Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 30 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car

If you think that mass transit in Canuckistan is bad, try
Southern California! I used to ride the L.A. Metro bus and
rail lines for several years.

Try sitting near a smelly bum that has not showered in a year!
It is so bad that the odor would drive the maggots off a Civil
War Gut Wagon. And oh, BTW he/she has a constitutional right
to make anyone near him/her puke!

Then you have the inner city denizens playing "Rape da Ho, kill
da Pig rap at 90 Decibels (That is a unit of sound measurement
North of 60.)

Then you have the drunk who boards the bus and proceeds to spill
three quarts of puke in the aisles.

I have reached the point in my life where I would gladly trade
it all for the relative calm of some prick giving me the finger
on a bus in Canada, so long as I could bring the horny feral
Tomcat I rescued from a paper mill!

By the way, when I use the "C" it is with the utmost love and
respect. I do not yet get Hockey (With the exception of Slap
Shot and the Hansen Brothers,) but I do understand good people
trying to survive in an insane world run by liberal assholes!

I once did a lot of work as a Millwright in an L.A. area
hospital. There was a great guy there who lent me The
Harvest Of Sorrow back in the 90's. He was a citizen of
Canada and a true conservative who wore a Clinton Backward
running watch. Frank, if you are out there and reading this
Blog, contact me!

Proving the intrinsic limitation of the system: people don't use public transit because they want to. They use it because they have to.

Hipster

I hope the guy wasn't Jewish. The beard and accent made me wonder.

When nice, regular, honest women live in the world that feminists created.

The only thing worse would have been his having moved the bag, which would have meant she would have to sit next to him.

Oh wow. I had the same thought about the link to feminism.

I ride the subway to/from work - not because I like mass transit - just because it's easier than battling rush-hour traffic.

I'm sure that feminists would say it's because of some deep hatred I secretly harbor for women. But I'm old fashioned in that I don't think it's right for a woman to stand while I (an able-bodied man) am seated. So, in the past, when a woman would board and there were no other seats available, I always used to stand and make the seat available. A few years ago, however, I started to notice that most women no longer politely accept the offer. More often than not, they give me a look like I have two heads or I've just asked them if I could eat their shoes.

Invariably, while I'm standing there feeling that I'm somehow dirty for what I've done, some young punk squeezes past and takes the now-liberated seat.

Where were the "men" on that bus?

Enjoy the new world your feminism has created ladies.

I am just getting started. He now goes by the Name John Yalta.

I am just getting started. He now goes by the Name John Galt.

"You'll never get me Lucky Charms!"

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He probably prays to Allah 5 times a day and has firecrackers in his bag

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I am still young enough to enjoy kicking the crap outta these little hipster fags . It would definatley be worth the assault charge.