Obama's Debate Notes

Yes, definitely contrived, but funny. Unlike all the wonderful things the MSM ever told us about him - those things weren't funny.

I loved Obama for the first time ever. He came through for me during the debate. He showed who he really is: as shallow, narcisstic and ill-prepared. He demonstrated this convincingly. The Obama lovers in my circle have tacitly acknowledged this lately by staying silent when I criticize him.

Let's hope those notes make it into the Presidential Archive.

They will greatly help historians understand his term in office.

Remember how SNL make repeated jokes about Bush saying "But it's hard" being President? I'm waiting for the "Debating's hard" jokes.

I have no clue why anyone seems shocked by the 'annointed one' that he seemed ill-prepared and completely out-done by fact and reality. He has been the most pampered elected official in recorded time. He is never forced to answer tough questions nor forced to account for his bad decisions. I was also not surprised when the bogus unemployment figure came out this week. Even though the number defies mathematical logic it is swallowed by the lefty MSM because they desperately want their messiah to be re-elected. What would these clowns ever do with a Republican president in power and not the empty-suit they have now. They can actually make up news now and what would he care. It's always positive for him anyway.

I'm beginning to wonder if they're going to be dropping Obama from the Biden ticket.

I am not however convinced he spends a lot of time anytime thinking about "the things (he) could be doing to Michelle right now". I suspect he wastes less energy on that than Bill does fantasizing over Hillary.

Talk about an "anointed one" who is shallow, narcisstic, out-of-touch with reality, and pampered by the media (CBC bldg has been shaking from the orgasms), think of our own precious lad: JUST IN.

I have to keep pressing the MUTE button because who can stand that face,that voice, and that attitude and stay sane!

Really enjoyed what Maher had to say B. Hussien did with that $1 million donation, spent it all on weed !

It appears that the Romney campaign held fire until CIC Mitt saw the whites of his enemy's eyes.

He had notes?

Oh, lord, you folks all have to see this one:

Next week's New Yorker cover

Seriously, you will laugh your heads off.

FrankQ

yes he had notes, but on one thought to ask if he could read them!!!!

Classic.

Snoopdog's got somethin' to say as well:
instagram.com/p/QYGWYpP9Pd/

Oblamya was so bad, the moderater took to leading "the one" with hints for possible responses to the next question.
A couple of times it looked like Mr. Lerher was offering advice on how to answer before asking the question.
Anyone else notice?

I don't think Barry did.

No, it was not contrived!
As Dan Rather would say, "It was fake but accurate!"

You are smart, confident, funny and attractive

Stuart Smalley is our President? Who knew!

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

Barry's going to buy up an obsolete phone booth so's he'll have a place to make his presidential library look impressive.

William in Ajax

I noticed that as well and I think Obama knew it too hence the "help me" looks he gave Lerher.I also felt that at times Obama looked at Mitt with surprise while Mitt laid out his polocies.Wether he was surprised at how well Mitt was prepared or some other reason,who knows,put there are ton of punchline possibilities.

Should call that the Eastwood empty chair debate.

"A couple of times it looked like Mr. Lerher was offering advice on how to answer before asking the question. Anyone else notice?"

I did. Lehrer's attempts to help Obama were obvious. He did not ask the president a question, he suggested a direction for the president's answer.

It reminded me of a 3rd grader doing a recitation and being given hints about his lines by his teacher.

Sad.

So, is that really his note pad, or is this some weird joke?

@ Old Duffer:

He could put his entire presidential library in that phone booth and still have room to change into his Superman costume.

Only thing that'd make it better is if it had been on a Staples legal pad :)

egoist (9:12): Probably not his real notes. It's probably what he copied onto a clean sheet afterwards to be preserved for his presidential library.

He would want all the most important documents he ever produced in that phone booth (old duffer 8:49) , and he would want them to look as good as he can make them.

Now you've even lowered yourself to stealing stolen facebook photos...

BJ wins the thread.

phone booth???, h3ll a johnny on the spot would be more appropriate, and there would a usefull place to hang his ROLL of memiors:-)))

He'd be daydreaming about Reggie or Kal, not Michelle - nttawwt, etc., etc.. Just sayin'.

Ah, you have to love the opportunity for schadenfreude

Prior to the debate, a website called Splice Today ran a piece called "Mitt Romney Is the Great Schmuck of History"

"To be around Romney is to feel pain: He twitches so badly, but he won't go away. That will be the prime fact of the debates, the experience no one can escape, and it will sabotage any attempts he makes to pin Obama on the Benghazi mess."

"Romney's combination of ill will and haplessness makes him seem perfect, an ideally formed fall guy to get knocked over in a liberal sweep. Yes, there's talk. Liberals are wondering about a big win in November."

http://www.splicetoday.com/politics-and-media/mitt-romney-is-the-great-schmuck-of-history

Crow is surely more palatable with a nice pinot noir.

heh heh NME666 @ 10:11

too funny a thought!

I seem to recall during barry's rise to stardom in 2008
when the US's affirative action candidate's teleprompter occasionally malfunctioned during one of his sermons and he had to 'wing it' with the impromptue? Well he couldn't and the audience used to get nervous as he verbally flailed away at some such nonsense gibberish.
Long story short...they were still buying in back then...but after the other night...not so much.

I swear there were a few times during barry's cleansing that I thought Mitt was gonna break out laughing...he was so amused at the zero's incompetence.
Barry knew he was caught out in his lies and that really choked him cause he was naked.

May the upcoming debates be just as entertaining!

I think that Obama took a toothpick to a gun fight.

This story just came out a couple days ago. Interesting read.

JESSE JACKSON, WRIGHT 'ARRANGED' OBAMA MARRIAGE

Chicago sources claim president was part of dark subculture

“The political left wanted to push a black to the presidency, and the key operatives in the Democratic Party decided long ago it wouldn’t be Jesse Jackson (Sr.). Then Jesse wanted it to be his son, but Jesse Jr. has serious drug and mental problems that the world knows about now. These were also known about in the past, and Jesse Jr. was never going to be the black president. So, the political left then chose Obama.”

The Chicago sources told WND the selection of Michelle Robinson for Obama was made by Jesse Jackson, and Jeremiah Wright agreed it would be a good combination.

“A current member of Trinity church who has known the Obamas for 20 years, “Carolyn,” confirmed Trinity “helped a lot of blacks get successful and connected.” “That’s what Wright did for Obama,” she claimed. “He connected Obama in the community, and he helped Obama hide his homosexuality.”

“Michelle was nasty, and most straight guys would never be able to put up with her moods and temperament,” Robyn maintained. “But Obama really didn’t care. Michelle had the credentials and she looked the part. Obama wasn’t interested in her for sex.”

http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/jesse-jackson-wright-arranged-obama-marriage/

Mr. eye candy's ego is so big he forgot to buy brain food, or could it be his "lovely" wife is keeping him on the food regimen she has dictated the American students have to suffer through. He is an invention of the left, and as such will, and has revealed even to the most blinded lefties MSNBC ABC CBS NBC etc, he is as big a fraud as his cheerleaders are, substance matters in business, not Hollywood.

Funny bit of mockery but how far is it from reality? I'd say not very.

No Guff, did that site post a retraction?

So the left thought America needed a black homo on the downlow with Messalina as his bride. Wonderful. Thanks, lefties. I hope the rest of us can pay you back exactly as you deserve.

For the New Yorker to repeat Clinton's jibe is truly deeply meaningful.

The empty suite in the empty chair.

I noticed that there was no mention of Mitt's double knot spy, secret squirrel, ninja hanky. Obviously a oversight on Bammy's part.

Additional scribbles: "Make sure to use the words "Arithmetic" and "Math" in an intelligent manner. That'll show 'em."

Additional scribbles: "Make sure to use the words "Arithmetic" and "Math" in an intelligent manner. That'll show 'em."

Robert of Ottawa: "For the New Yorker to repeat Clinton's jibe is truly deeply meaningful."

I think you meant Clint's jibe. Freudian slip, maybe. I'm sure the cover has Bill and Hill all abuzz. It would look great framed and hanging in their bathroom.

'Seems that Clint's empty chair has put TVO's knickers in a knot. Last night they aired a very strange film called The Beguiled featuring a repressed group of females in a stranded Christian boarding school in the deep South who harbour a wounded Yankee soldier, played by no other than our Clint Eastwood.

Needless to say, they all fall for this handsome interloper and, in the end, they have their revenge for his bedroom-equality-for-all by amputating his, possibly, gangrenous leg and, finally, murdering him.

I suspect that this film is the wet-dream of the Leftards: to see Eastwood humiliated, mutilated, and done away with. The Beguiled must have been a good stand-in for the real thing. ('Not a great movie, BTW!)

Leftard losers.

Not enough doodles, IMHO, to be an accurate parody.

Remember, "I'm also a pretty good doodler. See folks don’t know that about me." He doodles "all kinds of things. Faces, people. So sometimes when I'm in a big important international meeting and you see me writings stuff down, it might be that I’m just drawing some, drawing some folks."

According to rumor, he's also an excellent driver. Hence his Secret Service nickname: "Rainman".