April 5, 2020: Reader Tips

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1. The Arrogant Worms put it best:

   Carrot Juice is Murder

   https://youtu.be/KmK0bZl4ILM

2. Toronto media all agog as Shirley Douglas daughter of Tommy Douglas is dead of pneumonia. (but not COVID-19 apparently)

   https://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/actress-activist-shirley-douglas-daughter-of-medicare-s-tommy-douglas-dies-1.4883465

   1. “Scream as loud as you can, daughter dear. The demons spend faster that way.”

3. The Liberal Party’s CBC has been excited all day about Blackie answering children’s questions on kids TV. However I was disappointed they didn’t ask questions, like when did you discover you were a gay black man? Or why do you walk with naked men in parades?

4. The bong said the money will be ready to go on Monday.

   The system has been streamlined for simplicity. In order to get yours you need to log into the Phoenix pay system, create a account, password and banking information for direct deposit.

   1. The ‘P-h-o-e-n-i-x’ pay system?
      Ah hahaha!

5. Hey, I make a cameo at the 3:00 min mark.

   https://video.foxnews.com/v/6147168226001#sp=show-clips

   Dad, what the?