Caption Contest: The Winners

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Bumped for announcement of our winners. First the runners-up:

Leave a quarter... I'm not at my other job either. - andycanuck

Obama's Telepromter falls on Hard times - dkjones

Ergonomic ... ATM .... BETA ..... Model! - Joe Molnar

And the winner is...

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Signposts. Doing the jobs that American's won't do. -Iowa Jim

Send me an email, I'll get you fixed up with a book.

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Photo credit, SDA Norm: "three hours before this picture was taken your standard mope was bumming money from motorists exiting I-40 onto Eubank Blvd, Albuquerque, New Mexico. I guess he had better things to do, but wanted to maximize his profit potential by strapping his sign and deposit box to a nearby post to keep the good times rolling."

I'm stumped for a headline, so here's your chance at a free book from the expansive SDA free book library. Contest closes Saturday at midnight.


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Change we can believe in.

Or maybe (Spare) change we can believe in...

Try your luck...Only 25ยข !!

Reader tips?

I gave at the office.

I gave at the office.

Another reason to recycle: Cardboard boxes need homes too!

Hope. And change?

"Gone to wash the Jag. Back in 20 minutes"

Thanks to Obamacare, in order to avoid penalties bums must now beg on a part time basis only.

Occupy Elsewhere tests Panhandling on the Honor System

These days bums are so lazy they're just phoning it in.

Rachel Corrie impersonator

An anorexic living statue needs help.

Signing up for Obamacare,
be back shortly

Advising Obama. Back if the US Defaults.

Advising Obama. Back if the Check Doesn't Clear

Advising Obama. $10,000 Minimum

Beamed up to the mothership for tea, crumpets, and a fully invasive body scan. Please give generously to fund my addiction to liberal governments.

One of Kathleen Wynnes proposed "Revenue Tools".

Highway "workers" furloughed due to government shut down

Signposts. Doing the jobs that American's won't do.


"3 tries for a quarter!!"

Free Sign! I've gone to work on the HealthCare.Gov website.

Obama's Telepromter falls on Hard times

Exciting new franchise opportunity!

Homeless score victory from Human rites tribunal, now freed from the emotionally shattering task of holding their own signs. Government to provide 10 billion in funds to research sign holding technology. Obama "If I had a son that was homeless, I wouldn't want to see him holding a sign"

Ergonomic ... ATM .... BETA ..... Model!

Great of Joe! Beta

Entrepreneurial homeless man builds financial empire through diversification.

Free Loader:-)))

The American Dream

"Gone to pick up my food stamps and disability check. Back in 30 minutes."

Leave a quarter... I'm not at my other job either.

Service reduced due to federal government shutdown.

Back Soon, I'm sure... at library signing up for Obamacare.

Business proposition "Make money from the comfort of your home"

"No US paper money please"

Obamacare has driven even the homeless into part-time work.

My other cardboard box is my house!

Be back shortly, gone for fish soup.

...because you really don't want to see the homeless!!!

Obama is going to get me a phone

"My curriculum vitae has several other examples of my vast multitasking abilities"

Franchise opportunities available now!

Meth trade slow due to shutdown. Please help.

Unavailable due to government shutdown.

(donations and taxes still accepted)

My Bank's at EuBank

No debt ,no ceiling !

After Ezra Levant's ground-breaking reportage yesterday on The Source, Suzuki feared his revenue streams would soon dry up, so he decided it was time to diversify...

Coming this fall on Fox: "The Invisible Panhandler"!

Illegal "Poles" now doing the jobs illegal Mexicans won't. :)

Out to Lunch.

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