26 Replies to “Deep Impact”

  1. They should demand the equal opportunity manager be included in the vote. All three vote, loser goes. Equitable, fair trade, wouldn’t you say. The 9th circuit will uphold the democratic solution. Voila!

  2. The Paper That Won’t Be Named pulled a somewhat similar stunt after they laid me off, along with all the other writers. They then opened up a newsroom night copy editing job, which by the unions “rules” I had the option of taking, as I had seniority over the other laid off writers. I had no intention of ever setting foot in there again, so I deferred to a junior colleague, who I knew needed the cash (not that I didn’t, but still – very bad blood at this point.) I think they would have preferred never to see either of us again, and my friend said that the atmosphere in the newsroom when he returned was difficult, to say the least.
    What a dismal industry.

  3. Darn it. A commenter there beat me to a “two libs enter; one lib leaves” riff. And they’re both white women so they can’t decide by p.c. points. Ha-ha.

  4. As OMMAG says,fire the manager.Then they could probably hire four more basket weavi…er….”journalists”

  5. If they were smart, that would both leave.
    Because looking for a better job somewhere
    else in a growing part of the economy, is a
    sooner the better proposition. The fact you
    are the last, most skilled person, out the door
    leaving the closing buggy whip factory just
    won’t help you much looking for your next job.

  6. Right on MAR… I did the same with my Calgary Herald subscription. Funny thing is we also have our very own red star but it sits at the center of the Canadian leftard universe. Toronto.

  7. They should have tossed a kiddie pool full of jello in the parking lot and let the journo chicks wrassle for it.
    Its fun watching the enemy come apart. >:D

  8. I love it, making them choose who amongst them goes is a great way to insulate the boss from the inevitable litigation discrimination fall out.
    Its also a kinder gentler form of making the homeless fight each other.

  9. andycanuck @7:49 – perfect time for someone to discover that she’s 1/64th Cherokee. And gay.

  10. This could make an excellent reality show. Film the negotiations between them. Let them argue, in public, which of the two has the greater need for their job than the other. This follows the general arc of social justice does it not?

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