23 Replies to “Shoulda Claimed He Was Napoleon”

  1. Why should anyone really care about him? Least of all his sexual self mutilation.
    It boggles the mind.

  2. The Canadian Armed Forces regularly solves problems between people’s ears by cutting off their dick. There is a lineup of people to join the forces, of course, without mentioning their pre-existing medical condition. Instead of solving a psychological problem psychologically, the medical profession prefers genital mutilation.

  3. Of all the names, why “Chelsea”? “Brenda” is a much better name, and it would have made more sense.
    Or, if you were going full white trash, “Brandine”.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_MLtoyO2E
    (BTW, how disturbing is it that it is almost impossible to find a Simpsons clip on Youtube that isn’t in Spanish?)

  4. You can tell that the government of the United States is no longer serious about security when they give will give clearances for purely political reasons to mentally ill people like Manning. You get a department with a few like little Bradly/Chelsea in it, you may as well phone up Vladimir Putin and tell him the admin passwords to the network servers.
    Forward! Or maybe just “lean forward!”

  5. “Coombs also said Manning has already made some new friends at the prison “who accept her for who she is.”
    LOL! You BET there are guys in prison who are happy to accept “her”for what she’ll DO for them!
    There was another of those infamous “studies” in Britain a few years back,that concluded that people who wanted to change their sex were NOT a “man trapped in a woman’s body” or vice versa, but simply a person who was seriously mentally ill.
    Didn’t get much traction though in this new age of tolerance, read: lunacy.

  6. So true.And s/h/it will get “broken in” quite quickly in general population.Of course,s/h/it will probably be in isolation.A committed traitor in with other members of the forces,would not last so long.Save the taxpayers some money.

  7. Wonder if “Chelsea” will experience a “phantom” dick in the same way people who lose limbs still feel them?

  8. Has anyone figured out how bottom rung intelligence people can each steal around a million documents each without a gong going off somewhere in the system. A green private gets access to the complete intelligence computer system. Why is no general or colonel locked up in the next cell for incompetence?

  9. Hey! Mind the use of the word “phantom” there Liz. ~:)
    What they do with the trannie surgery is worse than mere amputation. They turn the guy’s whatsit inside out and stuff it up inside. So its still there, but backwards.
    The internal scarring must be interesting to say the least. And painful. Wow.
    The surgery they do to women doesn’t bear repeating. Take it from me, there are some things you just don’t want to know. I wish I didn’t know. Ew.
    So yeah, these people are seriously f-ed in the head and not who you want in your government offices at the DMV, much less in some intelligence operation.

  10. Can the news get any weirder? Seriously, this is end of days type stuff. What will the headlines look like in 10 – heck 3 years? Where exactly is this society heading?

  11. After we got a man on the moon the sky is no longer the limit, anything goes. If you don’t have the right urges to go with the equipment given you by Mother nature you can change it. We have gone from simply male and female to a plethora of sexual ID’s: gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, homosexual…. I’m sure there will be more as the confusion grows given the sex-ed programs started in the early years in our schools.

  12. Maybe Manning is a Clinton admirer.
    One way or another, they just don’t make traitors the way they used to. The Yanks have taken it from a capital crime to low farce.

  13. This young MAN should be fitting into the prison sentence HE so richly deserves. He can call himself King Tut (and attempt to get leniency or whatever) until his face turns blue. I won’t call him that, either.

  14. Sup Niggas!
    That’s right, I said “Niggas”. Now Kate, before you get upset, and delete my comment because of my gratuitous use of the word “Niggas”; please have a little tolerance for my situation.
    You see, from a very young age, as long as I can remember in fact, I’ve been a huge fan of black music. It started with Chaka Khan and Eddie Grant(one bada$$ nigga), and eventually evolved to Michael Jackson. It was at that time I started to suspect that I might be black. By the time RUN DMC came along, there was no doubt that I had the ‘sense’ that I am a black man trapped in a white man’s body.
    Now, on the surface it might seem ridiculous that I am black; but if you dig a little deeper, it really isn’t so ridiculous. Fact: I love beans and rice, fried chicken, and I’ve been known to fry-up a can of corned-beef and mix it with rice.
    Back in the nineties, one of my niggas was visiting and I offered him some dinner. When I served the dish of corned beef and rice, he was noticeably shocked and said “I’ve never heard of a white person making corned beef and rice before”. Little did I know at the time that I was being racially profiled, but I digress. The bottom line is… this incident of cooking corned beef and rice is absolute proof that I must be black, right?
    Anyways, as a black man trapped in a white man’s body I feel I am entitled to “penoplasty”(see South Park) on the taxpayers dime; as it’s difficult to convince the women folk that I am in fact black once the lights go off. This hurts my self-esteem! According to Eddie Murphy, the penoplasty will also effect gravities pull on me and will result in that cool-a$$ nigga pimp walk that is also my right; and, a Progressive society will understand their responsibility in bringing my reality in line with my spirit(and improve my performance in bed).
    PS… sometimes I also have the sense that I am much richer, and have a little bit more hair. Am I not entitled to these things too? Oh, I’m also sensing that I’m Black Mamba’s secret lover. Can anyone help a brotha out?

  15. All this intelligence leakage. Yet after 3 proven cover ups, with even Ronald Reagan not able to find out. We still don’t know what landed in a field in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
    Priorities folks. Its all just a feint. By the way , what ever happened to Fast & furious, Benghazi, the IRS political usage, or NSA spying of the publec government scourges. They seem to have been lost in Syria.

  16. reverant moonbeam
    Roswell in 1947, cover up, ah yes, and I’v gots a bridge fore sale, buy one git the second one for haff price

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