Your Global Warming Scam Stories For Today

Hundreds of Justin’s taxpayer funded parasites will soon be flying home from the Greta conference. His CBC is already ranting this morning that we are all going to die, unless a final draft is accepted today. And forget about inflation, food insecurity, and deficits, Dear Leader spent time yesterday on the phone to Boris Johnson discussing global warming.

And what will Greta be doing in twenty years?

Greta Thunberg will swap eco war for gas guzzler and central heating when she grows up

23 Replies to “Your Global Warming Scam Stories For Today”

  1. Yes, Greta will embrace the gas guzzler and central heating but she won’t give up the eco war. Like all socialists, she’s special. It’s the rest of us who she wants to deny comfort and convenience.

  2. Greta, like the Spawn, are products of zealous parental nurture, leftist indoctrination, inherited arrogance, and youthful idealism. What’s Boris’ excuse?

    1. What’s Boris’ excuse? He’s a complete fecking prat, that’s his excuse. He belongs in a Benny Hill sketch not Number Ten.

  3. “And what will Greta be doing in twenty years?”

    Let’s vote

    1) Hunter Biden’s Mistress
    2) Justin Trudeau’s Mistress
    3) She will have had a sex change and become Bjorn Thunberg and will shack up with someone in Britain’s Royal Family

    1. Nah. She’ll be apprenticing to become a full-time cat lady, but continuing her leftist ranting for “something to do”.

  4. The subsidy farmers are quick off the mark – almost makes one think that this was planned. A five year plan, what can go wrong? Worked for the USSR
    Less fossil fuels, less fertilizer, no till farming and zero carbon inputs is another way of saying forget that tractor, get a horse and use more manure.
    https://www.cbc.ca/radio/thehouse/agriculture-agrifood-climate-carbon-cop26-1.6247452

    No Liberals or elephants!
    They are full of shit and too hard to clean up after

  5. “And what will Greta be doing in twenty years?”

    Who f’ing cares? I don’t give a damn what she’s doing now, either.

  6. “Ban Ocean Swimming”!

    It’s a good idea actually, aside from saving one person from a shark attack, or drowning, think of the human waste including skin and hair that can be prevented from going directly into the Ocean. Think of the skin cancers and potential cut injuries just walking a beach!

    “All beaches and swimming BANNED” – sounds like a movement just waiting to happen………….

  7. I’m hoping climate change in the form of a smallish asteroid takes out the Swedish Skank.

    The CBC people are in Jimmy Jones territory now.
    They’re clearly insane.
    It was nice to see, once again, that the “most liked” comments were trashing the article and the CBC.

  8. In 20 years it will be illegal to drive a gasoline engine car…

    That is pretty much what the left wants and where we are heading.

    Or taxes on gasoline and cars will be so damn high that most people will be forced to switch to electric.

    And since the government will know eveything we do ( trough our cell phones and dozens of other devices that spy on us ) life will be miserable.

    The future will be very ugly.

  9. If her parents don’t embezzle all the money she’s receiving now, Greta will become a champagne socialist travelling around the world demanding we comply to saving Gaia, whilst she travels in private jets, yachts large enough to carry a helicopter and be driven around in an armoured limousine which is two or three times heavier than a normal one requiring loads of hydro carbons to go from point A to point B.

  10. In 20 years Greta will be 38, as plain as ever, and almost forgotten.

    Pray for her sake that by then they’ve found an effective treatment for whatever is wrong with her.

  11. I would hope that by the time she grows up, the venomous, sociopathic bitch commits suicide.

  12. Sadly, people like Elon Musk and Bill Gates took Neil Young’s eco-song seriously, and believe they need to be “flying mother nature’s silver seed to a new place in the sun”. Yes, the earth is so thoroughly wrecked that the only answer is Space-X flights to a new place in the sun.

    Please take Greta and all her handlers with you, Elon. See ya!

    1. That’s hardly a new idea. In the BBC radio series The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the planet Golgafrincham put the useless members of its population in the B Ark, people such as marketing executives and telephone sanitizers.

    1. There are no subsidies for fossil fuels.
      It is the media cartel and the socialist extremists that call tax write offs for oil companies, subsidies.
      The oil companies write off very much as does every other company large and small the things that are allowed to be written off, like depreciation, expanses and all the variety and sundry of write offs that were actually made law by the parliament of this country.
      Never was there one word specifying fossil fuels.

      Write offs, right or wrong, you decide, are there for every taxpayer in the country.
      A 10% tax on every transaction without write offs should take care of that though politicians can’t do that. Other than they made another law that gives them your money without your consent, they extort money from corporation in return for writing tax code in the favor of the same corporations.

      And you’ve been had.

  13. Greta will be barefoot and pregnant with her 18th child, as a lot of big pharma is dependent on fossil fuels to make birth control products.
    She will be sway backed and deformed from always holding a baby on her hip as she smokes a joint and bent over a hot woodstove as she cooks her current boyfriends supper.
    Most of her teeth are gone and a lot of them are rotted black, again a lot of dentistry products depend on fossil fuels.
    She is a little apprehensive as she knows her boyfriend is gonna want oral sex again, and last time he broke off one of her rotted teeth.
    Since all fossil fuels were banned, her boy friend now has to work on a farm in Alberta for a rotten bastard Called “WATCHER” he works her boyfriend from dawn to dark, he has a special harness and it takes 50 green commies like her boy friend to pull the cultivator, for this that Prick Watcher gives them a live chicken.
    Greta has to wring the chickens neck herself and pull the feathers.
    And that Asshole Watcher just laughs and says HEH HEH HEH. Karma is a bitch, then he drives his Chev 4×4 back to his stockade and watches old John Wayne DVD’s and practices his fast draw and drinks whiskey and smokes big hand rolled cigars. What a bastard Watcher is, Greta hates Watcher.

  14. None of the above.

    She will be the environmental reporter on some obscure Swedish TV station, living in a town house with Wallender who will be 90 years old but still quite able to get it on, and a third person who was at one time a male but now identifies as a living protoplasm, all of them emotionally distant but conscious of the damage we are doing on Mars, and they will have an electric Volvo that is often in the shop and I won’t give a flying **** what else they do.

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