"Is That A Fat Wad Of Research $$$ In Your Pocket?"

Another trial balloon filled with Globull Warming weasel words to frighten the ignorami.
Strange how all the "important crises" today re GW seem to occur in distant remote areas
only accessible to the Gaia anointed.

Next they will angling for research money to fund "polar bear strength V*agra"...

Cheers

Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group 'True North'

One wonders how many polar bears they had to kill in order to extract the baculum samples mentioned in this study?

Shrunken weenies. Limp dicks. Who'd a thunk it? Some polar bears are Socialists.

Its cold up here, really cold.

Soon the Greenpeace idiots will be stetting up Commune with Gaia meditation centers

They just never give up , do they ? No matter how ludicrous or lame, they know that once the MSM publishes this garbage it will become the truth for all the brain dead Suzuki fans. And the MSM will publish it, and no neutral source will peer review this crap, and we all know it will be on CBC/CTV/Global during prime time news without even a hint that this is part of a activist driven agenda. Just another confirmation that the left doesn't know dick. Just another premature evaluation. Heh.

"These chemicals enter the atmosphere at lower latitudes where they were used, and are then deposited down from the cold polar air, so Arctic animals are more highly exposed than animals in more temperate or equatorial regions," University of Florida researcher Margaret James (who wasn't involved in the study) told New Scientist."

Rachel Carson wannabe.
It should be noted that the science behind polar bear reproduction is likely as robust as the science behind Global Warming, by which I mean it's total bunkum.
Let us not forget that these are the same 'scientists' that wouldn't allow Canada's leading polar bear expert to attend their conference a couple of years ago because he said that the polar bear population was at an historic high.

Junk science:

"Various mammals, though not humans, have a penis bone, also known as penile bone or baculum. Its exact function is unclear: it could be just a by-product of evolution, or it may help support the penis or stimulate the female during mating."

"they found a link between high PCB levels and low baculum density, although James notes that the analysis was not strong enough statistically to prove that PCBs are the cause of lower bone densities."

And this gets published?

'I was in the water, IN THE WATER...
Do women(scientists) know about shrinkage'?
-signed George the exasperated polar bear.

What pervert has been around Polar Bears "parts" long enough to know what size they were in the first place?

Just askin'.

Cut their funding past bear bones please and reduce my taxes.

The leftists have sex on their "brains", first and foremost. It was inevitable that their "thoughts" should come around to polar bear sex. I bet the leftists want to experience it first hand!!

They really don't have a clue do they - I mean you can sell a metrosexual anything - particularly if you equate his phobia of shrunken penis syndrome into an enviro con.

Did anyone ask the female bears for their view on the matter?

My Bro was a welder on a Petro Canada fuel tank project in the far north. One of the cooks was headed for a garbage disposal unit holding a large cast iron fry pan filled with bacon fat when out of nowhere, a large male polar bar came running towards him. The cook was from France, he had worked in the merchant marine, the most vicious animal he had most likely encountered up until that day were the rats in the galley of ageing grain ships.

As luck would have it, a worker just happened to be driving by in a Sno-Cat. He chased the bear away, but not before the bear stood up on his hind paws to expose his 8-10 foot frame.

Question: Given that they can stand over 10 feet tall, who would be brave enough to check the length, the strength or the diameter of their penises?? Just thought I'd ask! Yes I know they can be tranquilized, however they have been know to wake up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFD3BH1IexA

I wonder,if I say I believe in global man made polar bear killing glacier dissolving change will I get a private airplane or yacht or paid invites to any number of locations around the world that I will never see if I just stick with the truth?

Polar bear populations have made a truly remarkable recovery from about 5,000 to 25,000 by most estimates - all during a period of shrinking arctic sea ice.

Shows that it's not the size of the baculum that matters!

The study is flawed, as prior data comes from pee rings, where the current data is ultra-sound.

Have it both ways, coming and going. PCBs are in their food..."Climate change leads to food scarcity, which makes polar bears skinnier. And if they've got less body mass, then smaller doses of environmental pollutants will be enough to cut off their reproductive chances."

I thought eating less meant there is less toxin ingested. But climate change (warming) results in more food, not less. Maybe too much procreation is making them skinny.

Okay, who is going to go up to the bear and tell him his willy is shrinking and can we remeasure it again?

Just askin'

Q. What do bears call bicyclists? A. Meals on wheels

So when a polar bear has a boner, it like ... really, man ... like really has a boner?

Without the real bone (like the bone, bone) we managed to get 6 billion ... what do the bears have?

Why are the bears worried about this?

Why aren't the bears

Did anyone think to ask the bears if they were in the pool?

Heard a rumour from the polar bears, some of the scientists had chipped teeth.