64 Replies to “Asteroid, Take Us Now”

  1. One thing positive. It gets people out into the fresh air. Better than vegetating in front of the TV or Ipad and eating chips.

  2. Yeah. It’s a deliberate design decision to get people outside, exercising, and socializing (the spawn algorithm produces more, more powerful, and rarer Pokemon with higher player density). But leave it to millenials to turn something kind of cool into OMG TEH MOST AWESUMMEST THING EVAR!!!1!

  5. I might well be the only one who still doesn’t even know what Pokemon is.

  6. Not the only one; I have no interest in finding out about another stupid person fad.

  7. Not the only one; I have no interest in finding out about another stupid person fad.

  8. I have an 8 year old, my understanding is that Pokemon is something stupid, poorly drawn, Japanese and apparently shots lighting out of its rectum or something like that.

  9. Forwarded this all to my friend and she said I had a pokemon in my tree that a mother and her kids were trying to get. She couldn’t pull into my driveway until they were done. I am just learning about this myself.
    My power plant had to call the company because people were climbing fences to gain access into secured substations. Our power plant had these things I guess as well.
    The report I received is that they will remove your location if you let them know. It was our security department who stopped it so I personally don’t know who to call.

  10. The appearance of this fad at around the same time the remake of certain well-known 1980s movie is released….. coincidence?

  12. Back in the original games Vaporeon was a very rare Pokemon. You only got one Eevee, and it could turn into one of three things, Vaporeon was one, so I imagine this was pretty rare.

  16. Uh-oh, don’t suggest it. Boy (five-minute) Wonder will go searching for policy ideas with his cell-phone.

  17. At first I thought a Vaporeon was the latest Bugatti super car. Silly me. Why would millennials abandon their cars to take a photo of a super car?

  18. This must be what the sheep do when they aren’t embarrassing themselves on Watter’s World.

  20. I suggest it’s no coincidence that “Vaporeon” conjures up the adjective “vapid”.

  23. That’s just what we need, armies of idiots running around bumping into each other enthralled by their phone ‘having fun’. Of course it isn’t that much of a stretch since the bulk of these clowns’ day consists of, wait for it, head down mesmerized by phone.

  24. Terror group — ISIS, BLM, BDS, Liberals, Democrats, a teachers’ union, or other — hacks Pokemon Go in densely populated area and rents a couple of big trucks in 3… 2… 1…

  25. I have no idea what this Poke E Man fad is about, but it will go down as one of the reason why the muslims will eventually beat us into the ground. We are simply distracted to a Darwin gonna getcha level.

  28. “rare Pokemon appears in a park.”
    These things aren’t real, right? It’s not like an albatross has been discovered.
    I too had to google what this was and I’m still not clear. I thought they were figurines like smurfs or play mobile.
    But now “rare” ones appear out of no where and in real places. At least I think they are real places.

  29. If our youth are our future we are doomed. If our society ever gets to the Soylent Green state, this is one way to round up our food source.

  30. This is nothing more than a government-funded experiment to see how easy it is to CONTROL a zombie-like public … and the experiment has been a total success !

  31. Millenials, living in their make believe world.
    That’s how Justy got elected, he promised sweet nothings to this demographic. Truly, they are detached from reality

  32. It reminds me of geocaching mixed with the addiction a lot have for World of Warcraft.

  33. hey John, its make believe.
    How does capturing a Vapor thingy improve the Yutes lot in life?

  34. Did Bugs Bunny or Tweety ever have this kind of obsession?
    Its a F—ing cartoon character, the yutes have lost their minds.
    Mind you, its New York, it explains a lot

  35. Indulging in such intellectual confections gives them a sense of accomplishment without actually having to risk, let alone do, anything tangible. Maybe they hope it’ll look good on their CVs when they have to apply for a real job, one in which they will have real responsibilities and have to be accountable for their actions.
    Yeah, right.

  36. Yeah, can you imagine?
    “Reached 33rd level of achievement catching Vaporeon Pokeman.”
    And some will do that.

  37. Don’t laugh. Soon after I got my B. Sc., I had a boss like that. His engineering experience up to then was, on the whole, acquired by doing paper studies which had little relevance of the project I was working on. I had to deal with problems such as how to fit something into a space where there wasn’t much room and still comply with company standards.
    His response to my questions? “I’ve got lots of experience.” However, that experience, apparently, didn’t deal with things like I was working on.
    I shouldn’t have been surprised. He was a professional desk jockey who was interested only in advancing higher in the pecking order. Dealing with actual practical matters seemed beneath him.

  38. Yes, this is the group of twits who never voted before, who had no grasp of the issues involved, and who could be easily mobilized and manipulated by a Lieberal campaign of misinformation sent to their cell phones. There were enough of them to give JT the margin he needed to win.

  39. “Asteroid take us now”, or
    Where’s a good Muslim truck driver when you need him”?

  41. And this is the group from which Mark Zuckerberg hires his people. He publicly said that they are simply smarter than us old silverbacks.

  45. All Hillary has to do to win the election is adopt pokemon as her mascot.
    All those stupid young people will then vote for Hillary.
    Our technology is very advanced but it has made our people regress to semi caveman status.

  46. Now that he’s a gazillionaire, why shouldn’t he watch things go up in smoke? Watching things go to hell in a handbasket should provide him with hours of free entertainment.

  47. 15 years ago my son abandoned Pokemon cards for Magic. He eventually decided to grow up and abandoned Magic. The people are 2 steps away from growing up.

  49. These people should having sex to reproduce. This is why the Western Civilization will seize to exist.

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