Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car

16 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 20 Random Hitchhikers Into Your Car”

1. That is the recommended treatment for epididymal hypertension.

2. Probably Dildo McDinky having happy thoughts about the dickheads who voted for him.

3. NAH!!!!!! He was just having a stiff one.

4. Rubbing himself to stop erections? Isn’t that kind of the point?

5. Riding private transit is putting yourself at the mercy of drivers who think that their SUVs are submarines.
   Does your new van have a snorkel, Ms. McMillan?

6. He’s probably a vacationing Swede.

7. Never a week goes by that I don’t wonder how today’s world compares to Sodom and Gomorrah.

8. So you were driving one of the other buses in Ottawa, eh John?

9. “Seek the help of a bus ride for an erection lasting more than 4 hours.” (New Viagra and Cialis commercials)

10. perverts………

11. Hah! If you ever see me coming toward you behind the wheel of any kind of vehicle you had better run like H*** to get out of the way. My “driving skills” are Not Nice.
    The busways in Ottawa are well designed and constructed and it is easy to see that a bus driver might have become mesmerised by the lack of idiots behind the wheels of ordinary private transport.

12. That’s silly, everyone knows you apply ice to stop the swelling.

13. John, did you know that VIA trains will actually leave their tracks and hunt down innocent buses that are just driving along minding their own business?
    Seems kinda scary to me. I’m going to stick with my private transit solution. Better than sticking to the bus seat, if you see what I mean.

14. Rubbing himself to stop erections.
    Genius. Naked, unadulterated genius.
    I never have ideas like that.
    Me stupid.

15. Wandering hand syndrome?

16. Very unprogressive attitude toward self pleasure. … He should move to Sweden, the land where WANKING is Legal (as long as you don’t aim it in someone’s direction). … http://goo.gl/pb8tCo