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IF......

Everything I have witnessed about the Rob Ford saga tells me he should be PMSH's next choice for the senate.

Gluttony, arrogant entitlement, poor choice of friends.... the public will just assume he appointed another journalist.

If... then the Toronto Star reporters would have handed over the Somali pushers to the Metros who would have kept the details under wraps.

Without a doubt.

#ifRobFordwasObama, guess over whose homes the helicopters / drones would be hovering.

Wait, I'm confused. I thought that the Star reporters were drones?

If Rob Ford was Obama, then the crack habit would be consistent with his physical appearance.

Try as they may it seems like the general public is ignoring the MSM's cry for his head and simply acknowledging that the man has his faults, but is still three chins above the typical Toronto politician. Must drive the CBC/CTV/Global and Star groupies nuts to see how little effect they have in dethroning this man. His approval rating has not suffered as much as the egos of those that thought they had the power to rid the city of this right wing barbarian who just won't toe the politically correct line. How dare he try to run a city with the overburdened taxpayer in mind and not kissing union asses. If he hangs in there much longer it might rub off on the rest of the province and they too might demand some bureaucratic relief. The horror !

If Rob Ford was Obamba:

The CRA (IRS) would have investigated and threatened every person reporting it, who the NSA would have already “bugged” before the TSA put them on a “No Fly List”, just prior to the DHS putting them in “Indefinite detention”.

But he would be loved and worshipped by “Liberal Canada” as a Messiah because he would be black, which is all that really matters in the end isn't it.

If Rob Ford was Obama: "What difference does it make?"

David Southam >

"If Rob Ford was Obama: "What difference does it make?""

You RACIST SOB!

Ford is the Mayor of Toronto, elected by the citizens of that city, he has no jurisdiction over any other part of Canada.

Why are the media maggots giving him national coverage? Because he's been accused, not convicted of smoking crack? Because he has declared himself to be a Conservative?

What's the real reason the maggots and the police go into National Inquirer mode, following him around, going through his garbage? Who are they protecting?

"...Ford is the Mayor of Toronto, elected by the citizens of that city, he has no jurisdiction over any other part of Canada.

Why are the media maggots giving him national coverage? Because he's been accused, not convicted of smoking crack? Because he has declared himself to be a Conservative?
What's the real reason the maggots and the police go into National Inquirer mode, following him around, going through his garbage? Who are they protecting?.."

Hear, hear! Who indeed.

If Ford was Obama, the Toronto (Red) Star would be running articles about the health benefits of cocaine use. And why being 300lbs is awesome.

Video? What video?

Oh, and the Toronto Chief of Police would be getting investigated for drawing swastikas in the executive bathroom.

That's how it would be if Ford was Obama.

And that's why I have not bought a Toronto (Red) Star since about 1985. Because why the h3ll would I pay for that?

This phones and emails would be intercepted, and their corn chutes would be doubled in size.

If Rob Ford was Obama we'd all be Rob Ford.

If Rob Ford was Obama .... Bill Blair would be checking parking meters for the rest of his career.

The only conclusion to be drawn from the Rob Ford flap is: in the last election, the citizens of Toronto had to choose between two drug abusers with extensive criminal ties. And, they chose the less dangerous of them. It's good news, really, when you think about it.

Liberals believe people are too stupid to run their own lives, smart enough to run yours.

- from a Brietbart comments thread.

Funny how the left that once hated Bill Blair for his involvement in the G20 protester arrest's, now are cheering him on for slandering a Conservative.

If Rob Ford was Obama, obese would be cool, cocaine would be a covered medication by Obamacare and and he'd be getting media praise for coaching a football team of poor black kids from the projects named the Sambos.

Interesting comments on Global tonight--it seems that their reporter are now experts on addictions and addictive behaviour. For people who do little more than read for a living they are certainly full of themselves. Give me Rob Ford over Calgary's purple prince anytime!