It's Never the Attractive Ones

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On August 21, the world's first official, naked public performance art festival will occur in the streets of Biel, Switzerland, featuring projects from 18 international artists.

For two days, nakedness will be "employed as a sculptural element in dialogue with the architectural environment, ground structures and pedestrian traffic."

Book those tickets now.


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You are right. Why isn't it ever the attractive ones? Why is it that only the ugly ones think that anyone wants to look at their ugly bodies. It looks kinda like a slave market hoping someone will buy them.

So you are sure unsure of your own body, you have to display it for other's to ridicule? Makes sense to me...not.

One of my saddest moments was on a topless beach in Greece where after a few minutes looking at beautiful women with lovely breasts I thought now what. Then a woman walked by with a string bikini top and I said to myself, kind of sexy. Typical male mentality.

Just as stupid as those idiots in southern California going naked to protest plans to chop down some introduced eucalyptus treesits getting even more rediculous everyday

"Mommy, why do all those men watching the show in the bleachers have their hands in their pockets?"

'Islamization of Europe a good thing'

As concerns grow over the increasing number of Muslims in Europe, it appears not everyone is bothered by the issue, including an Israeli rabbi who even welcomes the phenomenon.

Rabbi Baruch Efrati, a yeshiva head and community rabbi in the West Bank settlement of Efrat, believes that the Islamization of Europe is actually a good thing.

"With the help of God, the gentiles there will adopt a healthier life with a lot of modesty and integrity, and not like the hypocritical Christianity which appears pure but is fundamentally corrupt," he explained.

Rabbi Efrati was asked to discuss the issue by an oriental studies student, who inquired on Judaism's stand toward the process Europe has been going through in recent years.

Following the election of a hijab-wearing Muslim woman as the mayor of the Bosnian city of Visoko for the first time in continent's history, the student asked the rabbi on the Kipa website: "How do we fight the Islamization of Europe and return it to the hands of Christians and moderates?"

Efrati wrote in response that the Islamization of Europe was better than a Christian Europe for ethical and theological reasons – as a punishment against Christians for persecuting the Jews and the fact that Christianity, as opposed to Islam, is considered "idolatry" from a halachic point of view.

www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4299673,00.html

On a topless beach in Italy three on the realities of the universe came together to ruin the experience

Light, gravity and time were not kind

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Because the attractive ones get paid to be seen nekkid in public and don't give it away for free, that's why.
The invisible hand that Adam Smith spoke of, so to speak.

I may attend,so, anyone know where I can find some cheap welder's goggles?

I remember when the Doukhobors used to parade naked in Vancouver in the 1960's, none of them were super models either,but at least they did it out of religious conviction.

"On a topless beach in Italy three on the realities of the universe came together to ruin the experience

Light, gravity and time were not kind"

I remember as a young backpacker in Europe encountering my first nude beach.

As a young testosterone-loaded male I had visions of lithesome European girls...

Well, OK, there were a few of those. But what I really learned was that humanity came in a wide variety of sizes and shapes, most not as flattering as the smooth lines of a French or Italian movie starlet.

I am still not sure who was more, er, eye-catching in the nude: elderly French dowagers or fat German businessmen.

Statistically this does not fit a bell curve, 90 % of people look better clothed

I kind of hope they all fly back home together, swarming a few TSA agents on the way.

I've been here Biel for the entire month with the temps in the low to mid thirties. Its been a great pedestrian street to sit,have a beer and watch the tanned beauties of youth stroll by. Thanks for the warning, time to move on.

beats sitting in McMahon Stadium in October waiting for some hefty mum Sask fan to walk by with her galoshes undone showing off her knee highs. something most locals in a 50 km radius might appreciate but not me ;)

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