33 Replies to “Asteroid, Take Us Now”

  1. Great Idea.
    I’m gonna die mine Pink,
    so the wife can finally see that I am not a male chauvinist pig..

  2. Considering what organizations that these women are captioned as belonging to I would suspect that they are already uni-brow, mentally if not physically.

  3. Yes, because that’s what empowers women – armpit hair. COLOURED armpit hair. Not learning a skill or a trade, or working hard to earn a degree in a STEM field, or learning how to maintain your own car, or learning how to hunt and fish, or any of a million other things which truly add value to your life. Nope, forget them. Just dye your armpit hair.

  4. “”When I saw Miley Cyrus do it, I was like, I have to do this,” Zulch said.”
    I read no further.

  5. I think we know where you are going with that. 😉
    Canadian Observer, yes, the mental capacities are about the same.

  6. Yes, but does it stop them from stinking? I didn’t think so.
    As Rush would say, feminism gives ugly women a chance to be seen in the media.

  7. Brazilian waxes and blue armpits…. can someone explain this to me? Or am I the only one that thinks the world is crazy? I have a 16 year old daughter, her class went swimming, 50% of the girls did not shave their armpits. She said it looked “great” with the tiny bikinis. Thankfully, she was not one of them – shaved armpits and no bikini. I have raised her with more true self esteem than that – she knows how to do things – fix fence, play piano, has the highest average in class, includes electrical, shop and all the math’s. She works hard. (Strangers stop her and tell her she is gorgeous… and all the girls hate her)It is a strange world we live in. Rural Saskatchewan.

  8. “Nose hairs are next…..”
    I am so in on this one!!!
    And I’ll raise the stakes (and shock value) by turning my ear hairs into a lovely shade of lime green. LMAO!!!

  9. I’m sure someone sooner or later will point out all the toxic chemicals used in the dyes, and that will be the end of it.

  10. The important question is: Does the rug match the curtains?
    Sorry Kate, couldn’t resist.

  11. This could be very helpful, one side red, one side green, could clear up a lot confusion for guys, if there are any guys that would actually be near a women who actually did this.

  12. Texas Canuck, take another look at the article.
    Disgustingly, your question is clearly answered.

  13. soooooooo. If I dye my pubes babysh1t green and my penis rainbow colors, do I get on TV?

  14. likely would be a bravery candidate like Bruce Jenner.
    no jumping on grenades anymore for bravery , its wearing a dress.
    maybe Barry Humphreys and Boy George should complain they were over looked.
    stop the world i want to get off.

  15. I think some sects of Muslims , men and women are required to shave their armpits .and maybe their pubes

  16. History repeats itself, we’re back to the old debate: “roll-on or spray”

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