The Ass Whisperer

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The Okanagan Film Festival International is struggling to find a venue after Landmark Cinemas gave organizers the boot over a controversial documentary about Colombian men who have sex with donkeys.

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The nearest CBC office would surely be happy to oblige.

Now that's funny.

" The Ass Whisperer", now that had me damn near falling off my chair!!!!


with google and U tube, were's the problem ?????

Sounds like something that would rate CFB grant. Kate came up with the better title though.

Colombian donkey fukcers, eh? How absolutely riveting!
These so called film festivals are nothing more than an attempt to legitimisize sexual perversions in the name of art.

Equine erotica is an apparent genre on the film festival circuit.

Is that where mules come from?

Re: "You arrive only to discover a shocking truth: people here not only have sex with donkeys, they consider it a tradition and celebrate it as part of their culture,"

Aren't all cultures equal? (gag)

"Is that where mules come from?"

1 point for Aviator

There was Donkey Kong and now there appears to be konkey dong.

And we all thought that "Juan Valdez" only used his donkey to bring our morning Columbian java to market...

Was this an early creep show for Halloween or were they just making horses asses out of themselves?

I trust the animal has the good sense to leave a decent hoof print somewhere around the gonads.

I think bestiality is still in the Criminal Code:

http://www.canlii.org/en/ca/laws/stat/rsc-1985-c-c-46/latest/

Bestiality

160. (1) Every person who commits bestiality is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years or is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.


......


Corrupting morals

163. (1) Every one commits an offence who

(a) makes, prints, publishes, distributes, circulates, or has in his possession for the purpose of publication, distribution or circulation any obscene written matter, picture, model, phonograph record or other thing whatever; or

(b) makes, prints, publishes, distributes, sells or has in his possession for the purpose of publication, distribution or circulation a crime comic.


It is possible that the police may have a good case in this instance...


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Anyone else miss "Hee Haw"?

The Ass Whisperer! Another masterpiece.

And, tee hee, hee haw, and like an errant school boy I get to type ass without asterisks.

Kind of adds meaning to the old term:

"That's a nice peice of ass!"

Call the human rights courts this is right up their donkey.


Best title ever.

The Facebook page protesting this move by the cinema seems to be saying that all colombian men are like this, that it's common.

I fully doubt that. Perhaps there's a group of folks that approve of this. By the common measure of this, then all men in the middle east do this, everyday.

While we know full well there isn't enough donkeys, sheep, goats, to go around.

Doesn't exactly say much for Colombian women.

" The Ass Whisperer"

Sounds like a bad porn movie.

"You arrive only to discover a shocking truth: people here not only have sex with donkeys, they consider it a tradition and celebrate it as part of their culture,"

Apparently, as it is common it is therefore OK.

It's also common for Muslim men to beat the crap out of Muslim women. I wonder if the brave filmmakers will make THAT documentary.

I am always stunned by the "all cultures are equal" crowd. I sometimes ask those folk, what about cannibals? Is their culture OK to import? Can they live in your neighbourhood?

Proggy lovers never have an answer except Racist!!!

Dick Innme @ 5.42 pm.

Go to Google images, type in, canadian women.
Go to Google images, type in, colombian women.

See the difference? It's comprehensive. Remember all those T-shirts that used to say, "Canadian women kick ass" ? By this quick survey, they have to kick ass or they'd never catch a man.
Yeah, "catch" a man.

Seems to me the unanswered question is: does this documentary present these practitioners of bestiality in a sympathetic light, or even celebrate it as "cultural diversity, or is it more a case of, "crap! look at these sick fcuks!"?

If the former, then I agree with the theater 100%; if the latter, then, no, it should be seen.

To Dick Inme: maybe the Colombian men are reduced to burro-cracy because the U.S. Secret Service is hogging all their wimmenz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1BePpr7xW0

It appears that Daryl Michael Stoneage, from B.C. Canada, set out to produce a film that portrays all / most men in Colombia as deviant, and has succeeded.
They laugh and joke in the movie trailer, as though they're enjoying the ride too. I haven't seen the entire movie so maybe my opinion isn't as considered as it could be.

I doubt the current office holder of the USA would have any problem with this, as islamic people are still only a minority in Colombia. The Embassy of the USA in Bogota is likely safe.

The title works for so many reasons.

Is this something McGuinty will push into schools?

Overheard at a Leftist policy committee:

"Not that there's anything wrong with it."

Best title ever. - LAS


LOL - I guessed right away before I opened the comments that this story would be titillation for LAS.

...isn't it the ass whhhispperer..?..

"Oh those Colombians"
The drug lords get the women and the yokels are out on their ass.

sounds like they filmed it at a weekend at ok and news place with phil supplying the feed from a greedy farmer. next we'll have an online petition from Evan Solomon to save the screening.

But if the man and the donkey love each other ................?

I guess the only way a pervert can associate themselves with bestiality acceptably is to become a filmmaker and make a documentary on the subject. I wonder how many child porn documentaries will be coming out in the future and winning awards at such film festivals?

...and I am not suggesting that all documentaries are crap and insincere, but who can forget "The Inconvenient Truth"? Another great piece of porn.

Dystopian Optimist:

Excellent!

Now, all we have to do is to get some NDP and Liberal activists to outlaw "Same Species Marriage" and then we can...........

I saw on TV they had a real donkey as a mascot at the democratic national convention.

99% of BCer's....donkey buggers...NDPer's...same same

Great caption! Nails it.

Rick @ 4:02, "These so called film festivals are nothing more than an attempt to legitimisize sexual perversions in the name of art." Exactly!

Dystopian Optimist @ 7:57, "But if the man and the donkey love each other ................?" That is what our society has degenerated to.

Look for an HRC complaint by the makers of the movie. This is BC where one is forced to respect peoples sexual preferences. If there is consensual sex between two mammals, then it's OK. Somewhere in a Vancouver hospital is an xray of a well known actor (who won't be named) with a gerbil skeleton in his rectum (the gerbil was live but decided to hide rather than come out when expected to). In comparison, a movie about ass whisperers seems banal in comparison.

So! Whadda ya get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Heard the interview with a guy who screened the movie and he said that it was a compassionate look at the subject matter.

He said the film was about the women not wanting to be pregnant all the time and the men-folk needed to be able to relieve themselves, so that took up a little local burro action. Now it has become a regular part of the society and even featured one man who has completely fallen in love with his ass. He has become addicted to the point of multiple visits per day, even hour.

And we need to see this because....?

Sounds like the left trying to expand our world view.

And there were some vague images of live action shots, just for the twisted to get their fix as well.

Good = Evil; Evil = Good

Sign of the times.

I felt the same way when film festivals wanted to show Brokeback Mountain.

I guess this film is one leftist agenda to far.

I wonder if anyone said, "wow, look at the ass on him."

If this film is legitimately about a sexual preference between consenting mammals, then it should be shown.
If the men love their ass, they have the right to explore the relationship without being censored by the pious right wing Christian extremists in the Okanagan Valley.
This is another example of a few trying to push their narrow-minded agendas on sex up our ass.
They should get their ass to the Human Rights Tribunal, and seek some justice and..... money.
Then they could whisper, "Now you can shove it up YOUR ass, you bigots of the OKanagan Valley."

Show the films on the side of Pierre's Tomb.

Loki, WOW, is this true?
A batty hard-left former friend told me that story name and all, long ago.
I dismissed it out of hand as some kind of crazy urban legend.

If there is no God,there is no argument against sex with donkeys, just as there is no argument against polygamy etc. etc. Guess what, donkey sex will be coming to a town near you as the assumptions of secularism are relentlessly worked out and applied to all of life.

The daddy of my college girlfriend had a plaque
on the wall of his bar that said:

"Why are there always more horses asses than
horses?"

True then, true now.

Me No Dhimmi, while I can't release specifics I can confirm that a gerbling individual did visit a Vancouver hospital for a rodent extraction. Back in the days before it became unacceptable to post patient names in public areas in the ER, one of the ER docs would have an xray of the day which, in downtown Vancouver, invariably turned out to be a foreign body lodged in a male patients rectum.

I never realized how dangerous falling in a shower was, especially the risk of so many objects to enter the rectum as the person fell. Invariably every vibrator that was retrieved by bemused surgical residents had dead batteries and the most mystifying case I was involved in related to a cell phone set on vibrate that the patient, through some fluke, had slipped in the shower and precisely sat on the cell phone.

In a non-sexual related recent case, a somewhat deranged male stuffed his rectum with everything he thought he might need in prison as he expected to be arrested. When he turned himself in at the local police station, he was told there was no warrent out for his arrest. Fearful of the condoms stuffed with methamphetamine breaking, he came to the local ER and great amusement was had from the initial xray and a long eclectic list of retrieved items noted in the somewhat irritated surgeons procedure report.

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