Michael Moore vs. Jabba the Hutt

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The Hutt crime syndicate on Tatooine had their leader, Jabba. The American Leftist movement has Michael Moore as one of their leaders. Dear Mikey isn't very happy these days. Here's why:


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- and like Jabba the Hut , Moore (Pizza the Hut) leaves a slime trail

Enemy at the Gate.

I get the impression that no one much cares what Michael Moore has to say these days, even on the left.

And it's driving him nuts.

It really burned Michael Moore when he was exposed as a gargantuan hypocrite through the revelations produced by his divorce proceedings. What a duplicitous, nasty phony.

I was going to wait and buy the DVD since Eastwood is a great director. Now I have to ask myself if it's worth $12 to piss off Michael Moore by seeing it in the cinema?

Michael Moore vs Jabba the Hut? Hmm, how do you tell them apart?

They both babble nonsense but Jabba the Hutt doesn't wear glasses.

That is easily worth $12.

I'm waiting for the DVD, as usual.

"Michael Moore vs Jabba the Hut? Hmm, how do you tell them apart?"

Jabba is the one with morals. And a brain.

The first lesson you learn in an Army, Air Force, Marine, Navy aircraft is to always sneak up behind the enemy.

During a dogfight, Come down on him from out of the sun so he cant see you.

Get behind his exhaust so you can slap a heat seeking missile up his.

Never fire your cannons in his line of fire,
catch him from underneath, from above, or you guessed it, from behind.

These shoot him in the back tactics and also the art of sneaking into the clouds, or if they are too many enemy,
Run Away, Withdraw, to fight another day Were taught by The Red Baron,
Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen (2 May 1892 – 21 April 1918) with over 80 confirmed kills.
And I can assure That fat ass lump of shit Mickey Moore,
that The Red Baron was no coward.

From Wiki: In 2005 Time magazine named Moore one of the world's 100 most influential people.

I was planning on buying the DVD and Mike al-Moor is not going to influence my decision.

Where I live, a theatre ticket is $14 + tax. Times 2 is about the price of the DVD and I get to watch it in the comfort of my home, eating and drinking whatever I want, no feet stuck to the floor, no comments from strangers competing with the movie dialogue, I can pause it whenever I want to, and I can see it whenever I want as often as I want to.

I hear his EX-wife doesn't care much for him either. (-:

Well of course he hates Kyle. The guy killed something like 168 non-Rotarian fig farming goat feltchers! It is a pity his career ended so soon.

Although I dunno about the body count. He wrote that he potted about 16 of them as they tried to float across a river laden with guns n' ammo by shooting their floatation devices. When they deflated and sank, 4 mud flaps sank with them. Is that a confirmed kill - or just good clean fun?

By Godfrey, say what ya want about snipers...but Chris sure had excellent choice in enemies. Somebody should remind Fat Mike that his moslem friends attacking unarmed women and children with automatic rifles ain't particularly brave either.

Along with Slacious Crumb,Bib Fortuna,Sy Snoodles and the Max Rebo Band

The casualty rate among WWI front line pilots was effectively 100%, as makes no difference. (Some units (both sides) had 90%+ attrition PER MONTH, ) even advanced Training often had attrition in the 20-30% range per class...

And if you were lucky you died of getting shot, not burned alive in the wreckage.

Anyone who implies they were not brave, simply has no clue at all.

Heck. WWI Aviation makes WWI front line infantry seem almost a safe place for slackers.

I saw the movie in a theatre. It's really good. I've never seen a better "war" movie. It's mostly about the toll combat takes on war fighters and the impact of separation on military families—and not just a shoot-em-up—although there's plenty of that, too.

Moore the Hut's biggest problem is he hasn't made a hit movie for a really long time. All he's got left is trying to stay in the spotlight by trashing other people's hit movies and generally making a spectacle of himself.

Watching this blob's career crash and slowly burn away to nothing is a source of great entertainment.

One of hasn't made any movies, and the other hasn't made any good movies.

“Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common – we both appreciate living in a country where there’s free expression. But, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera – I’ll kill you. I mean it.” ~ Clint Eastwood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60YK8

Jabba has much fresher breath and a higher standard of personal hygiene. Also dresses better.

Jabba)Micheal Moore)The Hutt has a big fat butt

Let me fix that headline for you Kate.

Fraud, Charlatan and Liar Insults American War Hero.

You don't have to look to the States for leftist defectors. I had my comment deleted by CBC.Ca on the following story.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/israeli-strike-in-syria-kills-senior-hezbollah-figures-1.2917260

My comment was: ''Hats off to Israel!''

Now you know who's side Justin Trudeau's network is on!

Great question, and I see that there are a lot of correct answers. Typical leftist slob.

I ordered it, the Imitation game, and for the gkids, The Hobbit, The Battle of the Five Armies, from Amazon. Much cheaper that way than driving 60 k. Besides cheaper popcorn at home.

Can anyone verify the Uncle killed by a sniper story? Frankly (IMO) Mikey's "My uncle was killed by an evil cowardly (likely Republican) sniper" story sounds about as believable as Lena Dunham's "I was raped by Barry the Republican with a moustache" story.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

Patton

"Can anyone verify the Uncle killed by a sniper story?"

It hardly matters. Even if he was, how was being killed by a sniper any worse than being killed by an artillery round? Or in a firefight by an infantryman? Or by a bomb dropped from an aircraft?

Snipers are a legitimate military capability; why would a force not avail itself of them?

Accusations that they are somehow "evil" or "cowardly" are sentimentalist rubbish and irrelevant to the prosecution of warfare.

Anyone who displeases Moore the Hutt gets fed to either the Rancor or the Salaoc pit STAKE HIM OUT FOR THE BONEGNAWERS their big ferocoiBirds of Prey on Tatooie and they like a nice serving of Hypotcrit

Do you think when the families in WWII got THE telegram - they were told it was because a sniper, bombs, etc? (well maybe prison camp ... well after the fact).

Out of the 291,557 US combat deaths in WWII how many were investigated to the extent that the cause of death could be said to be "a sniper"?

Can we safely say that the fat bastards claims defy logic?

Sorry JJM - that last comment wasn't directed to you , or anyone.

JJM >

“.......how was being killed by a sniper any worse than being killed by an artillery round?”

As pointed out on another thread, where is Michael Moore on Obamba sitting in a Washington cubicle ordering real time drone strikes on people, including families and non-combatants?

He orders the strike, watches it on real-time video monitors, and then goes golfing for the day.

Crickets

Obamba sitting in a Washington cubicle ordering real time drone strikes.

good comment.

Also Posted by: ural,

None of our family members were ever told if anyone died from disease, accident, or enemy fire.

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As usual that fat, leftists, lump of shit, is still telling lies.

When he opens his mouth it is for lies or glutton.....

Yeah I would call BS on the uncle....

However there are statistics that alleged some 80% of casualties in both WWs were from artillery.....I suspect that is an unfounded guess/opinion.

Fog of war.....

In a war zone, with the fog of war, how can anyone tell if someone is killed by a sniper round or if it was a just stray bullet or even shrapnel?

Even if we take Moore at his word (let's say a buddy in his uncle's unit later informed the family that he had been killed by a German sniper), it doesn't change the fact that his opinion of the role of the sniper is sentimentalist clap-trap and irrelevant to their employment in military operations.

I agree.

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