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I'd like to buy...

By lance on September 20, 2013 2:00 PM | 11 Comments

Grow apple trees and honey bees,
And snow white turtle doves

I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing

h/t antelope

11 Comments

anonymous coward | September 20, 2013 2:20 PM | Reply

Cdn not haha

scar | September 20, 2013 2:57 PM | Reply

The only news here is that some retard couldn't figure it out and complained.

E. Fudd | September 20, 2013 3:04 PM | Reply

Retard, Douche. Ain't bilingualism grand?

Justthinkin | September 20, 2013 3:08 PM | Reply

Wait until the fruit-cakes figure out that Evian spelled backwards is Naive.

Jamie MacMaster | September 20, 2013 3:12 PM | Reply

Oh Dear. See what happens when you contract with the IPCC to do your messaging?

JJM | September 20, 2013 6:35 PM | Reply

"Oh Dear."

Eau Dear, surely?

K Stricker | September 20, 2013 6:46 PM | Reply

Je suis en retard parce-que ma douche etait froid.

Vraiement.

TheTooner | September 20, 2013 7:28 PM | Reply

"You retard". If you buy their vitamin water they are entitled to express their opinion of you.

eastern paul | September 21, 2013 9:18 AM | Reply

you retard? oops!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
That's funny, ha ha ha ha!

Occam | September 21, 2013 10:05 AM | Reply

Obviously retardation is genetic.

ebt | September 23, 2013 2:03 PM | Reply

This story ran in most of the weekend papers, but only the Calgary Herald credited the journalist who was given this assignemnt to write up. He was Bob Drinkwater. I wish him a long career as CP's beverage-issue correspondent.

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ebt: This story ran in most of the weekend papers, but read more
Occam: Obviously retardation is genetic. read more
eastern paul: you retard? oops! Ha ha ha ha ha ha That's read more
TheTooner: "You retard". If you buy their vitamin water they are read more
K Stricker: Je suis en retard parce-que ma douche etait froid. Vraiement. read more
JJM: "Oh Dear." Eau Dear, surely? read more
Jamie MacMaster: Oh Dear. See what happens when you contract with the read more
Justthinkin: Wait until the fruit-cakes figure out that Evian spelled backwards read more
E. Fudd: Retard, Douche. Ain't bilingualism grand? read more
scar: The only news here is that some retard couldn't figure read more

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