“Mayor Lori Lightfoot” Is Not The Name Of A DC Comics Character

81 Replies to ““Mayor Lori Lightfoot” Is Not The Name Of A DC Comics Character”

1. When you vote for someone only because they check off the “correct” boxes, you get the incompetence you deserve.

   1. I think she had to step down because she was checking one too many boxes.

      1. Usually when the boxes for philanderer and Demoncrap are checked, they cancel each other out.
         See: W. Clinton, A. Weiner, et.al.
         (Okay, Weiner’s second shenanigan did do him in)

      2. I see what you did there.

   2. You get the dowdiness you deserve.

      Seriously, don’t these people hire publicists to make sure that they are at least wearing form-fitting clothes?

      1. There is something very wrong with the positioning of her right foot. I can’t describe it, but it’s not where it should be.
         Lightfoot will be just fine. Anyone who’s been Mayor of Chicago knows too many secrets to ever be in real trouble.

         1. Is there a third leg?

      2. Dude you don’t want form-fitting on this form.

   3. But this critter has so many boxes to check. And there are so many perverts, marxists, bigots, and crazies in Chicago.

2. That’s quite a wide selection in Instapundit’s comment section.

   “Beetlejuice” etc…

   1. I liked … “Did she cheat with a Trans man?” … to which I’d reply, she IS a trans man.

      1. Actually, her husband is the Trans. And just as ugly.

   2. Not Beetlejuice, Groot. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=groot&atb=v250-1&iax=images&ia=images

3. so , it doesn’t matter how ugly and stupid one is…………………………………..

   1. Knew a guy, good looking, but always brought back a not too good looker.

      I asked him. He said a Munster is better than a Nonester.

      Another guy, short, bit of a horn dog. I ask what do you look for in a woman? He answered, “a Yes”.

      1. That’s the go ugly early theory.

4. I don’t think you are losing your touch, one look at that picture would make me question the very thought of a sex scandal.

   1. ~ ~ s h u d d e r ~ ~

   2. Could only come up with Mayor John Tory’s doppelganger.
      His hidden sex slave?
      Sorry got nothing really…

      1. I noticed today that John has a new head of hair. Almost didn’t recognize him. With his money, what’s he doing being Mayor of Tronna? Isn’t there a golf course he should be on? Someplace like Palm Springs?

5. Here is a better reason for her resignation than cheating on her “wife”:

   “According to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office, Minniefield was one of 875 people who died from gun violence last year; 78% of the victims were Black.”

   https://abc7chicago.com/chicago-shootings-2020-shooting-crime-stats-statistics/9250374/

   1. … and 22% were Heespanick. Dreamers, most likely.

6. “all the sex appeal of a burning orphanage” is a quote I’m going to steal.

7. Whatever happened to, “Stand by your . . . uhhhhh . . . ummmm”? Oh never mind . . .
   No matter what raving incompetence she brought to the job of actually running Chicago, I’m sure in the minds of the wokerati this will cement her legacy.

   1. Stand by your Freak Dwarf?

8. Whose her tailor or are those her wife’s pants?

9. Richard Daley, please come back. All is forgiven.

   1. Two thumbs up for you, B A!

10. I’m trying to couple that picture to sex scandal. Can anyone enlighten me???

    1. It’s an excuse.

    2. Don’t…you’ll go blind.

    3. You’ve never seen zoo-porn?

11. I didn’t even know she was gay……not paying attention

    ….but every time I see her picture I can’t help thinking Beetlejuice

    1. You assumed she was “heteronormative” ? Seriously!?

       1. Kenji – had I bothered to think about it, would have assumed she was either celebate or incel.

12. Chicago folks getting the crime rate they voted for. Yawn.

13. Let’s be honest, you would have to have serious fetish issues to want to have sex with she/he/zer, so that limits the possible pool and therefore the potential for a sex scandal.

    1. jckirlan

       I say to you woof woof woof, and a blind woof!

14. “Once you go Lori, you’ll always be sorry”

    hahahaha

    1. Hahahaha too

15. Kate, you’re definitely sheltered in Saskatchewan. Have you never heard of “Fish Fixation” a fetish for goldfish?

    1. “Have you never heard of “Fish Fixation”

       Apparently you have. You do know you’re not supposed to go to those websites in the grade 9 library.

       1. I bet you’ve never had a C19 anal swab done to you, either.

16. Now THAT’s hard to look at early in the morning!

    1. That’s wwhen you gnaw your arm off so you don’t wake her. Then you gnaw the other arm off so you don’t do it again.

17. I agree with the premise that she is using this as an excuse- to be blamed on her political opponents- that she will use to flee the apocalyptic results of her leadership. (Full pension of course)

    Probably leaked the story herself.

    Had to. Voters weren’t interested in kicking her out.

    1. How about, she MADE UP a story, and leaked it herself. See how by doing so, she can still flatter herself as she leaves the mayoral office. She people,,, she’s desired! cough, gag, cough

    2. First … the HarrisBamaXiden Admin. took out Cuomo … now Lightfoot. It seems the Communists taking over America have recognized the “FAILed Blue State”, “FAILed Blue Mayor” meme is working. So they are removing the WORST offenders prior to 2022. Taking out the low hanging fruits.

       Next: The “Press” will find the $750k Mayor DiBlasio’s wife made disappear.

       1. Um, Kenji, I think that was 750 plus mil, not K.

    3. You are probably right. Yeah, uh, guys, I gotta quit my job because I cheated on my wife with Scarlett Johansen. Couldn’t get that woman off me, what an animal.

18. One assumes she already has something lined up in the Harris administration ?

    Fur Trader General, perhaps ?

19. Was there a Dr Tam sighting close by ?

    1. Brutal!
       Yet fair.

20. “Now that’s a challenging wank!”

    That’s a quote from a British comedy quiz show show “8 out of 10 cats does countdown.” Watch it.

    1. Rachel Riley is never a challenging wank.

       Or, ahem, so I’ve heard.

21. Below is a good summary comment from a post on the following: https://www.ibtimes.sg/lori-lightfoot-chicago-mayor-tender-resignation-after-being-caught-cheating-wife-56915

    “The mayor had a girlfriend. The girlfriend had a boyfriend. The boyfriend had an illegal gun. The boyfriend asks his girlfriend’s girlfriend to ‘fix’ the charges. The girlfriend’s girlfriend, being the mayor, does so. The girlfriend’s girlfriend’s ‘wife’ finds out about it and beats up the girlfriend’s girlfriend. The daughter of the girlfriend’s girlfriends and the girlfriend’s girlfriend’s ‘wife’ ends up running into the street saying ‘My moms are fighting.’

    Civilization? Where did you go?”

    1. “Civilization? Where did you go?”

       I am stealing this line.

22. Far left Democrats will be resigning en masse for sex scandals.

    Its that, or have progressive ideas (and results) held up to the spotlight.

    “Excuse me Democrat mayor, but was it a mistake to defund …”
    {interrupting] “I HAD SEX WITH MY !!”
    And voila, progressive ideas remain unscrutinized.

23. Reminds me about a year ago when things first went into full shutdown – she got busted for getting her hair done. Her excuse – in her position she needs to do interviews and needs to look good for the cameras for her city. Talk about delusion.

    1. Beauty is only “hairstyle deep” … ugly goes to the core.

    2. Well then…must have been the hairdresser.

24. If true it’s kind of a weird one to fall on your sword over. Funneling pandemic funds to the cops wasn’t enough I guess.

25. It’s obvious to me that her $$$ lucrative Pension became fully vested last week.

26. Aliens do walk or slither amongst us.

27. The Mayor of Innsmouth

28. wow….quite the pic..!
    S he (xi, xit) really knows how to “present itself”

29. Wonder how many big-city-liberal-mayors will be going down in the weeks and months ahead?

    We were at the Freedom Rally yesterday on Prince’s Island Park in Calgary to hear Artur Pawlowski, Chris Sky and mayoralty candidate Kevin J Johnson speak about our Rights, Freedoms and Responsibilities. Very good, close to 1000 people there. Only reporters and police in masks.

    Interesting tidbit that Kevin revealed. He is quoted as saying that his purple highness is leaving office 6 weeks early of the October 18th Calgary election date. Kevin has stated that he will fully prosecute Nenshi if he has misappropriated or stolen any taxpayers funds, along with charging Alberta Health Services for crimes against humanity and other charges over this whole health covid fiasco.

    Interesting times.

30. Something fishy here. Isn’t cheating on your spouse part and parcel of being a Democrat politician? What’s the real reason?

31. Auntie Viagra.

32. Here is Chris Sky’s website (hacked and taken down 2 times before this event yesterday, now put up on a private server so it can’t be memory-holed anymore). Scroll down to latest live event filmed yesterday afternoon.

    https://realchrissky.com

    1. This proves you can’t keep a good man down like Chris Sky. As we heard on Rebel News, Chris got put on a no fly list, so guess what, he drove to Alberta for this rally. Excellent posts on his new website.

       Thank you for posting this, Glacierman.

33. See I read somewhere, that one of the axioms of the Muslim Brotherhood is never put anyone in power unless you have some leverage over them. Sex scandals are the best form of leverage. I think the Demonrats operate on this principal too. In which case a sex scandal makes perfect sense. The natives are restless because Chicago is a mess due to Demonrat policies. So to distract everyone they will just replace the old mayor with a new Demonrat.

    1. “Sex scandals are the best form of leverage”. That’s almost Freudian.

34. E.T. flew too close to that destroyer. The rest is a cover.

35. Ignoring the aesthetics, it wouldn’t mater which variant of Democrat they had as Mayor, Chicago is beyond redemption.

36. Good riddance, if this is true.

    All that can be said for sure is that her replacement will be worse.

37. Another Sex Goddess scandal.

38. If the voters of Chicago voted for that, well, that’s what they got?
    You gotta ask yourself one question.
    How so?

39. A sex scandal?? You got to be kidding me. I thought thte Navy stopped doing the “pig of the port” years ago. Man the drugs musy be pretty potent in Chicago. Ackbar managed to get laid?

40. The words “Lori Lightfoot” and “sex” should never be used in the same sentence.

41. I had thought the popularity of that “Edmund Fitzgerald” song was what got her enough name recognition to be elected mayor.