34 Replies to “Little Rocket Man”

    1. So he’s Undead?.. Can only hope.. Maybe there are sane people in his family!

      1. His children are too young. His sister Kim Yo-Jong, who holds a senior government post, is very capable, but I wouldn’t count on her sanity. She might well be more dangerous than her brother. She’s certainly smarter,

    2. Yes, they will. I used to think it was odd, but now I understand how all peoples can be vulnerable to mass hysteria and brainwashing. Canadians are no exception.

  1. He fell off his white horse riding into the mountains. Thus the heavens unblessed his leadership.

    Kim Jong-Un, son of Kim Jong-il, became ill, too. Did his food tester die, also? The Game of Thrones continues.

  2. If it’s actually true this time then South Korea must seize this opportunity and take over the north fast and hard and make only one Korea once and for all.

    1. The NK military remains the barrier to unification.
      No way they give up their own “military economy.”
      Another puppet will take Kim’s place if he has indeed passed away.

    2. Why the Fuck do you think we are there!….. North And South are bothl Korean.. A-hole…. What stupid result would you get.. Check your communists thuggery

      1. Holy shit you’re an idiot. WTF are you babbling about? Comments above are reasonable. Get some treatment.
        Or learn to read, whichever is faster.

        1. Slap shot: Remember Kate’s (very) recent warning about abusive comments, and her not going to tolerate them?
          You might want to reconsider your comment…

        2. Quite right, Shamrock. The real issue is and always has been the solidarity of the NK military.

  3. I don’t know if this is true or not, I’ve heard through the grapevine people claiming both ways, I guess we will wait and see

    1. No it doesn’t. Not really. North Korea became more trouble that it was worth to China decades ago. China would have cut it loose long ago had the Kims not gotten hold of atomic bombs.

      1. Not likely. It may have been a nuisance, but far more importantly it was a foil and a distraction for every US administration going back to George HR Bush. Its nuisance value provided a distraction from various PRC activities such as making new islands in the South China Sea and distracting from the Belt and Road initiatives which were turning so much of Africa into Beijing’s puppets.

        1. A unified Korea plus a strengthening Vietnam would be a nuisance to the Chinese. They won’t tolerate a democratic state on their border.

          1. I agree. That’s precisely why China was going to such lengths to hold onto NK after the collapse of the USSR. It was a highly useful way to keep the US and its various allies in the area distracted from what China was really up to.

  4. During the Cultural Revolution, the Chinese found out what it would really be like if women ran the world—the woman in question being Jiang Qing, the failed actress turned communist activist who seduced Mao Zedong and became Red China’s real ruler during Mao’s dotage, turning the entire Middle Kingdom into a stage set where she ritually settled scores with those who had denied her the star status she thought she was owed.

    Now it’s north Korea’s turn. Kim Jongun is a buffoon completely under the control of Kim Yojong, who is (no matter how western photographers try to disguise it) a visibly soulless monster.

    Forget liberty—if they care about bare survival, the first act of the north Korean Politburo after Jongun’s death is officially confirmed will be to overthrow and execute Kim Yojong.

  5. Koreans, north and south, hate America – pull US troops and let them go at it.

    The “Gangnam style” singer from South Korea was invited to Obama’s White House because he said nasty things about the US.

    A nice big war on China’s border would cause them a little chaos.

  6. Hi. I’m new to Small Dead Animals. I gotta say it’s a weird name, but I like it. It’s cool. It Let’s me know that’s things are going to be a bit off the beaten path in here, likely the creation of a genius. I like reading comments. There’s some real intelligent and interesting viewpoints on how the country should move forward. I like the dead gopher photo too. It’s the real kind of cool. The design is cool. I like the font too.

    It turns out that Trump was just being sarcastic about drinking cleaner lol. He’s so funny. I only drank three half thimblefulls blended into delicious milkshakes. One each day.. it’s not much, really. Watch, I won’t get it and he was right again! Trump is so good at sarcasm, I didn’t know being sarcastic was supposed to be like that, though. I guess I didn’t really know what sarcasm was before now. I’m learning from him too!

    I’m looking forward to SDA.

    1. If you like that wait till you see all the things that CBC won’t report about PM Sock Monkey, and how inept his government is.

      It will be like a whole new world for you.

      And speaking about US politics, I’ll bet you’ve never seen one video of Joe Biden displaying symptoms of dementia. Yeah, I know, hard to believe, eh? There are other sites that exist that are run by some part time lawyer types that think so highly of Biden that well, they ban anyone that dares to suggest this is happening. They even have gone so far as to volunteer for Biden’s campaign, heck some of them even post pictures of themselves standing next to a cardboard cutout of dottering old Joe.

      Just an FYI though, the owner of the blog has this habit of not suffering fools. She won’t ban someone for a contrary statement, but if someone just starts responding to a post to cause discord she won’t hesitate to ban them.
      Don’t usually see the trolls come out though unless there is an election or the liberal poll numbers start to tank, then they show up to cause trouble.
      Just so you know, because your new here, in case someone starts needlessly posting nonsense in an effort to get a response that could get her in trouble.

      God bless

  7. Or is this all a ruse that Kim Jong Un is using to smokeout traitors and disloyal subordinates?

    I think he is that monomaniacal, and his regime is just that insane. I will believe it when I see the corpse and the thousands of grieving Norks, each not wanting to be the first to stop crying.

    Whatever the US CIA says about Kim?
    Bet on the opposite being true. They have over 50 years of experience being wrong.

  8. “Hong Kong Satellite Television says North Korea leader kim jong un is dead.”

    Holy crap, when did he meet with the Clinton’s?

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