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Not Waiting For The Asteroid

By Kate on October 2, 2012 12:06 PM | 11 Comments

Not dead. Just restin'.

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Fred | October 2, 2012 12:42 PM | Reply

Perfect irony.

Ghost of Ed | October 2, 2012 1:26 PM | Reply

That is funny

The Phantom | October 2, 2012 1:55 PM | Reply

You think maybe they got a heads-up from the death-panel guys that hospice care is the new hotness in medicine? Bang the old biddies full of happy juice and stack 'em up twelve to a room. Automated beds turn them just like hot dogs on the grill and flush away the pee and poo. And barf and spit. And what have you.

Bring Out Your Dead call is 6:30AM.

Oz | October 2, 2012 2:09 PM | Reply

The Washington Post Co. now has a literal vested interest in seeing Obama re-elected and Obamacare not repealed that can be pointed to as an example of why they are biased in their reporting.

rd | October 2, 2012 2:12 PM | Reply

Phantom nailed this dead-center.

If you are a senior and your usefulness is over, Obamacare will make you comfortable in Hospice Care while you die slowly. It is much cheaper than curing you and giving you a few more years of life. After all, you old folks need to get out of the way of the Glorious Future!

Forward!

Ratt | October 2, 2012 2:33 PM | Reply

Going with Oz on this one if this is the new norm then the Media is gona be invested in ObamaCare. I may have been wrong about the next U.S. Civil War. It won't be Republicans vs. Democrats, it will be Us vs. the State-Run Media.
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dmorris | October 2, 2012 3:03 PM | Reply

These monuments are drastically overpriced,469 billion Eurotrashes for the Eiffel Tower!

The purpose of buying something,is to make a profit from it,so the ET being nothing more than an expensive tourist trap,at the going rate for a tour, how many visits would it take to recoup 469 billion?

It's a mountain of bloody rusted scrap iron,nothing more! This thing ain't the bloody Sphinx,it's a hundred and twenty-three year old piece of corroded scrap metal!

I bid 10 Canadian loonies,at least they aren't rusty.

dmorris | October 2, 2012 3:09 PM | Reply

Damn! Wrong thread! Sorry.

peterj | October 2, 2012 7:40 PM | Reply

Investing in death is a proven strategy as you are always guaranteed customers. Like most print news media , the Washington Post is on its deathbed and buying a Hospice is a natural transition. At least one paper is moving on rather than wringing their hands in anguish over lack of customers. I can just see the new direction in advertising. "We get you now or we get you later. Discount if you subscribe now"

Ken (Kulak) | October 3, 2012 12:30 AM | Reply

dmorris, have another coffee. :-)

I am staying out of this discussion as I am getting close to soylent green category.

The Phantom | October 3, 2012 9:45 AM | Reply

Ken, just stay out of the hospital. Make the b@st@rds fight for it. :)

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The Phantom: Ken, just stay out of the hospital. Make the b@st@rds read more
Ken (Kulak): dmorris, have another coffee. :-) I am staying out of read more
peterj: Investing in death is a proven strategy as you are read more
dmorris: Damn! Wrong thread! Sorry. read more
dmorris: These monuments are drastically overpriced,469 billion Eurotrashes for the Eiffel read more
Ratt: Going with Oz on this one if this is read more
rd: Phantom nailed this dead-center. If you are a senior and read more
Oz: The Washington Post Co. now has a literal vested interest read more
The Phantom: You think maybe they got a heads-up from the death-panel read more
Ghost of Ed: That is funny read more

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