23 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords”

  1. Welcome to reality poster.

    Do we need to explain free health care next?

    Or how about carbon taxes will do something with the weather?

  2. No matter. Because Elon agreed to buy cheap Chinese parts for his 21st century “smart” cars … the Tesla stock price hit new highs! Alas … Tesla investors know nothing of automobiles. Good luck with that gamble. It seems Tesla fanboys will gamble their money AND their lives in service to Elon the Magic retard.

  3. I know it is true the Tesla auto drive system is not ready, but I wish we would have seen what the car does instead of the face of the guy talking.

    When he says he almost hit a car, we have no evidence of it…its probably true, but all we see is his face, that is not solid evidence

  4. Me thinks Canadian Friend needs to test drive a Tesla. Preferably in San Francisco. See for himself how the auto pilot/self driving thingy works

  5. Dear Mr Elon Musk,

    Please put some armour plate in a Tesla and give two self driving versions to Justin Trudeau.

    Great publicity for Tesla. We save the need of paying a driver which benefits taxpayers.

    There is a small risk that the car may go off the road in a snowstorm, but I’m sure it would have fewer accidents than Trudeau’s planes.

    1. Probably more than that for electric alone; can the California power grid handle the load?

    2. There will never be self driving cars until roads are sensor equipped and computerized and all the cars on the road communicate with a central computer. So never.

      1. Self Driving.? how about flat out EV’s period..?

        ..until
        We have an electrical Grid that has the capability to handle the load.
        We have an electical Grid that has the generational capability.

        Neither of which will come to pass in my lifetime or my childrens…and only upon the MASS Die off of every Climate Eco-fascist moron on the planet.

        Why.? Because As I have mentioned previously – the only VIABLE method to Generate the required electricity is via NUCLEAR POWER….and a shit ton of it…if indeed the plan is to kill the ICE and go 100% EV.

        End of story.

  6. So a millionaire decided his 20th car should be a Tesla, and he is not impressed. Big whoop.

    Got any videos about guys not impressed with their Bugattis, or private jets?

  7. Just wait until there are sufficient used Teslas available to 18 year olds. 0 to 60 in 4 seconds in the hands of 18 year olds will make for horrific accidents like we have never seen.

  8. Kenji, checkout the court papers introduced last night in Cali., theres a certain name Musk included with some other similar large names. There is a reason he buys cheap parts. The creep has been a scam like all this save the planet crap from the start, only our angry bird playing pm and other assorted grifters and charlatans believe Gretyl anymore.

  9. Some self driving “fan boy” ie: moron will take out a school bus and elon will have to sell his rockets to pay the judgment. Find the 14 people that clamored for the technology for driving while playing on their phone and make sure they don’t reproduce.
    Do it now.

  10. If not controlling their own vehicle is so goddam important to someone, they should simply head to the nearest bus stop, taxi stand or call Uber or Lyft.

    Keep your experiments and beta tests off of our public streets!!!

    1. Space travel is, so far, a serious venture participated in by serious people who understand the dangers and complexity. There is relativity little interference from politicians and SJW’s.
      Electric cars and the derivatives of that activity are part of the massive global warming, climate change movement which is about 99 and 44/100ths a complete scam. Not a serious venture and full of non serious SJW’s, criminally stupid politicians and outright communists. Everything about it is a dog and pony show.
      I’d be somewhat concerned with letting Boeing get involved with the space program given their follies with the Dreamliner and the 737 Max 8. Some of their problems initiate with interference by SJW’s and politicians.

  11. There is relativity little interference from politicians and SJW’s.

    Uh, not quite. The Space Launch System is a government pork project and kept in Alabama because Senator Richard Shelby likes being re-elected. Now SJWs get their you-know-whats in a twist because rocket exhaust contributes to “climate change”.

    1. That reminds me of the idiots decades ago who thought the Saturn V was affecting earth’s spin, and other idiots who thought electricity from a Nuclear reactor was ‘Radioactive.’

    1. I had a friend who was a total alcoholic and drove his car into a diner in Glasgow, Montana back in the 60’s. The owner came out raging mad and said, ”What in the hell were you thinking driving into my establishment?” My friend looked at him and said, ”I was hoping to get an order of fries and a Coke to go.”
      As luck would have it, my friend’s Dad had a buddy in Glasgow who was a lawyer. The whole incident was dealt with very quietly. Sadly, my friend died of exposure during a snow storm a few years later.

  12. I don’t like other people driving for me. Why would I want a robot with no concept of injury or death doing it for me?

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