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      1. You don’t need a permit. Just form a gang and go around reading the books to rival gangs of book-smuggling street librarians in your inner city neighbourhoods.

        (Oh, unless you’re white, of course.)

      2. That’s not a ‘Dr. Seuss Concealed Carry Permit’. scofflaw! That’s a ‘J.K. Rowling Concealed Carry Permit’ with ‘J.K. Rowling’ crossed out and ‘Dr. Seuss’ crudely written on it in crayon…!

        It’s off to the gulag, sorry, ‘Peoples Re-Education Camp Four’ for you…

  1. No one needs a lot of stuff! But we all have wants. And that is what freedom is about. To have the stuff that you want.
    Some of us do sorely NEED a damn good beating! Look in the mirror!

  2. If Dr. Seuss is turning you into a racist then the problem isn’t with Dr. Seuss.
    This is just an admission of how stupid and weak minded they are.

  3. In Canada there will be no need to turn in your now racist Dr. Seuss books. You may install safe within your house place the banded Dr. Seuss books within the safe never read them again. Then turn them over to the government upon your death with zero compensation.

  4. Will ‘Suessical the Musical’ be recalled, run backwards, make reparations ? A Vegan has protested to ‘Green Eggs and Ham’.

  5. They’ll be exchanged for children’s books written in north Korea, in which angelic Korean children turn blue-eyed monsters wearing American military uniforms into bloody mincemeat by the power of juche.

    Anybody who thinks Dr. Seuss is racist hasn’t read any kid’s book written in China or north Korea, the most racist countries on planet earth, and the most convinced on the basis of no evidence whatever of their superiority.

  6. Cash for reading clunkers? Out-of-style 1950’s era kids books? Horton hatches an Egg is replaced by Shaniqua removes her ovaries (and changes his gender). Kids books need to have “contemporary” POC themes? Right? Gotta dump those awful 1950’s themes and morals.

  7. Dr Suess is anti-razzzist according to Tucker!.. But if you hit the first Pride Parade of the season you may get a selfie with Useless!

  8. NPR’s song of the year is WAP by a hooker who brags about knocking N words out and robbing them.

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