I, Napoleon

20 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. I will re-iterate a previous proposal. Anyone that wants special pronouns must have them tattooed into their foreheads in 2″ red letters in the font of their choice. That way, we know the weirdos by sight, have no questions about what they want to be called, and if they need to change them, they must pay for the laser surgery for their removal and discover what a pain in the A$$ they have been to the rest of us.

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      i say we get them their own “special” bus…

      “Not all people who menstruate are women,”
      said graduate student Liz Davis-Frost.

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2. Ha! Good one, “me/me” for them/them.

3. Good one Kate!

4. One of the best tweets ever.

5. Endorsed.

6. I thought this tweet on the pronouns hashtag was bang on.

   “My pronoun is “I”.
   If you’re talking to me, it’s “you”.
   If you’re talking about me, it’s really none of my sodding business.”

   1. none of your business what gossip is spread about you?
      naive

      1. your interpretation
         obtuse

7. ha ha ha !!!

   66.6 k views on the poilievre clip

   isnt that the devil’s number?

   so which one is the devil?
   the TURDoo 2.0 or the opposition for daring to offend voters sensibilities for voicing criticism of the TURDoo 2.0?

8. my pronoun is lrtintingwpmidns

   anybody get it wrong even the pronunciation is facing a humahn rights complaint.

9. Joe Biden’s pronouns are ‘bought’ and ‘paid for’.

10. (70% recycled material.)
    My pronouns are hee, haw, and har. That’s me laughing at pronouns.
    But I’m laughing even harder at “me/me” – most devastating tweet since “if Harper’s Kim Jong Il, why aren’t you a corpse being dug up for food?”

11. If you are afraid of a pronoun then you have abdicated from participation in the world.
    Caught one of my employees calling me “that squaw bitch” behind my back once. Made me smile because that is how i sometimes refer to myself among friends and family. Other employees were horrified to know that I overheard it and when I smiled and laughed it off it really put them all at ease. Immediately diffused the situation with a smile. No “sensitivity training” required!

12. me/me excellent Kate, works for me/me.

    1. we/we anyone?

13. This reminds me of the brainless seagulls near the end of “Finding Nemo”: “mine”, “mine”, “mine”…. Lefties are the most selfish twerps around.

14. Here’s Titania McGrath’s contrary view:
    https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1318917729269800960
    LOL

15. s/h/it for she, he, it.

16. I like MMMEEEEEEEEEE. It’s Boomer time.