48 Replies to “If “Marriage” Is Defined As A Union of Two People Who Love Each Other”
I have just got to send them all a thank you card…for marrying their egotistical,narcissistic,fem-nazi selves and saving some poor schmuck from a living he!!.
I can’t marry myself, I can’t afford the ring. I have expensive tastes!
“Marry” means to make one out of two.
If you aren’t already one, married to yourself; you need to see a squirrel farmer, Sybil.
God, I am getting old.
Mainly what justthinkin said.
Do those “self marriage kits” come with batteries?
Who gets the house when the divorce happens?
Who gets charged with murder if she commits suicide? And who gets the estate?
And what would the cause of that divorce be? Mental cruelty? Infidelity? If she actually marries someone else, could she be guilty of bigamy?
quite frankly as a single never married man. I’m not interested in a gay marriage.
I always thought there would be an end to the insanity that has gripped the world the last 20 years. I was wrong,it is getting worse.
So,if I marry myself, can I use myself as an additional write-off on my income taxes?
Without government sanction,especially by the taxman,the whole thing is meaningless.
Maybe the Muslims have a point about infidels.
Oz, Gay meant being lighthearted and happy.
Since when do progressives let the real meaning of words stop them? That’s what the Ministry of Truth is for.
I am guessing her honeymoon won’t be anything too special …
Are There Limits To Church Inclusion?
“WEBSTER GROVES, Mo. – Jeff Mason, 40, the wealthy owner of a wildly successful online business(www.just-herring.com) based in suburban St. Louis, had never had a serious relationship with anyone in his life. “And it wasn’t for lack of trying,” said Mason.
“I’d cruise bars, gay and straight. I’d hang out in bookstores and coffee places. I even joined the Episcopal Church. Nothing worked.”
Mason said that he’d had a few flings here and there with both men and women but nothing ever got close to long-term.
“I kept telling myself I‘m rich, I‘m good-looking, I work out. Why am I so awkward around everyone? What‘s wrong with me?” he wondered.
The answer came from a totally unexpected source. New underwear
“As I was getting dressed, I put on a pair of underwear I had just purchased and happened to get a look at myself in the mirror. Immediately I thought ‘Man, that is one hot ass.’
“I was shocked by the intensity of that reaction. I couldn‘t get that thought out my head all day. But that’s how it starts with everybody, isn’t it? You notice the physical stuff first and everything else comes after.
“Because that’s when it hit me hard. I got to thinking that I like the same movies that I do, I read the same books that I do, I enjoy the same sports as I do.
“I’m a great conversationalist and a great listener and vice versa. For the first time in my life, my life made perfect sense.”
That weekend, Jeff Mason came out to his family.
As an autosexual.
Mason said that initially, his parents struggled with the news “My dad was like, what the hell, I’m going to be dead soon anyway.
“My mom asked me if I was sure I wasn’t gay because she’d be fine with that. Gays are cool. But they came around and I know I have their love and full support.”
Church, however, was a different story. Mason, who regularly attends St. Martin Luther King Episcopal Church in Webster Groves, approached temporary rector Gladstone “Skip” Adams and asked to have his relationship blessed.
“Needless to say, I was floored,” said Adams, the recently-retired Bishop of Central New York, whose three siblings are also Episcopal ministers. “I had never heard of autosexuality before.
“Oh, I’ve heard of strumming on the ol’ banjo, if you know what I mean. Who hasn’t? But I’ve never had someone walk into my office and tell me that he was an autosexual so I told Jeff I‘d have to think about it.
Experts are divided as to whether autosexuality is really a sexual orientation at all. “Some guy can’t get laid so he decides that skeet shooting, if you know what I mean, is a sexual orientation?” asked a Harvard professor who asked that his name not be used. “That’s ridiculous. Not to mention sick.”
Norris Winklemeyer, founder, director and sole member of the Center for Neo-Sexuality, which has studied the question for some time, sharply disagrees. “This isn’t a case of painting the Sistine Chapel once in a while, if you know what I mean,” said Winklemeyer.
“Some people are sexually oriented toward people of the opposite sex. Some people are sexually oriented toward people of the same sex. Autosexuals are sexually oriented toward themselves. The science is settled.”
(more at the link) http://themcj.com/?p=17932
If anyone knows why these two…err one, should not be joined together in unholy matrimony?
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Her lawyer couldn’t explain the no divorce clause, but her clinical psychologist…
Is this the clinical psychologists answer to multiple personality syndrome?
Would it be both serial and concurrent monogamy?
Talk about embracing a logical contradiction, for as long as the honeymoon lasts.
The perfect fit for nose rings.
I am surprised Justin Trudeau hasn’t copulated with himself yet
Gives ‘I’m Screwed’ a new meaning.
If she is tired or has a headache, who cares?
someone is confusing marriage with masturbation
What’s so special about the word “people”?
Curiously, nobody bugs the people of Bountiful anymore.
Gives “Go f*ck yourself!” a new meaning.
Narcissism+++
People like this SHOULD stay single!
and people think I use the word STUPID too much.
Marriage was for thousands of years the union of a man and a woman.. Now its two people.
Whats so special sbout two? Nothing.
Same answer for ‘people’. Or age. Or familial relations.
This isn’t a “rebuke of tradition”, this is desperate women who’ve always dreamed of a wedding but couldn’t find a man who wanted them. I wonder why?
‘Marriage was for thousands of years the union of a man and a woman’
Isn’t it funny how that same theme has carried down through every culture and civilization over the past hundreds of millennia since mankind crawled out of the ooze.
There wouldn’t be some kind of anthropological reason for that now, would there?
Maybe our ancestors noticed that tribes that don’t reproduce come to a dead-end and die out.
There is an anthropological reason. It is called cultural collapse. Happening to Western societies everywhere.
Although I feel sympathy for the deluded woman I feel far more disgust at those that attended the ceremony. That by so doing only legitimized and reinforced this poor lonely woman’s delusion.
These “friends” are displaying the same logic as those that advocate for safe injection sites.
I suspect the next blow against traditional marriage will be legalized polygamy particularly in light of muzzy inroads taking place in North America.
I see this as a positive. There’s hope for me and my goat, yet. .
Changing ones gender and marrying oneself……
If leftards are taking themselves out of the gene pool, then Insay “faster please.
I agree with your whole comment. However I would suggest that this insanity has gripped mostly western civilization.
We know from history what happens when a society becomes this corrupted and immoral. We also know from the history of the Byzantine Empire who cleaned up their insanity and corruption. Is this coming here?
‘There’s hope for me and my goat, yet’ Heh
“What am I, chopped liver?” a sheep
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hard to dispute that all of the people doing this… deserve each other.
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Anna, ever hear of Mormons?
Thanks for that Steyn link. I had forgotten about that clear and logical article.
That piece is nearly 4 years old but holds up very well.
I hope she got a prenuptial agreement. You have to protect yourself these days.
But on a more serious note, it is my observation that women suffer far more than men under the new order. It’s a biological imperative denied.
What’s so special about “love”? Why would every society in human history above the level of hunter-gatherer create an institutionalized relationship, backed by both State and Church, simply to validate peoples’ feelings?
I’ve come to the conclusion that marriage exists to guarantee paternity. Maternity is guaranteed by pregnancy, but men have no equivalent biological signal to tell us that we’ve fathered a child. Without confidence in our own paternal status, our territorial and survival instincts aren’t triggered by the children of our sex partners. Given a mutual, sexually-exclusive relationship with one woman per man though, the man can be confident that her children are HIS children, and men are very protective of that which we perceive as our own. Also, given that our children are extensions of ourselves, our own flesh and blood, their survival is our survival, hence our willingness to die to protect them. Immortality, even if only of the bloodline, is worth dying for. It’s the only kind to which we we can be absolutely confident we have access.
Some of you don’t believe in the bible, so don’t read this.
–
Isaiah 4:1
1- And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Elections, Wars, and Feminists have their consequences.
She’s going to have ugly kids.
She intends to keep dating other people. That would be adultery, grounds for divorce. I hope she isn’t disillusioned by finding out that she’s cheating on herself.
On the contrary ! She is going to order her turkey baster filled with man-goo milked from a 6′-4″, blond, handsome Harvard graduate in hopes of creating the child of her dreams. Only THEN will she learn that “nurture” is equally important as “nature” … as she ponders her child’s face tattoos and arrest record.
For some ODD reason I picture an image…in her house…its on a shelf…its a photograph of her…wearing…a pasta strainer…
From my friend:
“I pity her spouse. She looks like the type to leave the seat up in the bathroom. And leave the cap off the toothpaste tube.”
“I am surprised Justin Trudeau hasn’t copulated with himself yet.”
How do you know he hasn’t and the selfie just hasn’t been posted yet?
I think it’s a GREAT Idea! You get to drink twice as much at the reception.
..and the greatest amount of comment interest at SDA today is about some cuño-loco pleasuring herself… such deep thought and intellectually provocative discussions.
Biggest question I have: who does she yell at for not taking out the garbage?
For all you boys out there dreaming of the polygamy (you know you are) consider this: two or more wives ganging up on you when you don’t take out the garbage.
Anyone remember “Otto pilot” from “Airplane”? People marrying themselves and celebrating that first night together by assembling the newest latex vibrating squeezing contraption isn’t so far fetched in a World were people are viewed as the problem. More anti-family snake oil for the masses to choke on.
I have just got to send them all a thank you card…for marrying their egotistical,narcissistic,fem-nazi selves and saving some poor schmuck from a living he!!.
I can’t marry myself, I can’t afford the ring. I have expensive tastes!
“Marry” means to make one out of two.
If you aren’t already one, married to yourself; you need to see a squirrel farmer, Sybil.
God, I am getting old.
Mainly what justthinkin said.
Do those “self marriage kits” come with batteries?
Who gets the house when the divorce happens?
Who gets charged with murder if she commits suicide? And who gets the estate?
And what would the cause of that divorce be? Mental cruelty? Infidelity? If she actually marries someone else, could she be guilty of bigamy?
quite frankly as a single never married man. I’m not interested in a gay marriage.
I always thought there would be an end to the insanity that has gripped the world the last 20 years. I was wrong,it is getting worse.
So,if I marry myself, can I use myself as an additional write-off on my income taxes?
Without government sanction,especially by the taxman,the whole thing is meaningless.
Maybe the Muslims have a point about infidels.
Oz, Gay meant being lighthearted and happy.
Since when do progressives let the real meaning of words stop them? That’s what the Ministry of Truth is for.
I am guessing her honeymoon won’t be anything too special …
Are There Limits To Church Inclusion?
“WEBSTER GROVES, Mo. – Jeff Mason, 40, the wealthy owner of a wildly successful online business(www.just-herring.com) based in suburban St. Louis, had never had a serious relationship with anyone in his life. “And it wasn’t for lack of trying,” said Mason.
“I’d cruise bars, gay and straight. I’d hang out in bookstores and coffee places. I even joined the Episcopal Church. Nothing worked.”
Mason said that he’d had a few flings here and there with both men and women but nothing ever got close to long-term.
“I kept telling myself I‘m rich, I‘m good-looking, I work out. Why am I so awkward around everyone? What‘s wrong with me?” he wondered.
The answer came from a totally unexpected source. New underwear
“As I was getting dressed, I put on a pair of underwear I had just purchased and happened to get a look at myself in the mirror. Immediately I thought ‘Man, that is one hot ass.’
“I was shocked by the intensity of that reaction. I couldn‘t get that thought out my head all day. But that’s how it starts with everybody, isn’t it? You notice the physical stuff first and everything else comes after.
“Because that’s when it hit me hard. I got to thinking that I like the same movies that I do, I read the same books that I do, I enjoy the same sports as I do.
“I’m a great conversationalist and a great listener and vice versa. For the first time in my life, my life made perfect sense.”
That weekend, Jeff Mason came out to his family.
As an autosexual.
Mason said that initially, his parents struggled with the news “My dad was like, what the hell, I’m going to be dead soon anyway.
“My mom asked me if I was sure I wasn’t gay because she’d be fine with that. Gays are cool. But they came around and I know I have their love and full support.”
Church, however, was a different story. Mason, who regularly attends St. Martin Luther King Episcopal Church in Webster Groves, approached temporary rector Gladstone “Skip” Adams and asked to have his relationship blessed.
“Needless to say, I was floored,” said Adams, the recently-retired Bishop of Central New York, whose three siblings are also Episcopal ministers. “I had never heard of autosexuality before.
“Oh, I’ve heard of strumming on the ol’ banjo, if you know what I mean. Who hasn’t? But I’ve never had someone walk into my office and tell me that he was an autosexual so I told Jeff I‘d have to think about it.
Experts are divided as to whether autosexuality is really a sexual orientation at all. “Some guy can’t get laid so he decides that skeet shooting, if you know what I mean, is a sexual orientation?” asked a Harvard professor who asked that his name not be used. “That’s ridiculous. Not to mention sick.”
Norris Winklemeyer, founder, director and sole member of the Center for Neo-Sexuality, which has studied the question for some time, sharply disagrees. “This isn’t a case of painting the Sistine Chapel once in a while, if you know what I mean,” said Winklemeyer.
“Some people are sexually oriented toward people of the opposite sex. Some people are sexually oriented toward people of the same sex. Autosexuals are sexually oriented toward themselves. The science is settled.”
(more at the link)
http://themcj.com/?p=17932
If anyone knows why these two…err one, should not be joined together in unholy matrimony?
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Her lawyer couldn’t explain the no divorce clause, but her clinical psychologist…
Is this the clinical psychologists answer to multiple personality syndrome?
Would it be both serial and concurrent monogamy?
Talk about embracing a logical contradiction, for as long as the honeymoon lasts.
The perfect fit for nose rings.
I am surprised Justin Trudeau hasn’t copulated with himself yet
Gives ‘I’m Screwed’ a new meaning.
If she is tired or has a headache, who cares?
someone is confusing marriage with masturbation
What’s so special about the word “people”?
Curiously, nobody bugs the people of Bountiful anymore.
Gives “Go f*ck yourself!” a new meaning.
Narcissism+++
People like this SHOULD stay single!
and people think I use the word STUPID too much.
Marriage was for thousands of years the union of a man and a woman.. Now its two people.
Whats so special sbout two? Nothing.
Same answer for ‘people’. Or age. Or familial relations.
This isn’t a “rebuke of tradition”, this is desperate women who’ve always dreamed of a wedding but couldn’t find a man who wanted them. I wonder why?
‘Marriage was for thousands of years the union of a man and a woman’
Isn’t it funny how that same theme has carried down through every culture and civilization over the past hundreds of millennia since mankind crawled out of the ooze.
There wouldn’t be some kind of anthropological reason for that now, would there?
Maybe our ancestors noticed that tribes that don’t reproduce come to a dead-end and die out.
There is an anthropological reason. It is called cultural collapse. Happening to Western societies everywhere.
Although I feel sympathy for the deluded woman I feel far more disgust at those that attended the ceremony. That by so doing only legitimized and reinforced this poor lonely woman’s delusion.
These “friends” are displaying the same logic as those that advocate for safe injection sites.
I suspect the next blow against traditional marriage will be legalized polygamy particularly in light of muzzy inroads taking place in North America.
I see this as a positive. There’s hope for me and my goat, yet. .
Changing ones gender and marrying oneself……
If leftards are taking themselves out of the gene pool, then Insay “faster please.
I agree with your whole comment. However I would suggest that this insanity has gripped mostly western civilization.
We know from history what happens when a society becomes this corrupted and immoral. We also know from the history of the Byzantine Empire who cleaned up their insanity and corruption. Is this coming here?
‘There’s hope for me and my goat, yet’ Heh
“What am I, chopped liver?” a sheep
when it comes to destroying core civilizational institutions, trying to blow them up is less effective than hollowing them out from within.
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/marriage-501918-most-american.html
Steyn had this explained years ago.
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hard to dispute that all of the people doing this… deserve each other.
*
Anna, ever hear of Mormons?
Thanks for that Steyn link. I had forgotten about that clear and logical article.
That piece is nearly 4 years old but holds up very well.
I hope she got a prenuptial agreement. You have to protect yourself these days.
But on a more serious note, it is my observation that women suffer far more than men under the new order. It’s a biological imperative denied.
What’s so special about “love”? Why would every society in human history above the level of hunter-gatherer create an institutionalized relationship, backed by both State and Church, simply to validate peoples’ feelings?
I’ve come to the conclusion that marriage exists to guarantee paternity. Maternity is guaranteed by pregnancy, but men have no equivalent biological signal to tell us that we’ve fathered a child. Without confidence in our own paternal status, our territorial and survival instincts aren’t triggered by the children of our sex partners. Given a mutual, sexually-exclusive relationship with one woman per man though, the man can be confident that her children are HIS children, and men are very protective of that which we perceive as our own. Also, given that our children are extensions of ourselves, our own flesh and blood, their survival is our survival, hence our willingness to die to protect them. Immortality, even if only of the bloodline, is worth dying for. It’s the only kind to which we we can be absolutely confident we have access.
Some of you don’t believe in the bible, so don’t read this.
–
Isaiah 4:1
1- And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach.
Elections, Wars, and Feminists have their consequences.
She’s going to have ugly kids.
She intends to keep dating other people. That would be adultery, grounds for divorce. I hope she isn’t disillusioned by finding out that she’s cheating on herself.
On the contrary ! She is going to order her turkey baster filled with man-goo milked from a 6′-4″, blond, handsome Harvard graduate in hopes of creating the child of her dreams. Only THEN will she learn that “nurture” is equally important as “nature” … as she ponders her child’s face tattoos and arrest record.
For some ODD reason I picture an image…in her house…its on a shelf…its a photograph of her…wearing…a pasta strainer…
From my friend:
“I pity her spouse. She looks like the type to leave the seat up in the bathroom. And leave the cap off the toothpaste tube.”
“I am surprised Justin Trudeau hasn’t copulated with himself yet.”
How do you know he hasn’t and the selfie just hasn’t been posted yet?
I think it’s a GREAT Idea! You get to drink twice as much at the reception.
..and the greatest amount of comment interest at SDA today is about some cuño-loco pleasuring herself… such deep thought and intellectually provocative discussions.
Biggest question I have: who does she yell at for not taking out the garbage?
For all you boys out there dreaming of the polygamy (you know you are) consider this: two or more wives ganging up on you when you don’t take out the garbage.
Anyone remember “Otto pilot” from “Airplane”? People marrying themselves and celebrating that first night together by assembling the newest latex vibrating squeezing contraption isn’t so far fetched in a World were people are viewed as the problem. More anti-family snake oil for the masses to choke on.