40 Replies to “December 5, 2020 – Reader Tips”

  1. got this from a comment on “In all seriousness, a culture this stupid cannot survive.” @ American Digest

    Lance de Boyle December 4, 2020, 5:20 PM
    This just in from Tony “Tiny Tot” Grouchy.

    It is an established medical fact (See Melvin Cohen and Sid Sackowitz, 2019. Your pants or mine? Norwegian Journal of Sardine Science) that afflatus carries virulent virus particles.

    These eructations of poisonous miasma, passing through what is technically known in Pantology as the “pants seat,” or “beam housing,” which covers the orifice of the fundament, are a major risk factor to passersby and to toddlers who are standing around looking stupid, as toddlers so often do.

    In other words, or woids, as I often say, mere pants seats offer little protection from infection from Covid-59,487.

    In the case of Jerry Nadler, pants seats offer NO protection, as the seats of his off-the-rack cheap-ass suit pants have been worn thin to the point of translucence, by constant friction with his nether regions, or as is known in Proctological circles, his fat and apparently infinite ass.

    Therefore, all persons are hereby ordered to wear 4 pounds of cotton batting stapled to their nether regions. A four-inch thick section shall be inserted between the buttock spheres (or, in the case of Hillary Clinton, the Domes of Doom), extending from the spincter ani, across the perineum (or “Avenue to joy”) to the base of what is known in Urology and Pornography as “the pills” (or, in the case of women, the “Gateway to the Fun Parts”).

    Failure to comply will be met with a tantrum, in which I stamp my little feet, or by forced watching of Adam Schiff as he shaves his endless neckage.

    “Get the all new Covid Depends, with its patented Flatus Protection System. Just insert our new and improved Massive Plug (equipped with standard charcoal filter) and wiggle around until it’s comfortably seated for extended wearage.

    “You’ll say, ‘Boy, howdy! I never knew how much fun a good plugging could be.’

    “Then simply wrap the Straps of Perpetual Penance around the waist, thus securing the cotton batting (our second line of defense) to the billowy parts. Yes, you’ll saunter with pride, or mince and prance as the spirit moves you, safe in the knowledge that your leaking buns will cause no harm.

    1. We need some medically necessary and government approved riots, like antifa/BLM riots.

      Or just riots.

  3. Yesterday morning on CTV News Channel, Jason Kenny was talking about some of the Covid problems and how Alberta is being kept in the dark (by the feds) about the vaccines and trying to get them on time. . The CTV cut Kenny off and switched over to Justin Trudeau in parliament who was talking about the anniversary of the 1989 ”Polytechnique” incident where one Marc Lepine killed 14 people and injured 14 others.
    Keeping in mind that the anniversary of the shooting was NOT yesterday, but will be on Dec. 06, Trudeau could have had a moment of silence for the victims. Of course JT loves the sound of his voice, so instead, he went after gun owners and relating the Polytechnique incident to the Ruger Ranch Rifle that Lepine in the shooting. Then JT began to talk about his plans for future gun control legislation. It took me all of about one minute to realize that Trudeau’s presentation was not about gun control or Polytechnique, but all about taking the focus off the problems with Covid and the Liberal’s failure to obtain the vaccines on time. And I happen to be one Canadian that believes that Trudeau and Co. will not deliver the Covid vaccine as promised. Sunny ways!!

    1. And I happen to be one Canadian that believes that Trudeau and Co. will not deliver the Covid vaccine as promised.

      Thereby justifying even harsher methods to keep us obedient and in line. Remember, that boot stamping on your face forever is keeping you safe.

      By the way, Kenney doesn’t appear to be thrilled with “The Great Reset”:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48CYo90gWU4

    2. Yup, the anniversary of the best known jihadi attack in Canadian history, disguised by using that name “Marc Lepine” instead of Gamil Gharbi. Afterwards, all Canadian men were to be treated as though we are Muslims.

      It’s almost as if there’s something wrong with following that worldview?

      1. Very few people know the truth about that muslim’s attack. Most simpleminded Canadians thought it was a French guy who did the killing.

        1. Most is right. I was doing my first year at mcgill doing night school back then. Didnt have a tv or read the news, heard about it of course, and marc lepine is pretty fing french, no doubt. Never gave it a second though. I only found out a few years back, right here on SDA that whole muslim thing was hush hush.

      2. Feminist activists used the incident as an opportunity to attack any institution that they considered to be sexist. For example, ever since then, there’s been a push to get more women into engineering.

      3. At least Adam Lanza had the good manners to blow away his mommy first.

        Monique Lépine has been eating out on her pup’s murders ever since.

        1. … he just understood feminism differently. He subscribed to the middle eastern version there of.

    3. They’ll keep bafflegabbing as long as possible but eventually it’ll be closer as day what’s good on here. “Oh tool” better not screw this up although so far his ability to make news is in serious doubt. We might be stuck with Trudeau for another few terms folks.

    1. Your sense of humour is lacking as is your sense of sarcasm. Wouldn’t be surprised if you had no sense at all. What in the world are “prebunked bigots” and why should they be given bunks before the rest of us? Does the givernment allow such things? Questions, questions, questions.

  7. Cudos to Antenor for finding this selfie video of Ruby the irregular vote counter in this post here.
    https://www.smalldeadanimals.com/index.php/2020/12/04/enemies-within-the-gates-2/#comment-1381249

    It led me down the twitter thread to an erased Instagram post saved at the link below.
    Ruby says she and her baby (her daughter who is the suitcase ballot supervisor) know that Trump won and they’re saving the country.
    https://twitter.com/Q17Follow/status/1335053118040633345?s=19

  8. Merry Christmas, or as they say in diverse Toronto, Happy Pre Ramadan. Mayor Jello unveiled a statue of Santa Claus in a glass box at Toronto City Hall. No word yet on whether demonstrators have vandalized it yet because its a statue of an old white man.

  10. Sand and Fog: Night Walk at Venice Beach

    With trenchant commentary by the incomparable Vanderleun, American Digest. Many very good comments too.

    http://americandigest.org/night-walk-at-venice-beach/

    And now Gibson’s dystopian 1984 nightmare has seemingly come true in our most depraved DemoLeftist cities. The above 12-minute glance at the sad-fried-lowlifes-of-the-lowlands is a microcosm of the repulsive lifestyles that infest and infect all DemoLeftist cities. If there was an invisible tour bus from SaneEarth hovering  above the sand in the fog this might be the tour guide’s commentary:

    1. It’s like a parody of a neurotic KulturCon that has to find something to bitch about or they will actually die.

  13. MJ decriminalization passed the House with all of 5 GOP votes. Not that the ‘pro-freedom republican’ myth had much to it at this point but thanks for finishing it off. Now to the senate, just in time for Georgia runoffs.

  15. Its amazing how stupid the talking heads in the Canadian media are. They think that if the Huawei executive cuts a deal with the U.S., that China will release the two kidnapped Canadians. Never going to happen. That would make China appear that they admit they kidnapped them for political reasons. Also China wants to continue to punish Canada along with Australia and other countries, to make those countries submit to its control.

  17. Mark Donnelly the national anthem singer for the Canucks has been fired for planning to perform at an anti-masker event. That’s right folks, cancel culture has spread to pandemic matters. I’m sure being against mandatory vaccinations will be the next one. To be clear I wear a mask when required and will get the vaccine but I think people should be able to express their opinions about issues. This used to be a democratic country a while back.

  18. Large crowd protesting in support of farmers in India in diverse downtown Toronto today. Strange, while people were arrested at an anti lockdown protest at Queen’s Park in Toronto, the police are not arresting anybody at his protest. And no outrage from city politicians at them breaking the China virus rules. But then Blackie came out in support of India protests, so that makes it ok.

  20. Media is reporting that George Soros’s right hand man will be in the Dementia Joe administration.

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