We Need A Famine

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Demand for anal bleaching soars by 23% as women follow in the footsteps of celebrities ...


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1. Finally, the cultural exports of California are making sense to me.

2. If this makes "us" less like the palestinians then I'm all for it.

It's a crappy idea. It's sick. It's depraved. It does prove where their brain cells are.

California has always been good at disguising its a&&holes, just ask Harvey or Brown!

Not sure if less like palestinians feasible, bleaching doesn't make a&&holes less likely to blow.

Too many puns possible with this topic, I stop here...

Geez, I thought everyone was doing it?!?

All of the above.

It is a sick society, but I repeat myself.

yup, I think I'll take my pet liberal in and have it bleached

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in a world where smelly socialist hippie wannabes can
hack off their pre-adolescent son's genitals and
turn him into malibu barbie
... how is this even news?

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I did mine and it changed my life!

I get this done about once a quarter. It's no big deal really. All very routine. Like going to the barber.

Wouldn't you know there's a Kardashian involved?

"Dr Jallali stressed the procedure must only be carried out on women over the age of 18 for functional or psychological problems. As surgeons we have a duty to inform people that bodies come in all shapes and sizes, and there’s really no such thing as normal."

Bleaching someone's bunghole to treat psychological problems. That's a good plan.

Wiping helps, too.

Up till now I had never heard of anal bleaching.

And I would have been perfectly happy keeping it that way.

Nature selected the right color when designing the anus. It's promising to see the depths being plumbed to help women with functional or psychological problems.

Is it being done to make it more enticing for a rear entry?
Whether it is a black hole or a pale hole, it would make no difference to me.
(ha ha, just notice my first captcha was 'Exit Entry' before I had to do it again due to a fkup)

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This has to be a metaphor by brown people making the statement that ....

ALL assholes are white or should be.

And yes a famine would help rid us of some of this insanity ... at least for awhile.

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Ah, yes.

The Karbleachians.

I Know it's changed my life, my cats don't even look at me anymore.

They said I was a fool for investing in Anal Bleaching Futures! Well, look who's laughing now!

Tramp stamps sold separately

I look forward to the selfies. I mean, you know, as a matter of PROVING they had it done. Before/After photos.........

I'll stick to my reliable "chocolate spider"...
An oldie butt a goodie.

Are the ones who don't have it done "anal retentive"?

Hmm, there's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere.

Thinking the Clorox corporation had best make an immediate change to their product labeling, warning low IQ users not to scrub any bodily orifices with Clorox to remove stains. Failure on their part to make this labeling change will result in huge class action law suits I'm sure.

Why not just wipe it? It's cheaper.

Progressive values.

A$$holes and opinions - Everybody has one and they all stink.

One more thing to add to the list of teen age insecurity/self esteem, and bully issues. Imagine getting drummed out of the "in crowd" cuz your bung hole doesn't pass the colour test

I can't imagine bleach meeting pucker can be a good thing. Might there not be some pain involved?

How dare you so ... rudely ... describe someone’s ... “choice” ... someone’s ... “beautiful transition”. All you rightwing bible thumpers are the same ... trying to tell innocent children what to do with their bodies! Children’s bodies belong to “progressive” psychologists ... not to all you bible thumpers. Fear crying out loud ... first, we didn’t “choose” to abort the fetus ... but that’s not enough for you bible thumpers! Now you want to force the little “girl” to keep that awfully inconvenient tube of skin hanging between “her” legs. Shame on you.

I picked a fine time to go senile.

We can cover every inch of our bodies with black tatoos but are concerned that our butts may look too dark ...........? Thank goodness I'm too old to care how depraved the human race is becoming and besides I try to make a point of never looking at my own butt!

I got absolutely NO words...Cant think cause I'm laughing so damned hard it hurts...

This looks like an opportunity to start a new social media craze... Assbook!

I find a flashlight with a white-light soft filter and a bicycle mirror does the same thing without the morning after pangs of regret.

So the next time I get called a White Asshole I can honestly say "No, I don't bleach"?

What the heck is anal bleaching. No, I don't want to know about it. Sounds gross.

No, he was an arsehole who bleached himself.

Username checks out.

I wonder, could you achieve the same affect by wiping with Clorox Disinfecting Wipes? But would that clog your pipes?

I have my suspicions that this has something to do with making the human centipede game easier to play. ewwww normal folks with values don't play that. You know how certain people love recycling? Well yeah, mystery solved XD

It may be a good time to buy shares in Clorox. (CLX on the NYSE) Not only do they manufacture Clorox, the well known bleach, but they also make Pine Sol, the disinfectant with the distinct odor. One to restore the pink, and the other to remove the stink.

Bleach Bums

So white a$$holes taunting people of color is funny to you haters...

On the other hand, is not doing it a form of cultural appropriation, like dreadlocks on a whitey?

What if people of color do it? Is it a manifestation of cultural imperialism and genocide?

Those are important questions you privileged insensitives.

I just had some burritos with jalapeños and now it looks down there like an Imperial Japanese battle flag, I am so confused and ashamed. Not sure what to do?

Have you haters ever considered the trauma of one whose a$$hole identifies as white when it is not? How they struggle daily with insensitive people telling them to lay off jalapeños? How the only temporary peace they can find is in gender neutral bathrooms? This is a human rights issue! Clearly Canadian public health care needs to offer the procedure.

If it saves only one a$$hole...

LOL!!!

I thought this was a new way to do the enema thing.

I can see the banner now: 'Black Asses Matter'

Alright!!! put your hands together for THE BLEACH BOYS......

Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be Cloroxedforia girls
I wish they all could be Cloroxedforia girls
I wish they all could be Cloroxedforia girls.......

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