis dangler can be housed in a women’s prison. What if the “Risk Assessment” doesn’t correctly assess risk? Who’s to blame then? No bureaucrat I’ve ever met was up to the job of taking responsibility of their screw up that hurt people. I expect even less chance of that happening in this upside down woke disaster of a country. The road to Hell…

  7. BS might help you in a court of law?.. But its not going to help you in the real world.. 44% are sex offenders but then again who is going to hire a man in a dress to babysit their kids?.. I see your raise and call..

  8. Here is logic that rarely fails.
    Truth is Beautiful, Lies are Ugly.

    Just google ANY Conservative Woman and compare it to 99.9% of Democrat/FILTHY LIBERAL women…(think Hillary, or any Green Party Member like Elizabeth May (she has summer teeth, some are here, some are there..)or their “trans” jenga women like Bruce Jenner, who have a tree trunk attached.
    Sin is UGLY, and they are Ugly as Sin

  9. The solution is simple; rather than having men’s and women’s prisons, have penis prisons and non-penis prisons. No need, then, to agonize over what a woman is.

    Although one can then expect long, tortuous debates about what a penis is. If a penis identifies as a non-penis, is it then a non-penis?

  10. Back in the day, do remember reading an article which said that the Scottish IQ had been substantially lowered because so many brighter Scots had moved elsewhere. Which might explain why Ms Sturgeon is able to push through her idiocies.
    Our family, on various sides, has Scottish heritage. But we’re all still essentially working in the private sector and don’t have family wealth or trust funds backing us, so we’re all very aware of budgets and the necessity of keeping expenditures under revenues (both corporate and family).

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