48 Replies to “Where’s Shiny?”

    1. I bought him a tanning lamp for his birthday several years ago. Good to see he’s using it.

      Nope,while all the Conservatives and Dippers flit about the world during this pandemic to end all pandemics and now slated to last until October 2022, our beloved Prime Minister is at home working diligently for all Canadians, even the tiny percentage that identify as conservatives.

      Just like the internet rumors that Andrew Scheer is actually Erich Honecker’s illegitimate son, and that Margaret Trudeau had an affair with Donny Osmand, this one is also questionable as I know Justin hates warm weather and thrives in Canadian winters.

  1. Gotta love this “silent weapon” technology.
    It makes no obvious explosive noises, causes no obvious physical or mental injuries, and does not obviously interfere with anyone’s daily social life.
    Yet it makes an unmistakable “noise,” causes unmistakable physical and mental damage, and unmistakably interferes with the daily social life, i.e., unmistakable to a trained observer, one who knows what to look for.
    The public cannot comprehend this weapon, and therefore cannot believe that they are being attacked and subdued by a weapon.
    This is part of a 1979 document on silent mass psychological control of its citizens.

  2. His Imperial Highness Justinian The First, is giving his regular speech to his loyal, drooling, bought and paid for media. He explained to his tearful journalists how wonderful he is. This afternoon he will grace virtually with his presence before a number of schools to explain what a wonderful teacher he was.

  3. The Supreme Leader’s itinerary for today:

    Ottawa, Ontario

    1) Private meetings.

    2) The Prime Minister will speak with the President of South Africa, Cyril Ramaphosa.

    3) 11:15 a.m. The Prime Minister will address Canadians on the COVID-19 situation. A media availability will follow.

    Rideau Cottage
    1 Sussex Drive

    4) 1:40 p.m. The Prime Minister will virtually visit Michael’s Pizzeria, a small business in Summerside, Prince Edward Island, with Member of Parliament for Egmont Robert J. Morrissey.

    5) 2:40 p.m. The Prime Minister will virtually meet with SuperChefs Cookery for Kids program leaders in Surrey, British Columbia, with Member of Parliament for Fleetwood—Port Kells Ken Hardie.

    6) 3:10 p.m. The Prime Minister will virtually visit a grade 6 online class at Victoria School of the Arts in Edmonton, Alberta.

    https://pm.gc.ca/en/news/itineraries/2021/01/04/prime-ministers-itinerary-tuesday-january-5-2021

    1. Regarding the media availability for the the 11:15 a.m. “address”:

      “Notes for media:
      > Open coverage
      > Media are asked to arrive to the Princess Anne Entrance no later than 10:45 a.m. and to make their way to the P1 Gate once on the grounds.
      > Media wishing to cover the event must be accredited with the Parliamentary Press Gallery.”

      So, to attend you have to be a member of the Parliamentary Press Gallery. Will Rebel News or True North be attending to ask the Dear Leader tough questions? No, they will not. They are not members of the Parliamentary Press Gallery so the Dear Leader has intentionally excluded them. Can they not join the Parliamentary Press Gallery? No, they have been denied entry by the “Gallery” which decides who is allowed in and who is not. And who is in the Gallery that makes those decisions? Well, the “Gallery” is dominated by CBC & Radio Canada employees, and other members of Justin’s paid-for-media (e.g. CTV, Global, ..). (follow link below)

      The raving leftists at Canada’s Rabal.ca have been admitted to the Gallery, as has Itar-Tass, the Russian news agency, Tass being owned by the Russian government ( in other words controlled by Russia’s Supreme Leader). But Rebel News and True North? Nyet, comrade.

      https://www.press-presse.ca/en/press-gallery-members#by-agency

      1. You know, I’d love to see the reaction if TASS accredited the Rebel/True North journalists for shits and giggles. If nothing else, it would get the Russians out of the Gallery, but I’d prefer the footage of MSM heads exploding.

    1. L-Correction, six more years of COVID. We’re going into year two in March, no end in sight.

      All Trudeau has to say is ‘COVID’. Then his serfs cower, placing themselves under house arrest.

      The Mainstream Media and social media oligarchs herd the populace for him with full immunity(legal). The few stragglers, yearning for freedom to earn a living, to freely: speak, assemble and associate, are fined into destitution or tasered.

      Is there anything that the C.C.P. is doing to Hong Kong, that Trudeau would not do here?

  4. You’d think he would try a little harder not to look like such a useless prick. The only thing he enters as enthusiastically as debt is his male photographer’s ass.

  5. No surprise to SDA folks, but we are being lied to on a daily basis.
    The number of Covid cases over Christmas and New Years strains credulity.
    Did people wake up on Christmas Day and say, “Hey, kids! Instead of opening gifts, let’s go get tested for Covid!”
    As noted above, the psychological tyranny will not relent. I used to be an optimistic believer in the ability for humans to prevail, but now I am just depressed.
    This is war, and the people are losing.

    1. Buy rope, lots of it.
      Preferably fine Manila.
      And let your imagination run wild.

      It will make you feel better.

  6. Couldn’t agree more. I thought to myself who the hell gets tested over the holidays?
    However, they’re lying about hospitals being packed to the nuts with covid patients so lying about the numbers should be a walk in the park for these sociopaths.

    Throttling the internet will be their last frontier for control and of course they’ll use the tried and true “We need to stop the flow of dangerous misinformation” excuse.
    Once that’s done… it’ll be a fait accompli and we can all call it a day.

    1. Get yourself a shortwave radio , lots of decently priced handheld ones.
      Failing that maybe it’s time for a CB Radio revival.
      10-4 Rubber Ducky.

  7. We have a narcissistic drug addict there.

    (I wonder if he has the same wig maker as Lisa -who -went- grey- but- her -hair- never- grew- an inch, Lisa. Yes that silver-haired lying-Lisa. Did you fall for that crazy story?)

  8. Justin Trudeau is nothing but the UN-sponsored destabilizer in chief.

    The idea that he could give an update on anything to do with Canada, aside from his bong and what he is watching on Netflix is absurd.

  9. This is why I don’t feel sorry for Canadians.

    They threw away a trained economist (whatever his faults) – and with it, a self-respecting, functional economy – for this useless, self-absorbed snowboard instructor and the train wreck he left for the Chinese.

    Canadians done f—ed up as human beings.

    1. A trained economist… who never ran a business in his life.
      Nope, Harper was a Globalist stooge, a Bilderberger attendee and had every opportunity to kick out the UN-apparatchiks and grifters. Could have fixed immigration. Could have put real transparency into government.
      Was not trustworth, and could never be trustworthy. Just ask David Orchard.
      He stuck around long enough for Canadians to get sour on him and with that you almost automatically get a PM from the other party. In this case, Turdo.

      1. Feel free to laud the snowboard instructor instead of a guy (who, as I pointed out, had faults) who actually knew what he was doing.

        We all know Justin isn’t a globalist!

      2. Bullshit. Harper was infinitely better than the freak we now have. And it wasn’t Canadians “souring” on him….it was a steady drumbeat by a lunatic media operating on behalf of the Liberals. If you don’t understand that, you really aren’t paying attention.

    1. That gave me a bit of a chuckle. However, to be fair, quite a few them seem to be sci-fi and fantasy. I may be mistaken, but to my eye the top shelf behind him looks like it has Tad Williams’ Otherland series, and some stuff by Stephen R Donaldson’s (Gap series and Thomas Covenant Chronicles). Make of that what you will.

  10. Every single one of my local leftist newscasters, broadcasting remotely from their broom closets, use one or more ring lights. It hasn’t helped. And it won’t help Justin Timbersocks. Nope. Their gray hairs and haggard looks still shine through.

    But yes … it is a tangible accessory of the terminally vain

  11. Our dear bleeder reminds of an old joke about his dad.

    Bionics experts meet and discuss their country’s advances. The American claims the leading edge, says there was a factory worker who lost his arms and legs in an industrial accident, so they fitted him with prosthetic limbs, now he’s looking for work in Cleveland.

    The Russian said. Nyet, must correct. They took a farm worker in Georgia who was caught in a threshing machine with only his head left intact, so they put a bionic body around him, and now he’s looking for work in Moscow.

    The Canadian interrupted, surely your advances aren’t as great as ours. We took a narcissistic and incompetent asshole and put a government around him, now everybody’s looking for work.

  12. You’d think they’d notice to straighten the lamp shade. Oh, that’s right, it makes it look as if it wasn’t staged.
    That’s a tell, with a schmoe.

  13. The ring light is for Porn productions, Right?

    I wonder which transgender porn star he is trying to emulate.

  14. Canadians will believe anything.That is his body double on CBC mocking all the conservative politicians who got caught taking vacations,for Dear Leader is absolutely sure he will not be caught.
    And his confidence is shared by all the Media Party of Canada.

  15. I’m in media, and that light isn’t actually uncommon. I’ve been setting them up for interviews and the like. I’d bet every politician and celebrity web conferencing uses one. If our PM was Conservative these days, he’d be using one too.

    There’s lots of reasons to dislike Trudeau, using this light ain’t one of them.

    1. Gotta make these A’holes look good eh, and a round light is definitely the answer.
      Sorry I have a strong dislike for anything media!

  16. “I’m in media”

    Welcome, I have some questions.

    Is 100 pesos the generally accepted journalistic amount for selling your soul?
    Do all Canadian “Journalism” schools have Trudeau dolls for fellatory practice purposes in emulating the real world?
    Do you have a big red L on your ass? Your forehead?
    Have you ever told the truth?
    Have you ever worked for the CBC or the Red Star? If so, why do you like communist dick so much?
    Why do you hate white people?
    Why do you hate Christians?
    Why do you hate men?
    Why do you hate normal?
    Why do you hate yourself?

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