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"That was my Dad'S obsolete technology. These days we have a 6-barreled GE minigun."

Peace through gymnastics...or, failing that, superior fire power.

Say Mr. President...you know how to load this thing?

I've come here to floor exercise and kick ass and I'm all out of long ribbons.

If this was a picture of a Palestinian kid playing with a grenade launcher everyone would be freaking out.

Just sayin' military gear and small children don't mix. Let them have their childhoods.

Obama you got to ask yourself one question: do you feel lucky? Well, do you punk?

Make my day!

There will be peace and love, or I'll KEEEL YOU!

My mother said I could hang a chad with this but the kickback to the lefty news rooms must be a bitch.

Steve,

We have seen plenty of pictures of Palestinian children and weapons (taken by Palestinians). We have seen them for many, many years. We have seen many pictures of dead Palestinian children being venerated as martyrs because they have been beguiled (by Palestinians) into blowing themselves up. We have even seen false pictures of Palestinian children being shot at.

You are right. Children and military gear do not mix.

My mother said I could hang a chad with this but the recoil to the lefty news rooms must be a bitch.

new - oh, Phantom will so be on board with that!

Peace: Brought to you by Firepower.

Which direction is the hospital that Barack Obama was born in?

It's a MK19 mod3 40mm belt-fed grenade launcher,...OH! and another one of my comments in caught in the damn filter.

The children are our future: which is why i speak softly but carry a big stick

Excuse me sir, Can you give me directions to the nearest occupy protest?

Oh crap! I did summersaults to get here and the dam thing isn't even loaded.

I'll get my hippy parents for dressing me in this.

It's an old one but, 'Happiness is a belt fed weapon.'

SWAT Valley school bus monitor. Bring it on Taliban.

Mamba, anybody who needs a helmet to fight Scottish-style is a wuss. Or an Ayrab.

Peace, Love & Ballistics

Toys are for boys!

It appears that this particular peace maker has never been fired; must be working, huh.

Nothing says give peace a chance like having an automatic 40mm grenade launcher pointed at you.

Yeah, I got your jihad right here.

"...and then Dora finally found a way to stop Swiper from swiping...PERMANENTLY!!! 'Swipe this motherf$#$#er!!!!'"

Peace, Love and Gymnastics. Made possible by Superior Firepower.

Hey, this looks like the same weapon the rear gunner on our garbage truck uses!

Well that rig has it's merits but it's max range of 300m is an issue.

Every US Embassy/consulate should have one.

My routine is a '10' - okay.

And now, a pictorial display of Obama's foreign policy!

It takes serious mental gymnastics to "believe" we could live in peace without guns.

Where's my dam bubble gum????

Peace Love & Goodwill among men;
and a machine gun to guarantee it.

Peace - Love..... of course.! .now pass me the damned ammo.!!

"Hey Mooch! About my school lunches. More please."

"Now would be a good time to take cover."

I'm ready to fight for peace, kill for love and hate all those who hate! How do I operate this thing?