The prize-winning oratory in the Cross Examination Debate Association’s national championship:
Uh, man’s sole “jabringing” object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!

Personally, I find it a real challenge to debate someone if I can’t understand a damn word they say. I saw the video the other day and dismissed it as an “Onion” contribution. If its real, then it moves the bar for pathetic.
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What the hell was that??
That gibberish of that sort would even be entertained, let alone condoned and rewarded is beyond my comprehension.
The once great USA is not on the slippery slope to its destruction; it’s already there.
If Barack Obama had daughters, would they behave like this? Apparently, there is no “trophy for everyone” policy anymore. Just hand it over to the ones who act the most hysterical and delusional. America is screwed!
dat be Ebonics cracker , knowwadimsaying
As we all know,the object of debating in high school or college is to prepare the student to present an idea to interested parties,such as employers or committees, in a coherent manner.
The teachers/professors are committing a massive “fail” of these students if they imagine that this gibberish will serve them in the real world.
The spokesman for CEDA yaks on about racism,and states that anyone who doesn’t see the value of the students debating methods is simply a racist.
I’d suggest that any instructor who would send his students out into the world beyond academia, with these debating “skills” is the racist. I hope these students education is free,because it isn’t worth anything.
I guess water has a way of finding its own leval.
If this is what they strive for they have succeeded with bells on.
There is room for dispair here.
Dispair for the fact that these children will be handed a document that assures they are well equipped to take their place in the real,adult world.
Clearly they are not.
Perhaps this explains the level of violence among this element of US society. At best it is am indicator of frustration and envy…but mostly:
“What we have here is failure to communicate.”
I don’t care who you are, that ain’t funny.
If you didn’t believe in conspiracy’s to overthrow the US before you should believe in them now.
Yes, and it has been apparent in many areas of society for quite some time.
I’d do the one 2nd from right.
As Kathy would say…those guys should have picked their own cotton. The United Soviet America is developing quite well. To me,the really sad part is these people do not even realize how they are being used and degraded. One can only hope it will come back to haunt their handlers.
Pimping the mindless into slavery has its showcases and this is a clear example of progressives encouraging a degraded minority culture to flourish in existential subsistence. I think one comment summed up the situation from a blunt but realistic perspective: “They made noises until whitey appeared and gave them a shiny object.”
Who, like me, thought the guy making the fine debating point, ignored by the winners, regarding Presidential War measures of spearing motion while yelling “Yah yah Yaaaah and then pose like a 1940’s pyschopath fascist dictator had locked up the cup?
Game Right?
I know.
The chicks had no credible retort and as such, I thought, damaged their argument irrevocably.
I call fix!
When one is “debating” with individuals who consider creation of a psychotic word salad as a valid tactic, then the response from a rational debater should either be the intramuscular injection of 10 mg of Haloperidol or a well placed .45 round depending on the psychotic individuals response to logic.
I’ve seen schizophrenic patients who make way more sense than these devolved beached whales. Likely this group of useless eaters will blame “white privelage” for their failure to get jobs when they’ve made absolutely certain that they have made themselves completely unemployable except as token affirmative action hires.
Was it written in cursive?
Got yer cabin built and yer ammo stockpiled?
That’s terrifying.
The problem to me is that people of that intellectual ilk aren’t even good as cannon fodder, they cost to much to feed & are un-trainable & cause problems. Seriously net drags on society, their very presence drags down the rest of us.
Unless you go the full Stalin and send wave after wave of them ( with no training of note, aka destructive punishment battalions) off towards the machine guns to force the enemy to run out of ammo and burn out the artillery barrels stopping them.
Jeez.
If this is the work product of the best and brightest, what skills do the average students possess? Wood U like friis with dat?
The twit from CEDA ranting that any criticism was racism or bigotry is just a white enabler of the problem. No wonder comments were disabled. Gibberish is gibberish regardless of the skin colour (color y’all) associated. Can you envisage any of these “debaters” giving a speech in Congress or representing their nation in a UN debate?
I think our academia inherited the mindset that approved that idiocy from our neighbors, but I could http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/mt/eydhydtReg.cgi/captcha/1/35Epwz4cSCjHWnBqs3SutUSaoUFUseKgaslZUozGbe wrong.
Reminds me of Eddie Murphy’s old SNL sketch, Buckwheat Sings.
‘unce, tice, fee times a mady’
Or
‘she gah Beddy Daybeh eye’
Repeat after me … “Diversity is our strength!”
Oh itz real baby, you witebred craker halfbrees mutherphucher. its real babee. imgonna kill yapasty ass.Yep that be what i do motherphucker
Because white.
They certainly made a telling point about white privilege.
Correct, if slangy, usage is just so damned white it hurts.These poor children have been failed by their parents, failed by their teachers and are now being mocked worldwide. And they are, no doubt honour students. Remember Treyvon’s girlfriend? They had to subtitle her testimony.
Some evil teacher was too damned ignorant to stop these poor children from making fools of themselves.
Chocolate covered watermelons. Mmmmmm.