If Women Ran The World

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"I am woman, hear me goo goo, ga ga."


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You know those ads that follow you through the internet? I go over to check out this nonsense and was comforted by a Rona ad for a belt sander. Still haven't made up my mind...needs more studying

Study and learning is ongoing. In the feminist cartoon the Dad says:
"Naw the babe is woke af"
I've been seeing af all over the place and I'm thinking wtf so I googled it and am happy to report that now I know.

In that case, I would use the belt sander to turn the pages of the feminist baby book :)

I never heard of the term before I read your comment. Now I know what it mean--now I wish I didn't.

By the way, I no longer recognize what used to be called English. It's getting to the point that I have to look up each new phrase, term, idiom, or slang expression on sites such as:

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Ah, the language of Shakespeare......

Your reference to a dead white male, and his overwrought, form of Eurocentric communication ... reveals your need for reeducation. Off to the gulag with you ... to examine your criminal; sexism, racism, and ageist ignorance.


P.S. ... I'll already be there

The gulag? Nah. I'll be sent to Room 101.

Girl babies are born feminists. Anything their older brothers can do, they can do better. And wearing a pink princess costume as well.

I am a big fan of belt sanders. To those who do not have a belt sander, get one. It will change your point of view.
(POV admission: OK, getting a belt sander reinforced my point of view, but if you don't already hold my POV getting a belt sander will change your POV)

p.s. you actually have to use the sander, not just get one... sticking it under your pillow and sleeping on it expecting that some sort of osmosis will seep up from your belt sander into your brain through your pillow and give you a better vision of the world will not help your POV or give you a better life...just saying...

Want a smoother most things, a belt sander is the way to get those things to be smoother, mostly.
What is best in Life? Smoooooth.
(or sleepin', which isn't life but it isn't getting busted by the Police for stealing a Transit Bus just to get home and then ...when you get the stolen Transit Bus home after dealing with the complaints from all of the dream bus riders who say that you missed their stop because you just wanted to get home, where are you supposed to hide the Bus when you get home if, in fact, you do!?
Dreams, they aren't as good as or as smooth as a owning belt sander, ...just say'in)

sorry for the lame joke, I've been drinking Boxer Hard Root Beer. New experiment

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