16 Replies to “We Need A Famine”

  1. I know just how the poor woman feels.
    The airlines won’t let me fly with my emotional support skunk colony either.

  2. A peacock looks like a pheasant with more tail feathers.
    The airline chef could have prepared a pair of steamed pheasant breasts w/orange sauce and wild rice, during the pre-embarking waiting period.
    Flying 1st class should have access to a first class of entree´.

  3. The temerity of that airline. All comfort animals must be allowed. There is no way they are keeping me and my comfort animal Buster the Bison off the airplane.

  4. This does NOT auger well for my herd of ‘Support Wildebeest’ even though I’ve equipped them all with diapers.

  5. Have you ever HEARD the call of a Peacock ?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VR7xlUOLmdU
    Our HS baseball field was nestled (pun intended) on the banks of a local creek, and the neighbor across the creek owned a lonely Peacock … who would “call” to the ball players for ALL 9-innings … including any EXTRA innings … of every single game. Yes … there were many discussions of sniper attacks.

  6. I’ll sue any airline that won’t allow me to take along my support whale–tank and all.

  7. *
    my wife’s grandfather, a wwI vet and eventual director at t. eaton co., moved into
    toronto’s toney lawrence park area back in the dirty thirties. he told a tale of a
    retired british army officer, who, fed up with his neighbours decorative but
    extremely annoying peacocks, leaned out his bathroom window one sunny day
    with a .303 enfield and sent a particularly vocally demonstrative bird to that
    “great perch in the sky.”
    things were apparently a little quieter after that.
    how times change.
    *

  8. “…steamed pheasant breasts w/orange sauce and wild rice…”
    Now that’s what I call emotional support. Nutritious, too.

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