17 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

  1. If a capybara can be decreed a fish by the Catholic Church — and thus is okay to be eat on Friday — then I guess bees can be fish as well.

      1. Well, a moose spends a lot of it’s time in water but is certainly not a duck, therefore it must be some kind of fish.

  2. Liberal kind, in their search for perfect Utopia, believing that it is possible, will kill themselves trying to attain it. They are fundamentally suicidal in their attitudes and behaviors.

  3. Hey, PETA wanted us to stop eating fish a few years ago by re-naming them as “sea kittens”.

  4. Back in the day, offspring was studying to be a veterinarian in eastern Slovakia. One of the early courses was – I kid you not – “Diseases of fish and bees”. Bees were simple: there’s a problem: has the hive and start over.
    Fish were more complex, even in that land-locked country. Slovakia being rather small (about the size of Nova Scotia, but with more people), the classes went out on a fair few field trips, including to fish processing plants. Next time I visited (someone had to bring over the Canadian essentials such as cranberry sauce, tinned pumpkin, over-the-counter cold remedies, etc), said offspring – as we were walking through the local Tesco – pointed at certain fish products and said “don’t buy those”. I complied.
    But, to this day, I remember the odd partnering of fish and bees in one course.

    1. “has the hive”
      ?
      ‘has’ *what* ? not even proper grammar.

  5. Yes, let’s always ask the courts about sciency things like how many genders there are, whether mRNA vaccines are safe, and if bees might be fish.

    We are well and truly f**ked.

  6. “…fundamentally suicidal in their … behaviors.”

    That’s why the thing that bothers me most about Liberals is their lack of competence.

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