O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas

30 Replies to “O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas”

1. Why is that moronic reporter wearing a mask?

   1. My thoughts exactly. Moronic reporter reduces weak existing credibility to zero with a mask outdoors where no one is anywhere near, except her cameraperson – who she rode with in the same vehicle to get there.

      Idiots virtue signalling 24/7.

   2. Audji, the answer was in your question, she is a moron.

2. The big rains were caused by…3,2,1….do I really need to state what they will blame it on.

   1. Russians?

      1. Trump. Everything from now on will be his fault. Even the next earthquake or the longed-for asteroid will be due to him.

         This would never have happened if she had won.

      2. LOL

   2. It’s all Kates fault. She better lawyer up. Sh’e been inciting earthquakes for years now.TurdiesTroopers are on the way.

3. More, more, more, please. And quickly.

4. Beautiful drive if you ever get the chance.

   Worth going both ways – north and south!

   1. Used to be north and south now it is up and down.

   2. Going North you have protection if you go off the road.
      Going South – No guardrails. Look at the video.
      No way I would go South on that road.
      Gone North a few times but not South – used to live in Monterey at the North end.

      All assuming the road doesn’t just disappear. Then it makes no difference what side of the road you are on,

      1. Well, you should try backroads in BC if you want to get really scared. Big Sur ain’t nothin’ compared to some logging roads up here, bro.

         1. Few times in my life I’ve ridden ridden on a bed of a camioneta (beat up Nissan crew cab, ladies in the cab men on the bed) with squeaking breaks, through dusty twisted mountain dirt roads of rural Oaxaca state Mexico. Nothing scares me anymore.

   3. That was my first response until Colonialista’s insight.

      It is a magnificent drive. I recommend anyone who has the opportunity to drive the coastal road from SF to LA, avoiding those two hell-holes though.

   4. I have driven a stretch of that. Made me very nervous.

5. A “start” would be if Newsom, Pelosi, and Feinstein were at the bottom!

6. I expect at least 3 years of environmental studies, with input from every loonie green group and indian tribe.

   They’ll have the obligatory protest including barn owls and minnows.

   If I was a real jerk, I’d travel down there and bury an indian pot I bought in Arizona on the job site, then find it, you’re gonna need to scrape off the ‘Made in China’ off the bottom of the pot, before we place it.

   A bunch of dead minnows laying on the beach below should hold it up for another 15 years or so. Sauce for the Goose and all.

   1. Nononononono. Don’t scrape the “Made in China” off the pot. Leaving it on will give historical revisionists proof that the Chinese made it to North America before the Norse or Columbus. Let them try and explain why it’s in English…..

7. This otta fix it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pMeb4ZSHh8

   1. For some unknown reason the line:

      “60 feet of bridge I can pick up almost anywhere”

      I remember to this day, some 52 years later, no much else of the film.

      1. Oddball claiming dead Plt Cdrs whiskey ration….good times .

         1. Favourite movie.
            “The only way I can keep a Tiger busy is by letting it shoot holes in me” (or near enough).
            Lots more one-liners in there too.

8. Not even a sorry actually nothing

9. Its cause was due to heavy rain.
   Wait a minute.
   Weren’t they just complaining about drought and blaming Trump and global warming just awhile ago?

   1. Oh no! California’s never-ending drought keeps getting worse and worse.

10. That ain’t getting fixed in a hurry.
    That’s a big-assed gap that needs to be bridged.
    You’re not putting footings into that sand.
    Oh well.

11. Shovel ready.
    Maybe Solyndra can “fix’ it.

12. The fix is obvious. Get China Joe and Grewsom to sign ex orders banning this sort of thing from ever happening again. There done fixed. Now what else you want me to do.

13. California finds a way to stop citizens from leaving the state.