And James Carville Eats Mice

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1. “Space head” indeed.

   1. Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready, says ex-Israeli space head
      I’m told by reliable sources it’s because they can’t abide the f’n mandatory masks.

2. Well, that settles that then.

3. Any word on how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bars?

   1. Wasn’t that idea used in one of Cadbury’s ads at one time?

4. I can’t wait to find out how they manage to cross the light years of space, what is it… 6 trillion miles per light year? Maybe they can surpass the speed of light, 300,000 km/sec, our own little galaxy, one of trillions, is 100,000 light years across. I’m also interested in how, as they travel at unimaginable speed across space, they manage to project sensors ahead of themselves to detect obstacles… I’m in the Bill Bryson school of thought, yes there is probably life out there but space is just too damn big.

   1. A human frozen for about 10 000 years will receive a fatal dose of radiation from the potassium and other radioactive isotopes in our bodies. That sorta puts a maximum distance we can move.

      1. That is interesting. I had a friend who used to visit a quack doctor who passed a geiger counter over her and said she had a lot of radiation. I asked her if she ate bananas and avocados, she said “All the time! A couple a day!”

         I still miss her. She died of cancer mostly because she didn’t go to a real doctor until it was too late. The cancer was lung cancer from a lifetime of smoking, not radiation poisoning from the bananas.

   2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

   3. Not to mention that the galaxy, like the universe, is expanding all the while and everything is getting further apart every second.

   4. Easy yop, They put in a requisition with the big sky being, and he made a temporary fold in the the space fabric, and they skipped across. Their problem now, is they can’t figure out how to get hold of him again, to fold it once more, so they can go home.

5. it was semi believable till they said we have to understand spaceships first .

   1. Well I believe the bit about carville

   2. This is what completely tore it for me. I tried to keep an open mind, I mean it’s not impossible that there are aliens visiting, just extremely unlikely, but : “They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”

      They can traverse the galaxy at will despite all of the obstacles, which we haven’t the vaguest idea how to overcome, and they want us to help them understand the universe….

6. Is Carville a “visitor”?

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RqVOn-pJsY

7. There are no such things as aliens… Pay no attention to this, humans… We, er, I mean aliens will not be contacting you any time soon…

   1. Then how do you explain Prinz Dummkopf?

8. I know there is intelligent life out there…they haven’t tried contacting us yet.

   1. It must be “out there” somewhere because it sure as hell isn’t on this planet.

9. So basically he binged the Men in Black movies and went senile.

10. Then why is he opening his fat stupid mouth when we told him not… Nevermind.

11. Huge cave found in the Antarctic,
    Aliens are using it to pump carbon into the atmosphere and kill all life on earth.

    MARS Carbonated Climate Changes

12. Notice how they contacted Trump and not the Chinese. That’s because the Chinese would try and eat them.

13. I have been told by a “reliable source” that their big base on Earth is in Manitoba underground approximately at the Narrows not far from where I live. This guy talks to aliens all the time telepathically so he knows.