The Urinating Liberal

Is making a heroic comeback.

Amos’ wife, Regina Flores, was at his side at the Chelsea constituency office and made a heartfelt statement of support about his return to work. Amos explained that he had been dealing with the issue by taking a step back to focus on family and surround himself with a team of health professionals to create and implement a comprehensive “wellness plan” to address the “root cause” of these incidents.

“The assessments from my health team suggest that I don’t have any mental health disorder,” Amos said, explaining that his health team consisted of a psychologist, an occupational therapist, a psychotherapist, and a family doctor.

Stunning and brave.

35 Replies to “The Urinating Liberal”

  1. The ideal way to make yourself look like less of a whack job. (In the psychological sense. For those of you who went elsewhere – sorry about that.)

    Surround yourself with health care professionals like a psychologist, a therapist, and a psycho therapist.
    Compared to most of those, yes, you will look well adjusted.

  2. Well at least he’s just a pervert and doesn’t have some kind of psychological problem. That’s better than most politicians.

    1. Incorrect.
      Will Amos is not an idiot. Ask him. His explanation was that he was so pure, so incredibly amazing, so good for Canada, and working so hard that he lost his focus. Read for yourself Mr Amos’ words. Read how unique and incomparable he believes himself to be…..

      ” “(My healthcare team) conclude that my ‘hyperactive multitasking’ represents a significant personal and professional vulnerability,” Amos added.“Both Zoom incidents reflect situational awareness challenges resulting from ‘hyperactive multitasking’ and a lack of focus.” ”

      How lucky are we that he and his leader Justin are there for us. God speed, Will Amos!

    2. Adam, and they make their own word salads…hyeractive multitasking, that made me laff like hell!

  3. His psychologist, occupational therapist, psychotherapist, and family doctor are named Wang, Johnson, Peter and John Thomas coincidently.

  4. So what does he require from us? Our compassion and understanding?
    Maybe the ultimate goal is to have these professionals tell him he’s not insane and perhaps even give him an embossed certificate attesting to that. That ought to shut the critics up, or at least the ones who don’t make the distinction between a flaky personality disorder and insanity.

  5. Who doesn’t set up his/her laptop with a view to the toilet? There’s probably a Youtube video showing you how to do it … “zoom while crapping”

    1. There’s few that would be able to keep themselves from whipping it out in front of a camera with only the help of four health care professionals.

  6. Stunning and brave indeed. It’s a rare man who is willing to admit that his greatest weakness is that he works too damn hard.

    1. Yup. Just like those who try to declare that they have a strong work ethic on a resume. It’s a learned behavior to try to hide who they really are. (As I learned to my chagrin when I had no work experience, and couldn’t figure out why I never got a call back to a resume a couple of decades ago.)

    2. “Amos said his wellness plan includes an emphasis on focusing on a single task at once, reducing his overall work intensity from an 85 to a 60-hour workweek…”

      We don’t deserve to be led by such an amazing man.

  7. An “unhealthy overemphasis on doing too much”
    Was that with the assistance of coke?(the white kind)

    1. With a magnifying glass, I suspect. Else the “hey, it’s cold in here!” defence.

  8. Whew. I saw the headline and thought it might be a photoblog series. I am so happy to be wrong!

  9. There once was a Liberal named Will
    Who found he could get a good thrill
    From showing us his pathetically small wiener
    Trouble was if a prick was smaller we hadn’t seen’er
    And the hoots of derision became more than shrill.

    1. Not bad, but the scheme doesn’t match a limerick. Perhaps

      There once was a Liberal named Will,
      Who found he could get a good thrill.
      Though flashing his weiner,
      If smaller, unseen-er,
      Caused hoots of derision quite shrill.

  10. Translation

    “Please re-elect me in spite of my character flaws, I need my pension.”

  11. “The assessments from my health team suggest that I don’t have any mental health disorder,”

    Oh good! So you’re just a (*&^%$g creep?

  12. Just proving beyond all doubt that ” Liberalism is a mental disorder” …..Steve O

  13. Seeking help for being a sick pervert and a deviant is not a virtue. This Liberal pension-seeking weirdo needs to STFU and go away.

  14. You can tell he’s a liberal. Any sane person would have just asked an IT nerd how to confirm the camera was off on the Zoom program.

  15. The utter lack of appropriate consequence for disgusting exhibitionist behaviour makes one wonder what his boss does with his mute button. Birds of a feather…ick.

  16. It must be nice to be abe to “surround” oneself with healthcare professionals when many Canadians can’t find a family doctor. Or sit on years long waiting lists for surgery.

  17. “Amos explained that the July 7 briefing was part of a “progressive return” to his …”
    Make that “de-briefing”. He even admits that’s the way ‘progressives’ operate.

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