Incentives Matter

From FEMA

Applicants may receive assistance for the funeral expenses of multiple deceased individuals. Assistance is limited to a maximum of $9,000 per funeral and a maximum of $35,500 per application per state, territory, or the District of Columbia.

This won’t change anyone’s behavior at all. Reminds me of all the public works projects that magically get funded by saying its because of climate change.

11 Replies to “Incentives Matter”

  1. So, BLM can now be considered the investment arm of the COVID squad.

    Need a little money, BLM will ensure the right people are COVID dead and fill out the paperwork on your behalf.

    Nah, can’t see this being mis-used at all.

  2. Fransisco, you mean climate crisis. Apparently the climate has already changed causing a dire emergency and us dumb ass peons just didn’t notice.

  3. Okay, 600,000 +/- deaths attributed to Covid so far. Multiply by $9,000 per, gives a $5.4 billion payout. I’m guessing the numbers are about to go up. Just sayin’

    1. Yup. When suicides, drive by shootings, and motorcycle accidents are all death by covid, why not? Especially when money grows on trees. Better get yours while you can. That’s why we have a native indian industry.

  4. Some deaths are more equal than others. FUCK! They’re screwing us coming and going

  5. Also in the news today, the average cost of a Funeral has suddenly increased by $9,000. Funeral Directories are unable to see what caused the sudden increase…

  6. And Biden, with 80 million votes, is the most popular President in US history, more popular even than Obama.

  7. I have heard, though no proof, that they have a similar program in Brazil. Result, everyone dies of Cocid.

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