“Climate change has made it increasingly difficult to predict climate change,” says Dr. Manyard Michael, the lead scientist behind the study. “The current 16 year pause in global warming illustrates just how serious this situation has been; if not for climate change, we now know that we would have been able to accurately predict the current break in warming and clearly show that climate change is actually accelerating faster than forecast – not stopping as climate change is making it appear to those outside of the climate science community.” Dr. Michael also noted that they stumbled on this important finding almost by accident. “We just happened to notice that the higher carbon dioxide concentrations climbed, the more we had to adjust the data to get the results we knew to be right, and the more we adjusted the data, the bigger the error in the models. It’s a very strong positive feedback.”
Read the rest….
Related: Al Gore likens skeptics to racists, slavery, homophobes.
h/t Rob H
I am speechless.
Really.
These clowns are getting truly desperate.
Clueless.
Desperate.
Moron.
A perfctly modern climate scientist.
Ridicule is too kind to scientific buffoons like this piece of trash.
Ifin ya gotta adjust the models to fit wha “we know to be correct”, then urine model is a piece of sh1t.
CAGW is a religious/political cult. They make the sciencetologists look almost to the right.
“… adjust the data to get the results we knew to be right.” Sounds a lot like Obama economics. Mind you, that is the normal mindset of the progressive leftoids.
Chill dudes… he left off the /sarc tag…. LOL!
In related news, folks who are off Suzuki’s Christmas list.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23794663
Greenies backing Fracking. . . . Who woulda think it.
It is satire, you know. Really. C’mon, “Dr. Manyard Michael”, “Dr. Hans Jameson”?
Pretty funny stuff.
Ha! I was fooled. I should have clicked on the link and read the whole thing.
I think I was fooled in part because at this point nothing would surprise me from the global warming lunatics.
the wheels on the bandwagon are falling off
Article was priceless. Float it on a warmist blog and I expect it would be taken as legit.
The IPCC have become contrarians now. They have brainwashed themselves into a corner and the gravy train funding depends on a rational explanation that is elusive. Contrary to overwhelming evidence that they are wrong, they still mount the horse backwards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tdGCvGRtEo
Bull Shit for brains!!!
The flatter the global temperature graph, the more rabid the rhetoric. Gore wants to win through politics what he’s losing through the data.
Once upon a time I respected Gore. I wonder if he has a brain tumor or something.
“We just happened to notice that the higher carbon dioxide concentrations climbed, the more we had to adjust the data to get the results we knew to be right” has to be the epitome of pseudoscience. They made their predictions, they put their b*lls on the table, they were wrong, so we will cut them off. THAT is science.
I’ll never forget how, about 5 years ago, I got into debate about Global Warming with a bunch of early 20-something UBC Science students. These arrogant putzes were so smug, so righteous, so confident in their shared ignorance and ultimate stupidity.
I sometimes wonder how such people reconcile their blatant mistakes. Much like cult members though, I suspect they don’t have it in them to ever admit that they were duped. 🙁
If any of them had any cobblers to chop off, one of them would have come forward by now to tell the world what game the global warming scammers are playing and how much the enemies of Christian civilization are paying them to play it.
You really should click the link (“Read the rest…”) before you comment, folks..
wait, what?
Predicting what the climate will be like in 50 years is child’ play. I’ve developed an Al-Gor-ithm that predicts the previous week’s weather correctly every time, without fail.
sum in here are as bad as those they denigrate:-))))
Rodeo clowns wearing Algore masks.
Is that allowed?
Socialist doublespeak at its best.
Sorry EBD, and Kate. Some of us are hanging our heads in shame for not reading the complete link first. Gun-shy from reading too many ludicrous articles by fanatical Warmistas I guess.
Not “the Onion”.
That’s why it’s good satire. It reads as if one of the Warmistas had written it.
Oops! I guess it is “The Onion”. (Getting hard to tell these days).
“Because climate change continues to accelerate faster than at any time since before the dinosaurs, the scientific consensus is that that there will be some truly stunning model failures on the horizon.”
Pure gold!
Related:
National Post, Friday, Aug. 23. Lawrence Solomon:
http://opinion.financialpost.com/2013/08/22/lawrence-solomon-model-mockery/
LS: “unabashed true believer … Robert S. Pindyck, a physicist, engineer and Professor of Economics and Finance at MIT’s Sloan School of Management … dissected a ‘plethora’ of climate change models and found that they ‘have crucial flaws that make them close to useless as tools for policy analysis …'”
LS: “… blunt talk pervades his study – 21 pages that methodically eviscerate any pretence that the climate change modellers have produced anything that anyone, anywhere can rely on for any decision requiring more authority than would be provided by a Ouija board.”
And the peer revue experts for the IPCC is…………..
http://joannenova.com.au/2013/03/unpaid-students-to-review-ar5-this-is-rigorous-expert-science-right/29/
Gore Likens Climate Change ‘Denialists’ To An Alcoholic Father
So, AlGores alcoholic father was a ‘denailist’. Not surprising.
When you depend on computers, they can only give you what info you put in. Trash in, trash out!
Pardon me.. We are so wrong that this proves that we are right.. The fact that we don’t know what we are taking about proves we are right..
Any and all organizations with the word “climate” in their name need to be fired or defunded for the public good.. Delusional scammers that would rather have a conversation with themselves than the abused data they pretend to represent..
There is no benchmark in forecasting climate (under any circumstance) outside of their political makework computer model income redistribution program.. Otherwise known as climate science..
The positive feedback is the money and political favours that keep these useful idiots in positions of power and influence.. All those rich kids who have decided to save the world from plant food blinking at their stuffed shirt leaders..
Every one of them had their politics stroked and their minds made up well before they ever entered the building.. A place for rich people to plant their useless left wing kids on the public dime.. Think “Day Camp” for the 1%ers children.. Where they can finger paint with computer models all day long and show daddy and mommy just how useful they have become..
I think its the most expensive daycare program ever.. Who’s your daddy? and why wont he give you a job?
Achmed Jr AND climate science satire ; stopit, yer killing me! lol!!