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Hide your pecker: Senior clerics fighting for the Islamic State in Syria and Iraq have issued a diktat banning pigeon breeding as they claim the sight of the birds' genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam.


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This has to be a silly joke, if it isn't ISIS is running out of things charge people with as excuses to kill or torture. I would imagine it would take a pecker headed wacko to spot the genitalia of pigeons in flight.

Is this Islamic rule or are they simply obsessed with all things sexual? do they put coverings on the genitalia of their goats as well?

What about genitals on their old standby, camels? That must really get them going?

Bestiality? Gay Bestiality? Is there no depth to which they will not plunge?

They're flipping Islam the bird! That's haram.

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let's see how hard everybody is laughing when these guys march into mecca and call shotgun. you think america under obama is marching rearwards now... wait until the new caliphate starts negotiating with the isi in pakistan for nuclear weapons.

it's all fun and games until somebody loses a, well... major metropolitan population.

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Sex is only the excuse for public (probably western) consumption. There is a very old subculture in that region involving breeding pigeons. It may seem ridiculous, but breeding pigeons is a badass thing to do there. Getting killed over pigeon-centred disputes is not unheard of.

This the "there can only be one" nature of ISIL.

Liz: "do they put coverings on the genitalia of their goats as well?"

Liz, this is great suggestion. Since they bag their women, shouldn't they dress their goats in the full hazmat, too? For the same reasons? This is a question for the immans. Or for the great islamic scholar AliBama.

Marital bliss for these Islamic extremists is an ugly wife and a tame camel

The real solution is full burkas for these pigeons, who are too damned sexy for their own good.

Look out Kate, that totally stark-raving naked gopher on your website masthead may overexcite the delicate sensibilities of those jihadi nutters, prompting the usual death threats and fatwas. Especially since you can actually see the rodent genitalia, unlike with pigeons. On the other hand, at least they won't have to worry about rodentian pudenda flying overhead. In honour of this latest story, I'm playing Golden Earring's classic, "Pigeons to the Sky." That's also sure to offed ISIS, though they don't like any kind of music, let alone rock music about oigeons..

How are they going to communicate when their society enters the stone age??

Pigeon Peckers and now this-

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/06/02/pakistani-politican-blames-women-wearing-jeans-for-earthquakes/?intcmp=latestnews

Do you feel the earth moving?

A Pakistani politician says women wearing jeans can be blamed for earthquakes,
inflation and natural disasters.

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Earthquakes? That is a little harsh..

But I do believe that shapely French Canadian women wearing tight fitting jeans might cause a Tsunami.

Rehman reportedly said women who are not covered like a “sack of flour” are weapons of mass destruction to Pakistan.

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Kinda like an IED,
make you hiccup, eyes burn and your nose run..

Oh
"Damn, did you see that woman?"

SHAZZZAMM !!!

You can see pigeon genitals?

Reminds me of that Lorena Bobbitt joke.

She tosses John Wayne's winkie out the car window and it hits an old couples windshield going by. The man turns to his wife and says, wow, did you see the size of the dick on that fly?

From the sublime to the ridiculous. You just can't write this stuff. Who the hell can see a pigeon pecker as it flies overhead? I couldn't tell a difference between a male and a female if I had one of those ditch-hawks in my hands! (but I'll Google it in case one flies over)

Hey stop it, i've been around a long time but it will now take some careful cleaning to get the pigeon noodle soup off my computer

Now these you can see!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb0zPz_Op4

“A man can have $ex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orga$m. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.” – From Khomeini’s book, Tahrir al-Vasyleh, fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990

More here, not for the faint at hart and definitely NSFW, click on your own risk or better yet do not click at all, you have been warned: https://themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2013/06/15/irans-ayatollah-khomeini-and-qurans-endorsed-instructions-to-bestiality-and-necrophilia/


That was my question.

While I was growing up my dad raised homing pigeons, and was a member of a racing club. These birds fly hundreds of miles back to their home loft. After being imported by NA birders and accidentally released, some have even flown across the Atlantic to get back to their home loft in the Netherlands or Belgium. I could not tell the males from the females unless they were breeding. None had alternative lifestyles. My dad could tell the males from the females.

NeoLuddite, or a goat.

Some one said "look at that bird"

the most offensive thing on planet earth is islam and all it's followers.

This cannot be true.

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