26 Replies to “Woke Churches And Candy”

  1. And to think that there was a time when heretics were excommunicated from the church for preaching false doctrine…..

    1. Todays woke Ministers are hurtling toward an eternity of weeping and gnashing of teeth. All because they wanted to … be edgy. Kewl. Different. Because THEY know better than those stodgy old preachers of the Gospel. These people are truly TWISTED.

      St. Paul … from the book of Acts … speaking to the Greeks …

      29 I know that after my departure fierce wolves will come in among you, not sparing the flock; 30 and from among your own selves will arise men speaking twisted things, to draw away the disciples after them.

      1. Ah! But nobody harvested ballots that were mailed OUT to every address (Not registered voter) in America. There were no mysterious ballot dumps … in the dark of night, after counting had been illegally stopped.

  2. This is why large organized religions and charitable groups with access to children has drawn pedophiles like flies to honey. Politics naturally draws con artists and otherwise demented psychopaths for similar reasons, with it’s fair share of pedophiles as well.

    This woke culture has been a godsend for the worlds pedophiles, an unfortunate and very real evil for actual Priests & Pastors who feel they have a calling to make a beneficial difference in the world.

  3. Oh so this idiot preacher didn’t get to “Let the little children come to me”? Because I’m sure the imbecile can reinterpret this fragment as well.

    1. Leftists in the church have been re-interpreting Scripture to suit their purposes ever since the introduction of the “social gospel” and “liberation theology”, using St. (Karl) Marx as a basis.

      1. Like the United Church of Kanada. They went woke and commie in the early 1980’s. It was the first to push homosexual marriage. My last comment before leaving was when would the abortion clinic be set up next to the Sunday School?” Not long afterwards, the Moderator decided belief in God was optional but adherence to socialism was church doctrine.

        1. They went woke and commie in the early 1980’s.

          It started even earlier when that commie Bob McClure was moderator. I remember the ads he made about 50 years and which were shown on TV.

          While I was at UBC, he was interviewed by the local CBC station for its afternoon drive-home show. He insisted that the U. S. waged biological war during the conflict in Korea but, like many on the left, didn’t provide any evidence.

  4. A pastor once told me, “You can make the Bible say anything you want it to say. But the idea is to find what God wants it to say.”

    Somehow I have a hard time believing God is woke.

    The pastor at the church I used to attend has gone full woke over the past couple years, gay pride banners, rainbows all over the place, fake pronouns for all the fake genders and all us whites are racist.

    The congregation has deserted, there are maybe a dozen woke parishioners left. My prediction, they’ll be bankrupt by summer, will sell off the land and building and then meet in rented facilities until the money runs out.

    1. Your cleric sounds like some Lutheran clergymen I’ve known, quick to adopt the latest socio-political fad and laying it on with a trowel.

  5. “Atop the bell tower of the modern church the progressive clergy, instead of a cross, place a weathervane.”

    — Nicolás Gómez Dávila, 1913-1994

  6. Oh, and don’t forget that the renowned theologian, Sarah Silverman, said a few years ago that Christ was gender-fluid. Uh-huh…..

    1. Yes, but mostly, if not only on the left side of the political spectrum. But it’s a chicken and egg thing. Are people leftists because they’re mentally ill or are people mentally ill because they’re leftists?

  7. Taking Gods name in vain.
    Or in this case, invoking God to legitimize a personal desire.
    God doesn’t work that way.
    You can choose your path or his.
    But when your days on earth are done and your life’s account is reviewed, entry into heaven is dependent on whether you demonstrated adherence to God’s rules.
    If you try to pervert God’s laws to legitimize breaking them, you can’t plead ignorance at the pearly gates.

    Oh and another thing.
    There is a difference between faith in God and religion.

    1. “There is a difference between faith in God and religion.”

      I would add, “and spiritualism” to your observation.

    2. God’s rules expose the fall from glory into sin
      Following the rules is impossible, but living by the Spirit is our only way to eternity with the Father

      Your works are a testament to your beliefs, they display where your heart is.

      You and I enter the afterlife when we transition from these 4 dimensions (Height, width, length and time) into eternity with many dimensions.

      If we have confessed with our mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, born of the virgin Miriam, was crucified and 3 days later was raised from the dead, that confession places us in the Body of Christ and Jesus is the head of the Body. When the Father looks at us, He sees the Head (Jesus) and welcomes us into His holy presence. Eternity with the Godhead will be Glorious!!

  8. So are the sales of M &Ms too high at present, or do they just have a board of directors that are stupid! Whatever the issue this ought to look after that oversupply in short order.

    1. Hiring gender studies graduates for your marketing department is a path to bankruptcy. Too many firms are doing this. Must be due to being forced to appoint diversified boards of directors.

      1. Must be due to being forced to appoint diversified boards of directors.

        I recently read the periodical from one engineering society I belong to. One of the articles was all about “diversity” and a major point that was pushed was that “diversity” leads to “better” outcomes and “better” solutions.

        Reading that crapola made me glad I’m retired from practicing.

  9. Not a priest, let along a Christian. What a ridiculous assertion – those washing other’s feet are transgendered? More wokeidiocy.

    I identify with calling bullshit on this pastoral pretender.

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