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Jogging Didn't Help

By David Thompson on October 8, 2014 9:14 AM | 15 Comments

Menfolk, avert your eyes.

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Henry | October 8, 2014 9:24 AM | Reply

Ouch!

Snagglepuss | October 8, 2014 9:55 AM | Reply

What the "Member" for Papineau needs.... draw off two pints.

otterdriver | October 8, 2014 9:59 AM | Reply

Jogging and an ice bath...not what I would have prescribed.

Political Junkie | October 8, 2014 10:39 AM | Reply

The article was not clear on why he apparently did not use the normal way of relieving the swelling. That would have been my preferred choice before allowing doctors to poke me with a needle.

One would think that some female would have helped him out on purely humanitarian grounds!

Or was it simply that Harrogate ladies are not a compassionate group?

However, having established an enviable public record for stamina his social calendar may now be full; a good follow-up opportunity for the reporter.

indiana homez | October 8, 2014 10:57 AM | Reply

He must have been "Juicing".

Oz | October 8, 2014 12:13 PM | Reply

The tried and true method of relief would be staring a Helen Thomas photos with an Alanis Morissette CD playing to get the mood right.

Mississauga Matt | October 8, 2014 1:29 PM | Reply

One of the many reasons why I am not a doctor.

richfisher | October 8, 2014 4:09 PM | Reply

No way I'm looking!

rabbit | October 8, 2014 4:35 PM | Reply

Did he try watching The View? That's better than a cold bath in my book.

But out of curiosity, how do you walk into an emergency clinic with this condition? Do you wear an overcoat? What do you tell reception? What do you tell your mother?

RGB replied to comment from Oz | October 8, 2014 5:02 PM | Reply

I had to check out images of Helen Thomas as I didn't know her. Damn you're right, she must be the great granddaughter of the Wicked Witch of the West, of whom Alanis sounds like. I've always thought a mental image of Whoopi Sh*t,er, Goldberg was a sure-fire cure for premature ejaculation,but if that doesn't work, I'm sure your suggestion will. Also Yoko Ono, both audio and visual.
Done. no more cheap shots.

Revnant Dream | October 8, 2014 6:59 PM | Reply

Two pints of blood. Well I guess the Ladys have a point when saying Men have no brain when the wee thing decides to play

nold | October 8, 2014 11:05 PM | Reply

Reminds me of the old-timer's reply to his friend who was talking about using Viagra:
'I likely won't be using it for the same reason you don't see a new flag pole on a condemned buiding'

Black Mamba | October 8, 2014 11:47 PM | Reply

Last line's the killer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU#t=95

Black Mamba | October 8, 2014 11:49 PM | Reply

That was supposed to start at 1:35, damn its eyes.

nold | October 9, 2014 8:25 AM | Reply

Black M I've seen some of those Seinfeld bits more times than I can count and each time they're still laugh out loud funny.

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nold: Black M I've seen some of those Seinfeld bits more read more
Black Mamba: That was supposed to start at 1:35, damn its eyes. read more
Black Mamba: Last line's the killer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU#t=95 read more
nold: Reminds me of the old-timer's reply to his friend who read more
Revnant Dream: Two pints of blood. Well I guess the Ladys have read more
RGB: I had to check out images of Helen Thomas as read more
rabbit: Did he try watching The View? That's better than a read more
richfisher: No way I'm looking! read more
Mississauga Matt: One of the many reasons why I am not a read more
Oz: The tried and true method of relief would be staring read more

Jogging Didn't Help

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