A Prime Tenet of the Radical Left: How Privileged Are You?

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Here's an Internet meme I first learned of in a Free Speech group I belong to. I imagine it was created by a horde of Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) with an especially strong dose of Permanent Victim Syndrome (PVS). One wonders what percentage of Western society reads this chart and thinks it speaks some semblance of truth.

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Very privileged...barely. I think that their assumptions need some checking though. Just saying.

Retarded -200?
Send the creator of this to PC jail!

Disprivileged? Is that even a word?

If anyone can discover the origins of this chart, please post the link in the comments!

I'm not as "privileged" as anyone who has time and space to be sitting around making up that.

Let's simplify:
Muslim > BLM > Gay > Feminist > the rest of us

I scored well over 100! Yippee!

For good measure, I'll add an extra 200 points for having 2 master's degrees and a Ph. D. (all in engineering, so no victimhood there) plus 500 for being a member of Mensa.

I guess I'm a real bad boy, eh?

See, I really am all that... Wow. I guess my innate superiority complex is not misplaced after all. I shall enjoy a great Friday night. Thanks for this.

Blind -750.... My mother is legally blind. The amount of handouts available for blind people is amazing. At one point my mother knew more about computers then I did. Training from the CNIB mind you. Still.

That's funny! Jewish at +25 is the most privileged religion?!? Wow, an incredible interpretation.

This entire chart is arbitrary, and heavily directed by that simple SJW idea: Western civilization bad, everything else good.

So, blind and retarded gets you straight to the top. Since I am allowed to identify as anything I want, I am a blind retarded middle easterner. Suck it, I am the top of the victim pyramid scheme. Oh, and trans. That puts me below 2000. And I am Rachel Dolezal. And Carlos Danger. Am I at minus -27,000,000 yet?

Who put this together - those three Wilfred Laurier U-turds?

If you interpret "privilege" as "how valuable to humanity are you", then I think this works well.

And obviously, spelling is a challenge - check "Saterday"

Better check your linguistic privilege. Didn't you know language is always evolving. "Saterday" is spelling for the future!

Even schoolchildren are tested for "privilege":

http://fox6now.com/2017/12/21/questionnaire-called-the-privilege-test-sparking-controversy-in-west-bend/

In the real world, there are people who are different? What a concept!

OK ... now what?

If your total is in the GREEN ... what should you do? Disfigure your “attractive” face? Gouge your own eyes out? ... to knock you off your high horse (as Obama scolded)

And what if you are in the YELLOW or RED? Stop being Gay? Stop being a “passable” tranny and unloose your cawk” ... pretend you are a “high born” European?

What happened to the days when liberals refused to “judge” people? And now their mean-spirited judgement even has a SCORECARD! Here’s the thing ... if you actually READ and UNDERSTOOD the Bible, and the words of Christ/God/Holy Spirit ... you’d know that NONE of these conditions had anything to do with the ... REAL privilege ... of a healthy soul. A healthy, intact, soul knows that the accidental conditions of birth do not condemn a man (or woman ... sorry, no in-betweens) to anything. Because “privilege” can never be found where these sad people are looking for it. The poorest man from the Horn of Africa can not only be successful, but he can be admired ... for having a beautiful soul. A soul that does not measure itself by transitory conditions ... but by eternal truths: love, integrity, industriousness, Godliness.

This scorecard only measures a SICK mind, and amputated soul.

If you are a SJW 'victim' of privilege and truly want to change your lot in life--there's great news in this chart! It's basically a road map, folks.

1. Convert to Judaism: +25
2. Pursue a career in Investment Banking: +25
3. Copy anything else you can that is at the top of respective categories in that chart...No matter how boring they are....(recognizing some categories exclude choice)

That is, unless you are resigned to being at the bottom, and have become convinced your logical mission in life is to try to create a guilt-complex to make everyone else in the world give you things because...you lack privilege.

"A strong desire to hurl my guts out" is gross (and grotesque) understatement...

My privilege level is 150. That's awesome privilege! Why would I want to check such excellent privilege? I want more privilege.

There are no extra negative points for Middle Eastern Muslim who married a retarded underage cousin. Such disappointment.

I damn near break 100 just in the first row. All that privilege allowed me to come of age in Bob Rae's Ontario. To cut grass and prime tobacco during my summers as a teen, to not qualify for a student loan, to build barns while I saved for college, to work weekends and nights while I went to college, to have to leave my home province to make more than single digit dollars per hour, to live in a prospector tent through a northern Manitoba winter while cutting line, to put in 60 - 70 hour weeks for years while I gained experience in my chosen field of work, to make a collect call to wish my family and friends Merry Christmas from a pay phone outside a gas station on the side of the highway, to move more times than I care to count chasing work.

Check my privilege indeed.

This looks more like humour to me.

Why would I want to check such excellent privilege?

With privilege like that, I'd be checking it all the time to make sure that I wasn't losing any or, better yet, gaining some.

Europe - meh and Europe - shit. Looks like an attempt at humour.

Europe - meh and Europe - shit. Looks like an attempt at humour.

You pretty much start at 100 just by virtue of being alive. So the best way to check your privilege is to off yourself. But I don't see Dead listed among the disabilities. Oh forget it, probably gets you a score of +250 as we know they hate dead white males.

as a self sufficient white male in his seventies I am sure as he ll am privileged, and I worked for that privilege. anyone else who worked for their privilege should be damn happy they are as well. to hell with those who aren't privileged.

“Retarded” +50
Nothing like an 8 year old’s social world view being published and consumed as acceptable. Trademark SJW reasoning, they are perpetual children. And therefore so absolutely non-privileged in the adult world.

It's HUMOR/SATIRE folks.

Does this footnote not tell you anything?

"If you are doing this on a Friday or Saturday night, add -15."

So a short, blind, disfigured, gay, transgendered, intersex Muslim from the Middle East who is homeless but nonetheless a trained scientist and is surfing the web after Friday night prayers is the most "disprivileged" member of society?

By gosh - I believe it! Though I'm willing to bet the main threat to such an extraordinary person would not be "white patriarchy" or Zionism but rather the more immediate danger from - shall we say? - less tolerant members of the mosque.

(Yeah, I smell satire here too. And the lack of a good spellchecker: "Saterday"?)

This might be satirical to us, but to the SJW true-believers this is gospel. Recently at work, an in-house video was widely criticized for being a waste of resources. A SJW true-believer angrily retorted to the naysayers that since we hated the video, we indirectly hated deaf people (because the video included close-captioning.) True story. These people have a fundamentally different mindset - with which one cannot reason in any way. My question is, what's the time differential between people like this achieving total control and the opening of their first gulag?

They should include a corresponding chart for listing contributions to society as a whole.

Heavily armed ... +50

I am still privileged.

I can't achieve a final score without having a gender value. But I don't fit any of those. Btw, what the hell is cis?

I did a rough count for the King of Saudi Arabia and came to minus 600- how terribly underprivileged he is!

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