Dumbest phrases of 2020?

A lot of ridiculously stupid things have been said in 2020.  We’d appreciate it if you posted some in the comments.  Here are two to help get things started:

  • There has been no widespread fraud in the 2020 election.
  • Antifa aren’t fascists.  Their name itself means “anti-fascist” so how could they be fascists?!

125 Replies to “Dumbest phrases of 2020?”

  1. They aren’t fascists because they aren’t nationalists. They want the entire world under their totalitarian thumb.
    There, now we can all sleep easy.

    1. Followed by … “If we just lock everyone and everything down for 3-short weeks, then we will beat the virus”

      How many times was this repeated … after the FIRST 3-weeks didn’t solve anything?

      1. There is no evidence of electoral fraud. (Many democrat judges adnd politicos and propagandists)

        It was a free and fair election. (see above)

        Biden is the most popular President in US history (Trump supporter with a skeptical hint of irony)’

    1. Thats the one.
      “We are all in this together” from parasites who have not missed an hours pay,as they imposed contradictory and senseless rituals upon those who feed them.

      We get to consume,waste and destroy ..while you get to be confined to your homes,on pain of fines and imprisonment as you watch your livelyhood waste away.

      Oh yes we are all in this together..the parasites swell and burst with their new found authority and the taxpayer are poorer,less free and ever more imposed upon.
      So as long as you love the kleptocracy,we sure are “All in this together”.

      1. That’s why it’s “dumb” .
        I also added extra quotation marks…

        Ask anybody that calls Trump a racist , “How is he racist?”

        1. I got it — noticed the double quotes– of course you are right. Typical of how Trump’s meaning was often deliberately distorted by the press.

  2. “I’m wearing the mask for … YOU”.

    Said a young lady when I asked her what she was worried about seeing that she was wearing a mask. She called me a cnut and hoped that I, my wife and children die (after I mildly challenged some of her “social distancing” brainwashing in a closet sized pizza joint.).

    1. At a certain medical facility I was at a few weeks ago, the watch critter at the entrance, who made sure I properly observed all the virus rituals (“You mean hand sanitizer doesn’t have the same effect as holy water?”), told me, when I suggested that it was all a waste of taxpayers’ money, “I’m working for you and for me.” (You’re working for me, eh? When did I interview you?)

  3. Oh yeah:
    “My mask protects you”
    “Your mask protects me”

    Really? What’s it protecting me from? You vocalizing your stupidity? Naaah…it’s still leaking through.

    1. AHAHAHAHAAH!!! I didn’t hear that one but I can imagine it is something idiot Liberals would say and believe.

  4. The science is settled
    Believe the scientists.
    Listen to the experts.

    If I never hear those three sentences again it will be too soon.

    1. Sidebar: Gavin Newsom just claimed that Illegal immigrant farmworkers are MOST essential … and should be FIRST in line for the COVID vaccine. Nevermind the white Farmers who actually OPERATE the Farms … nope … just the poor brown illegals.

    1. Allow me to add the Biden campaigns … “A return to Normal”. As if Creepy, cheaty, brain damaged Biden and his henchwoman, Kampala represent anything remotely close to “normal”.

  5. “Antifa is just an idea” ~ President Select Bidet
    “They were just ordinary people caught in the moment” ~ some presstitute about arrested Antifa
    “The protest was largely peaceful” ~ a CNN mediot in front of a burning building with a feral mob chimping out behind him.
    Everything UnMe said, it deserves a life time achievement award.

  6. “Spontaneous demonstrations” — fuelled by those random bricks and Molotov cocktails we’re constantly tripping over in the downtowns of major cities.

    1. Doing his JeffToobin impression at the WH every day!.. And then there is “The Budget will balance itself”.. Although out of the date brackets a classic!

    1. @Concerned:
      How about when Trump declared at least 38 times that Covid-19 is either going to disappear or is currently disappearing. He started saying that back in April, I believe. But I see that the Great Orange Blithering Idiot is still your hero. Sad!

    1. Funny you should mention TimG. Seems reply has the same time stamp (8:14) as your comment. Funny that. Same person or best buddies?

      bverwey

  7. I JUST read this one a couple days ago …

    “Trump’s Tax Cuts did nothing to help the US economy”

    1. “Sexual activity with the lowest risk ‘involves yourself alone, there are ways to make sex with others safer during the pandemic. Couples (should) skip kissing and avoid face-to-face contact or closeness during sex, and consider using a mask that covers the nose and mouth.”

      Public Health Officer of Canada – Dr. Theresa Tam,
      June 29, 2020
      West Block on Parliament Hill

      Reference:
      https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/canada-s-top-doctor-consider-using-a-mask-during-sexual-activity-1.5090359

      1. Wow! And I thought it was -awkward- when our Surgeon General recommended the masturbatory arts as a means of having safe sex. Safe from AIDS

        Glory Holes and Bath Houses? It must get lonely up there with those lonnnnng cold winters …

        1. Hey don’t laugh, glory holes are the only way for UnMe to get some action that does not run up a tree.

  8. Pinky O’Toole’s promise that, just like turdo, he’d commit to the idiotic targets of the Paris Climate Accord to reduce GHG to 30% below 2005 levels by 2035.

    “I’m committed to that… committed to that through partnering with provinces …”

  9. Stupidest phrase of 2020 is a tie. “There is no proof of voter fraud” and “President-elect Joe Biden”

  10. There were so many stupid things said in 2020 I don’t think I could settle on a top 100. But the next person who says “Stay safe” or “Thank you for working” or some other bullshit catchphrase to me is in mortal danger, just sayin’.

  11. Joe Biden:
    “I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun, and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. I love kids jumping on my lap.”

  12. “take your computer home for the weekend. We might need to work from home for a couple of days until this Coronavirus thing levels off”. Word-of-mouth around the office before the first COVID-19-WE’RE-ALL-GONNA-DIE lockdown.

    Or any of the times that Allen S decided so show us his mastery of whatever field we work in?

  13. “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.”

    followed closely by

    “We have make sure that every single child does in fact have … three, four, and five-year-olds go to school, not daycare, we bring social workers into homes and parents to help them deal with how to raise their children. It’s not that they don’t want to help, they don’t know quite what to do. Play the radio, make sure the television — the, excuse me — make sure you have the record player on at night … make sure the kids hear words,””

  14. “trunalimunumaprzure”

    Or at least I’m pretty sure I would think it’s dumb if I knew what the hell it meant.

  15. “Closing the borders is a knee jerk reaction” – Juthtin Queerdeau
    “Wear a mask when having sex” – Teresa Tam (No shit, Sherlock)
    “No singing in church” Some medical twat
    “Yahoos” Doug Fatty Ford calls lockdown protestors.

    “I can’t breathe”

  16. “It is what it is” – No it isn’t you facken stupid poser – you just want to sound deeply philospohical when the truth is ya got nothin’ ta say.
    “We’re all in this together” – Especially when pontificated by Prime Molester Blackface McSelfie. Dude there is nothing that I want to be in together with you and that’s starting to include this country. How’s that vaccine plan working for ya? Lets see 39 million people, 30,000 doses a month….that’s… a lot longer than you’re going to be pm even is the conservatives do have Ellen Degenerate on 24/7 pizza diet as leader.

  17. be kind, be calm and be safe.

    Dr Bonnie Nazi.

    We’ve had to deal with this insufferable boor all year with this stupid phrase.

    1. Do you get her ad when you look at YouTube videos? I saw that one several times when I was in Fort St. John last week. Aaaaarrrggghhh!

      1. Yes indeed, and she has branched out, now with a commercial to throw out your old antibiotics, cuz dangerous or something.
        She’s getting an ego, thanks to the bootlicking by the media, and, the brainwashed masses that see her as an idol/hero/nanny/nurse. She’s just a soft spoken Nazi

  18. Oh, Dan, I hear you. That Bonnie Nazi quote is even on a church sign that I drive by too often.
    Piss on her.
    As for the thread, here…
    “All (true) claims are ‘baseless’… “
    baseless is used so regularly that you would think it baseless to use it.
    The cliffs of baseless insanity!!

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