60 Replies to “Bill’s Wife”

    1. My guess is she’s like a prairie gopher. She hides her breakfast inside the linings of her cheeks!!

  1. God that bought and paid for media is sickening, calling M. Clintigula wonderfully youthful, that thing scares the devil himself, he knows that soon he will have a honeydo list he’ll never complete. Meanwhile there’s an all round stunning beauty in the White House they absolutely refuse to put on any of their dopey checkout counter rags because they are to consumed by TDS rage. Independant thought is not allowed in the “club” of media morons. If that Scoldilocks thing is in fact a girl it could put those “things” to better use as a starter set.

    1. It would be interesting to hack into whoever puts out the media daily talking points Tucker Carlson plays all the time.. Each lefty network seems to get them each day.. Probably the DNC.

  2. “looked wonderfully youthful”

    Well, yeah, she’s really cleared a few square inches in places…..which jarringly highlights the rest of her face which is typical for someone of her age, I guess. Of course, according to the article, she has that amazing skin.
    I assume everybody in the cosmetic trade just crazily talks up the results every time, despite reality.

    1. Yup, reality doesn’t match the description in the article. And she certainly not wrinkle free below the fake puffed out cheeks. She looks bad. Period.

    1. No kidding! Have they miniaturized her portable iron lung? She’s gone from tent-sized moo-moos back to pantsuits with room for a double layer of depends …

  3. She looks disgusting. She looks horrible. She couldn’t afford a good plastic surgeon? Maybe it’s because he had very little to work with. Why can’t some people just age gracefully. Why try to hang on to to a look they’ve outgrown?

    1. Well … not Billy Bobs testes. Those have got to be a shriveled, leftover portion of scrambled eggs … that have been left in the pan for a couple days. Like olllllld balls, a few scraggly gray hairs and deflated nutsac, hanging lower than HER olllllld woman breasticles. Just thinking about their TRUE aged physiognomy… makes me wretch.

      Oh, and BTW … women (and men) who have had significant “cosmetic” surgery, look like alien reptile creatures who have tried (poorly) to replicate human features. Our human instincts take over, as we recoil in horror and cross to the other side of the street. If SHE believes SHE can rehabilitate HER “image” and persona and attract the voters who abandoned HER in 2016 … then the Botox has penetrated her Medulla.

  4. Just watch. She’s going to jump into the Klown Kar anytime now.

    She looks like she used the same surgeon as Nanny Pelosi. Eyelid lift, Dimples, Cheek injections, she almost looks 1/1024th native!

    All the other Demarxist candidates are, awful, no need for the details, we know them. So, KKKlintoon thinks she can be the party saviour.

    That convention is going to be a pure ShitShow between the radicals, Bloomers, who thinks he can buy off everyone, and Ms Cankles

    1. That’s my current working theory … that SHE is coronated, err nominated to be the Democrat candidate for President in 2020. Currently, there are NO viable candidates in the clown car.

  5. And she manages to make it look so unnatural too!
    From here on in one will have to be more specific when one refers to “the Clinton foundation.”

  6. WHO DOES THAT? Too chipmunky now!

    (CWISTMAS CWISTMAS TIME IS HERE, TIME FOR JOY AND TIME FOR CHEER, HURRY….HURRY… FOR A FULL FACE LIFT …NOT JUST A HALF BOTOX’D FACE!!!)

  7. Hillary is getting ready to run in next year’s Presidential election.

    She’s going to be gorgeous, and this ought to keep Bill Clinton from wandering too far out of line. This work will help keep Bill in check…

    She doesn’t have the stamina for an 18 – 12 months campaign.
    9 – 10 months is much more manageable.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10548935/hillary-clinton-new-look-presidential-run/

    “The former First Lady, 72, who lost the 2016 US election to Donald Trump, appeared radiant and youthful at an event in Broadway, New York.”

    … “radiant_and_youthful”

    lol.

  8. She’s got that wolverine look. Maybe a trip to the taxidermy studio might fix it…but then again coming out looking like a weasel….oh fur-git-about- it.

  9. Here’s hoping the Broadway theatre helpfully announced to all patrons that eye bleach is available at all exits.

    Sweet fancy Moses!

  10. One of those decorative statues, high up on the outside of Medieval churches, they’re called gargoyles.

    1. At least gargoyles were put up to serve a purpose. Can’t think of what Hilary’s is other than to provide a punchline.

  11. The best part is that it is now permanent. She will have to consider the nest of cobwebs that surround the aborted baby asscheeks that were stiched on. Hope she goes for the duck lips look to offset the goofy cheeks. Why stop there, how about a facial tattoo.

  12. If that’s what wonderfully youthful looks like, I’ll just grow old as disgracefully as possible. Um, gracefully, that is! Yeah that’s the stuff!

  13. I thought she had a face lift and they took so much skin her tits were hanging just below her eyes. If she paid a lot of money to look better she should be asking for a refund. She looks retitulous.

    1. More interesting is the heart issue. Very strange, perhaps the plastic surgery disappearance covers for the involuntary donor heart transplant. Uighurs eat camel so

  14. So thats where the missing children go.
    The Presstitutes excelled themselves,”Glowing and youthful..”
    Once again,if it were not for double standards they would have none at all.
    Funny how they accuse President Trump of hating on the Fake News Press,then they publish drivel like this.
    Liberalism is a progressive disease,so much you have to pretend is real.

    Run Hillary Run.
    That way the Demon Rats can claim President Trump is using the Justice Department to investigate his rival…Impeach him,yeah that will work.

  15. Hillary’s new ‘look’ reminds me of the schizophrenic old woman who when she puts on her lipstick, gets it way past her lipline … and thinks it looks okay.

    I sure that if Bill is not too far gone, he gets his kicks out of telling her she looks beautiful.

    Sad woman, sad life … what a waste of oxygen.

  16. And yet SHE cannot keep from insulting half the electorate … again … by calling us “misogynists” because we didn’t vote for HER. SHE hasn’t even started HER 2nd presidential run, and SHE’s already calling us “irredeemable deplorables” … again. SHE’s just a really nasty, disgusting, arrogant … tone deaf, harpy. It will provide me no end of joy to see HER stomped by Trump voters once again.

  17. The last time I saw a face that looked like that first picture was a on a corpse in a casket.

  18. I thought it was BOTOX but now that I look again at HER it does seem more like cheek implants and a definite eye job. So, just wondering if someone accidently punched HER in the cheek, would it deflate?
    Oh! The sight of that!!! Yikes!

  19. Re the ass pack thing; duct tape under her ass cheeks, over her shoulders and under her boobs would be a lot easier.

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