54 Replies to ““Mayor Lori Lightfoot” Is Not The Name Of A DC Comics Character”

  1. Sorry about your baby Ma’am. I would have caught the kidnapper, but my supervisor was on the other line with the Civilian Office of Police Accountability and they did not authorize a foot pursuit.

    1. “Fill out this form in triplicate and we’ll discuss it in detail at the next weekly Action Meeting.”

  2. Permission from whom?

    if you think that someone couldn’t come up with an idea to make Chicago more violent… well, here’s your sign.

  3. I thought she was supposed to resign ? Guess she was issued with the standard Demonrat teflon coating.

  4. It is going to be hilarious when the police decide to go on strike for a weekend, call in sick for a weekend, or follow the new rules.

    1. It would be even more hilarious if fascist gun control measures were abolished and none notice cops were gone.

  5. “Dispatch! There is an individual covered with blood running from the scene!”

    “Do you have a description?”

    “He is wearing a black hoodie and blue jeans covered in blood!”

    “We are over our quota for allowed foot pursuits of Black and Hispanics for today. You are authorized to pursue Whites and Asians only at this time.”

    “Never mind! He Is now two blocks away, and I have lost sight of him!”

  6. Aside from the fact that it would irritate the globalists, what is stopping Chicago’s finest from:

    1. Rounding up Lizzy Lori and the pack of race-baiters and charlatans styling themselves the Chicago city council and holding them in precinct cells without bail until they agree to resign.

    2. Assuming full powers of government in the city until a truly free and fair election can be held, with an armed cop standing at every polling station to dissuade fraudsters.

    3. Enforcing the goddamn law, and yes, using lethal force without apology on any thug who has a problem with the cops’ doing their job, because nothing else gets the message across.

    1. Yup. Capone did a better job running the place than the current crop of retards do.

    2. And welcome to Minnieapolis if you think thats gonna work ,better have a good lawyer and an iron clad alibi like I was with Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson at that time.

  7. I don’t know where all of this is going.
    I did achieve a respectable score on my handbasket recognition tests however.

    Then again, from an accelerationist point of view, this may be an indication we can start to rebuild fairly soon.

    1. The statistics on that ‘jackass’ site are quite interesting.

      Poor gun control is demonstrated in that one illustration where it shows 318 lower body shots which is more than head and torso shots combined.

      Better training would get more of those shots into the torso and effective.

      A few sharpshooters out there though, 76 head shots of which 72 fatal.

      44 shot in the ass. Isn’t that a shot in the ass? Why, yes, yes it is.

      Congratulations Chicago.

  9. Rules of Engagement … Pentagon-Style. It’s worked so well in the War against Islamic Terrorism … what could possibly go wrong?

  10. Nitwit. Feral Chicago progressive democrat politicians, touted as new age deep thinkers (Bachelor of Arts…with honors”) and who’ve had the benefit of a very deep field of Illinois marxists working behind the scenes covering up and grooming them not to mention a cadre of marxist Chicago Aldermen who’ve never had a socialist crackpot idea they didn’t like. Many an article how religious blacks in Chicago held their nose and voted for her when in most circumstances they’d sooner stick their head in an oven and turn on the gas than vote for a gay politician. Look up California’s Prop 8 and you’ll know what I’m talking about and spare me your “religious right wing” excuse.
    I’d like to say Chicago cops are getting what they deserve but they endorsed Trump last time around so I’ll give them a pass. Just think…two more years and Chicago will get to vote for another Democrat.

    As for defunding police, James Woods had the best advice – Write in to your local police and inform you won’t be needing their services under any circumstances.
    None. Nada. Never. And don’t forget to sign your name, big talkers…afterall, your life depends on it.

  19. 44 year old fully outfitted cop VS 17 year old kid that is 127 lbs of lips, legs and tennis shoes.

    1. A rumour. She was caught cheating on her “wife”. But she stood firm against her critics and vowed to continue to “lead”. Just outrageous. I think her level of delusion about her self worth might be worse than Trudeau’s.

      1. Maybe Lightfoot should have gotten permission from her wife to chase after that other woman.

  23. The headline misses part of it. They now need permission before starting a foot chase.
    https://notthebee.com/article/chicago-seriously-might-start-requiring-cops-to-get-permission-from-a-supervisor-before-chasing-a-suspect-on-foot

    And I just learned, from that paragraph above, that Chicago officers must be granted permission before engaging in a vehicle chase. How in the name of everything good in this world is that an advantageous policy to anyone but criminals?

    Referencing the source of https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-cops-may-soon-need-permission-before-chasing-a-suspect-on-foot

    1. Vehicle chases all too often result in death for bystanders or some other calamity. They can always track the car later and they do.

      1. After it’s been abandoned and sometimes burned. As a friend of my brother who was a South African noted after his carjacking (during which he was locked in the car trunk) noted: “I had the entire drive to J-burg to wonder if they would set the car on fire when the were done, or just walk away.” Luckily for him, they chose to walk away.

        That’s why he’s Canadian now. He chose to leave multiculturalism and come to a place where he thought the word of the law still means something. If the police had stopped the car that day then he would have been saved for certain. You would rather he die. That’s why I think you’re a bad person, you never think very far ahead to see what naturally comes next.

      2. Yeah except when the car is stolen the thieves will by then abandon the car and tracing it will not help catching them. But that is just mere property theft which a loser like you considers redistribution anyway.
        In any case losers who don’t know how to drive should not opine about car chases.

  24. Get permission from a supervisor to pursue? Oh well then, that seems okay. I thought it was about getting permission from the perp. Lol

  25. If I were a cop in Chicago I would like it. You would never have to confront anyone, put yourself in danger and best of all risk being used in a show trial for using lethal force or not using lethal force and getting convicted anyway. “I was asking permission to use lethal force or not and pursuit as the perp was killing his extended family members and by the time I got it they were all dead and he was gone”. Oh well, shift is over……

    It’s over America, you had a good run.

  26. This process has been in place for UN peacekeeping missions for decades.

    Just ask Romeo Dalliance how well that works.

    1. You are right. Had not thought about that, but that is exactly what will happen when things get out of control– UN Peacekeeping troups. The evil agenda is becoming quite clear. Useful idiots like Lori Lightfoot will have served their purpose.

  27. And this is Chicago today with a police force? Imagine it in six months when they’ve all quit. Maybe she wants to create the first area of the Black Nation; we see what it will be already – a gang ruled ghetto. Just ripe for a really vicious thug to take over and rule the place with a tyrannical fist. First against the wall, the progressive idiots.

    1. And when anyone or anything goes missing there, the only way to get it back will be to send Snake Pliskin.

    2. Vicious progressive thugs already rule cities like Chicago with a tyrannical fist.
      We are now starting to see the inevitable results start to pile up. The only question left is WHEN? When will these places come crashing down?

  29. First, these are silly sources. The NYP is not a serious paper of accord.

    Second, at the end of the NYP article, Lori Lightfoot explicitly walks back this idea.

    Third, Chicago’s PD is a brutal and ineffective organization that maybe doesn’t need ‘reform’ so much as it needs to be totally annihilated so they can start over.

    1. Ah, I see. Mayor Lightfoot never said any of these things. It was just that evil NY Post making stuff up. It’s the Police Department’s fault for Chicago’s decline. Okay. Generations of corrupt city politicians have nothing to do with the problem. Fine. Poor Mayor Lightfoot. Untouchable. Unaccountable. Leave poor philandering Lori alone you guys.

  30. I will argue that Chicago does not have a police force.
    Chicago has been under Demon Rat control for a century,the union thugs who staff their so-called City Police are perfect Minions.
    Hired and trained thugs,who survive in their well paid union jobs by obedience to the Cities rules.
    No L.E.O with delusions of constitutional law and order or civic rights of the citizens survives there.
    For the demon rats do not reward such people,firing them at best,framing them as criminals as an art.
    So forget the myth of Chicago Police,this is just another lie propagated by the narrative.
    These Demon Controlled enclaves,style their thugs as “police” simply to destroy the image and morale of every real police force in their neighbourhood.
    They are not engaged in law and order and Just Us is what they play,enforcing the will of the corrupt mob ,enabling the continuous theft from those who produce..
    Which is why Chicago and Detroit are decaying ,crumbling stinking holes..

    If the citizens of these places valued themselves,they would hang all their “helpers”.
    But rather than go to jail for removing parasites,the smarter citizens have left.

    It does not matter,what “permissions ” must or must not be sought,the place will never recover.
    Fence it in and let it burn.

  31. Lori Lightfoot looks like a rejected rendering for one of the Cantina customers on Mos Eisely.

  32. “Lori Lightfoot” would never be a DC comics name. As Raj once pointed out on Big Bang Theory, alliterative initials have long been a trademark of Marvel Comics:

    Steven Strange
    Bruce Banner
    Reed Richards
    Peter Parker
    Pepper Potts
    Dum-dum Doogan
    and of course, J. Jonah Jameson

    In DC comics, the only alliteration was Superman’s love interests and enemies:
    Lois Lane
    Lana Lang
    Lex Luthor

    But I can’t ever see Superman bothering with a dwarvish, pop-eyed lesbian with zero fashion sense.

  33. When we start seeing news reports of people saying, “Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse!”, and Lori Lightfoot magically appearing, I think we should start worrying that Michael Keaton is reprising his 1988 role in real life. LOL

  35. more and more of the institutions are being taken over by the inmates. we, the sane ones, have to start openly mocking them as they have no ability to laugh at themselves and no vision to see how stupid they prove they are when they open their pie holes and spout forth their latest opinions.

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