On the ninth day of Christmas, Aunties Nancy & Lori sent to me
Gift certificates from their favorite hair styling salons,
Travel photos from Mississippi,
Leftovers from Il Forno Trattoria,
A sunset photo from their BFF’s condo in Cabo,
No pubs open after 11pm (while Covid sleeps),
A guarantee of bankruptcy for decades,
A promise of no fun ever again,
Thousands of dead grandparents, and
A never-ending lockdown for me but not they
Not to worry, aliens are real and they will save us. Has to be so as the History Channel explains in their 3 part series on Roswell 1947. We simply are not ready to understand. Actually with everything that has happened in Covid 2020 anything is believable these days.
Ancient astronut theorists say yes.
Speaking of hairstylists and the like, here’s one in Alberta who’s defying Premier Jell-O Kreampuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MWC1nj4hec
IF THIS WAS REALLY A “PANDEMIC”…?
Every Homeless person living on the street throughout out North America would be DEAD. (Funny – have not seen that)
Hospitals would be OVERFLOWING with thousands lined up to be treated. (funny – have not seen that)
Ambulances would be goin 24/7 around the city and the dead piling up on the Streets. (funny, no sign of that)
WalMart & Costco would be instantly CLOSED due to a virus sweeping through workplaces (Yea, not happening this time).
They wouldn’t NEED to tell us to be Careful because we would see the EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE.!!!
And ya know what..??? there is NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER.
Nothing but 100% Fascist FEAR MONGERING 24/7 by the paid WHORES in the MSM and taken as verbatim by Govt.
We have known since Feb that this is largely an issue for those over 70..One would have thought that the effort would have been to assist and contain this to that demographic… but No, Lets go 1000% NAZI and destroy the country.
WHO GAVE That ORDER I WONDER.?
When that lizard-faced Chi-town Mayor said she was “a public figure, who is on national TV” … I immediately thought .. what better example to set for the nation than to have your gray hair grow out in solidarity with all the plebes who couldn’t get their hair dyed or cut for months. Hint: my wife hasn’t covered her gray in 2020. Bonus: she only has a touch of gray, and it looks good. No more harsh chemicals?
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/grateful-dead-touch-of-grey-live-in-1989-88916/