Deny THIS, Deniers

But I thought it was Samoli Pirates..
As the rates of piracy rose so did this totally fictious average annual global temperature, as reporting of samoli piracy faded so did the this imaginary average temperature, while still being expressed as accurate to 0.001 of a degree celcius.
The Catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming meme is an intelligence test, shame modern academia is full of fools.

The hypocrisy and lack of anything beyond Stage One thinking of the Left is staggering!

Examples:
- They fight over pipelines but say little to nothing about transporting oil by rail.
- They demand an end to burning carbon, fail to acknowledge that solar & wind won't meet our needs, but refuse to allow new nuclear plants to be built.
- They encourage more windmills be erected but refuse to admit that these same devices are slaughtering birds.
- They force an end to burning coal in Britain but are okay with cutting down wood in the U.S. and shipping it over there.

With apologies to Jack Nicholson:

Q: How can you write about the Leftist mind so well?

A: I start with an average person and then remove all logic and accountability.

Love the 'satire' heading.
Wonder if Goracle and Co. would recognize that they are being mocked?

soon to come to you, a preventive rail tax

Pure wit.

On a somewhat related note:

The Montreal, Maine and Atlantic Railway has filed for bankruptcy in the US and Canada. The company's insurers, who can tell the difference between an unfortunate accident and criminal negligence, refused to pay out on MMA's policies. That leaves MMA incapable (or so the people of the United States and the Queen are told) of paying the cost of cleaning up the mess they made in Lac-Megantic, which will cost several times the firm's estimated net worth.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/story/2013/08/07/business-megantic-mma.html

In a better-ordered world than this one, the Queen would have authorized the people of Lac-Megantic to settle accounts with Mr. Burkhardt the only way that would come close to doing so---tying him to a pole, dousing pole and man with the volatile petroleum product of their choice, setting it alight and putting the resulting spectacle on Youtube as a warning to others. As it is, the only winner is likely to be Warren Buffett, who doubtless will be only too happy to pick up a new railroad for a dollar, and for whom the needless death of fifty people is a cost of doing business, not a calamity.

blame obama

Hummmmmm. The Montreal(full of french parasites)the Maine(full of DemocRATS)and the Atlantic(full of welfare leftards) has no money.Gee.Who would have thunk it? And BTW,for the millionth time,diesel fuel does not explode.I wonder what they where really carrying.

I'm offended.
He didn't mention Canadian rail disasters.

Geeze!
If I'd only not bought those lottery tickets the Earth would not be in such JEPARDY!!!

There have been a lot of accidents in the general area of petro-chemicals in the past year or so. Does anyone else think this might not be a random occurrence?

Know a very big player in the oil biz, good man.

He would agree 100% with this statistic.

He thinks people opposed to pipelines are fools.

What dreadful writing:

"Disregarding a three hour temper tantrum it through around Cape Lyon last night, the wind has been behaving extremely well."

"Early in the trip, while camping on a beach, a polar bear leaped on their tent and mauled them" (I wonder how a polar bear camps...)

&c.

Sorry - mixed up threads...

Yeah well, railways have been well regulated for about 150 years.

The "Big Hill" (long replaced by the spiral tunnels) was too steep but the regulatory authority gave a special exemption...with many conditions.....speed limits, # of cars in a train and so on.